Duel Academy Excitement!
Redux Edition - Written by SubZeroGreymon and Smittyboy
Chapter 04 - Haruhi's Secret! The Silent Girl from Outer Space!
"Okay, SOS Brigade!" Haruhi shouted as she entered the room, "Today, we begin our first top-to-bottom supernatural investigation!"
"Ugh, Haruhi!" Kyon sighed, "It's not like we're gonna FIND anything."
"This time around, we have more eyes!"
Jaden watched the scene unfold with a quizzical look on his face.
What's THEIR problem?
Jaden shrugged. Yubel, feeling something, turned to see Yuki looking at her AGAIN.
...Creepy...
"Okay, We'll split the Brigade to two groups, to cover more ground," Haruhi held out five straws, "Two of these are marked, so those guys - or girls - will be grouped together."
The four others took the straws out of her hand, leaving her with only one.
Kyon saw that he had gotten a blank straw, as did Yuki and Jaden.
Haruhi saw that Mikuru was the only other one to get a colored straw.
Needless to say, much deplorable fanservice cosrape occurred, but we won't get TOO into that, pervs. Instead, we follow Yuki, Kyon, and Jaden. Let's see what happens.
"So... Why'd you join the club?" Jaden asked.
"It was... interesting," Yuki replied.
"Interesting in that Haruhi is a complete maniac, or in that you'd see Mikuru getting the knife edge of rape?" Kyon deadpanned.
"... The former... for the most part," Yuki replied, slowly.
"What most part?"
"... It may surprise you that there is a lot more to Ms. Suzumiya then you currently realize," Yuki replied, "And your friend, too... and his other friend."
She can see me! HOW?
"... Do you notice something about the clock over there?" Yuki pointed.
"Hey... that second hand hasn't moved an inch," Jaden noted.
"That is because I paused the chronological flow of time around us," Yuki replied, "I believe you may be asking how this is possible."
"... Yes, yes we are," Kyon replied.
"You see," Yuki continued, "I am not a human. I am a humanoid interface generated by the integrated thought entity. An alien, if you will."
"... WHAT," Kyon stated flatly.
"The integrated thought entity controls me," Yuki explained, "Originally, when Earth was created, it held no interest to the Integrated Thought Entity, but with time humans evolved into a bipedal species capable of amounts of intelligence. Eventually, some humans from an area known as Egypt discovered the ability to call upon life-forms from an unknown dimension in bouts known as Shadow Games, catching the Integrated Thought Entity. The planet was observed for some time in the hopes of gathering new data, though humans never actually broke out of the autoevolution process. Three years ago, an incident occured on this Earth, a fluctuation in data the likes of which has never been seen before."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." Jaden groaned in confusion.
"At the center of this incident was Haruhi Suzumiya. We began to observe her. Humans are never able to influence the data around them, the simple fact that Suzumiya-san is capable of this is a reason to observe her."
"So you're saying she is an evolutionary leap or something?" Kyon replied, "That's ridiculous, how do you expect us to believe something like this? WHY are you telling us this?"
Yuki continued, "For a reason unknown to the integrated thought entity, Suzumiya-san chose you."
"Chose... me?"
"It is unknown whether this will play a factor in future events," Yuki noted, "Nor the oddly phased lifeform standing next to... Judai over there."
"IT'S JAAAAAAADEN!" Jaden shouted, "JAY DEN! Man, is it so hard to remember!"
"Initiating time-de-pausing cycle..." Yuki replied, as the clock came back to life again.
"I think you missed someone," Kyon pointed, as some unfortunant student had still haven't moved.
"... I'm sorry," Yuki replied to the student, "I guess I sometimes forget details. He'll be fine in a few hours."
The three continued on, allowing the poor guy to gain the title to gain the nickname,"Living statue."
The event hadn't gone unnoticed, as a pair of eyes concealed behind a pair of V-shaped sunglasses watched them go.
Just as Yuki forgot to unfreeze a guy, she had forgotten to freeze another.
"So, this girl has supernatural powers, huh?" The guy smirked, "I guess I'll have tokeep an eye on them. And I will. After all, who the hell do you think I am?"
Takato Kaiba eyed the island with a smirk on his face.
"So, this is my father's academy, huh?"
The smirk widened.
"Looks like I'll have fun here."
CHAPTER 04 - END
AUTHOR NOTE: This chapter was going to have a section written up by SmittyBoy, but I reread it and realized it worked well. Better Luck Next Time, Smitt.
