Author's Note
ACZelda: THE BRAZILIAN CARNAVAL IS STARTING SOON! Being mostly Brazilian myself, I simply cannot ignore this chance for a special chapter! It starts on February 24 this year. I'll upload the special the day before.
Link: *Just woke up and walks into the main room yawning, then a brick flies past his head, almost hitting him*
Link: AGH! What the- ACZelda? Leia? What are you doing?
ACZelda: *struggling to hold a brick in place in the largest hole in the fourth wall* I'm… Trying… To… Fix… *brick flies out, almost hitting Link again* THIS STUPID WALL!
Leia: Put them in the other way, you're doing it wrong! *Takes brick from pile*
Link: *hiding behind his Hylian shield* Why are you trying to repair it? The hole isn't that big!
ACZelda: Well, with all these fourth wall jokes, we're going to shatter it by Chapter 5! But it seems like only people and objects that come from the real world can exit the fictional world, and people and objects from the real world can only partially enter the fictional world. Like me! I'm in both worlds.
Leia: Same here. I'm actually from three worlds and this isn't one of them.
Link: ...I'm confused.
ACZelda: Stuff from fictional world can't leave fictional world. Stuff from real world must always be in real world. Better?
Link: Yeah, but I still have some questions. First, why are you trying to fix a glass wall with bricks?
ACZelda: It's a lot easier to use bricks. And bricks are harder to shatter.
Leia: Duh. Have you ever tried shattering a brick? Not easy or fun.
Link: Second, can't you use bricks from the real world since it can exist in both worlds at once?
ACZelda: It's not that easy, and do I look like someone who has bricks in my pockets all the time- *remembers something and stares at something on the wall*
Leia: *Follows her gaze and starts laughing*
Link: What are you guys looking at?
ACZelda: *staring wide-eyed at the clock* HOLY DIN, THE DARE SHOW ALREADY STARTED! *Signals at the camera* CUT! CUT! STOP FILMING! I NEED TO GET READY! I'M STILL WEARING PAJAMAS!
Leia: And you look great, good job! *jazz hands*
Link: *realizes that ACZelda is wearing Hylian Royal Crest pajamas* Hey, nice PJs!
Leia: *Looks down at her own outfit, is wearing long white pants and a loose green 'Team Loki' shirt. Poses for the fourth wall* LOKI'D! Today I'm Darcy!
ACZelda: SORRY, READERS! *A cracking noise is heard from the wall and ACZelda is seen dashing off before the camera fades to black*
ACZelda: Welcome back to the Legend of Zelda dare show!
Mimi: What's this brick doing here?
Link: *Opens mouth to say something*
ACZelda: Link, you saw nothing.
Mimi: But Link, you diiiiid! :3 What did she do- *can't talk*
Darcy: *Is now wearing a long black, green fringed shirt with a gold necklace and black pants. She has a gold scepter in her hands* She was fixing the fourth wall. I was helping. No shame.
ACZelda: *holding the remote control from earlier with the mute button pressed*
Leia: *Mouths 'Loki'd'*
ACZelda: Anyway, the first dare requires a few Kingdom Hearts characters! *summons Sora, who has spiked brown hair and a keyblade, and Kairi, who is a girl with brown hair and blue eyes*
KH Characters: Hi!
ACZelda: Link, this dare is for you! You have to fight Sora. Kairi will just be watching.
Link: Bring it on! *charges at Sora*
Kairi: *looks at Zelda* I bet 100 munny that Sora wins!
Zelda: I don't even know what "munny" is, but I bet 900 rupees that Link wins!
Darcy: *Offers popcorn to both of them* I'm betting that one of you loses your money. $20.
Kairi: Deal.
ACZelda: HEY! I muted you!
Darcy: LOL LOKI'D! I think you missed actually
ACZelda: Oh, I think I accidentally hit Mimi instead. Ok. *Eats popcorn* Screw you, Mimi.
Mimi: O.O
*a long time later*
ACZelda: *yawns and grabs the 30th bucket of popcorn* Sigh… hours have passed, and they're still fighting! When will someone win?! I guess they're evenly matched. GUYS! IT'S A DRAW! WE HAVE MANY DARES TO COVER AND LITTLE TIME! *snaps fingers, returning Sora and Kairi to their own world*
Zelda: Aww, you didn't give us enough time for Link to win! I wanted to see what that so-called "munny" looks like.
Darcy: Wait but if no one lost any money did I lose?
Zelda: Yup. Hand the $20 over.
Darcy: Well if Link would have won, she would have lost money. I don't have to pay 'cuz Link won.
Zelda: That makes no sense, I still didn't lose anyt-
ACZelda: SHUT UP, GUYS! Our next dare is another fighting dare and- *facepalm* I completely forgot! There's a brand new room here at the dare show. Follow me!
*enters a fighting arena surrounded by enough chairs for all the characters to sit with room to spare*
ACZelda: From now on, all the battles will take place here! There's a popcorn stand in the back.
Everyone except for ACZelda and Darcy: *dashes to the popcorn stand*
ACZelda: Luckily, there's another fight dare, so we can test this arena! Ganondorf! Link! Get over here.
Ganondorf: Oh, no. I'm screwed.
Darcy: Ohh yahh lemme go get some popcorn. I'ma throw it at both of you.
Link: This will be fun! I beat him before.
ACZelda: There's a catch. Two, in fact. It's boxing.
Ganondorf: That catch isn't TOO bad.
Link: *fist pumps* I'm great at boxing! *looks at the stand and shouts towards two people* THANKS FOR THE TRAINING, BLAINO AND RICKY!
Blaino: You're da champ! You can beat dat guy!
Ricky: *Cheering* YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY!
Ganondorf: HA! Trained by a talking ball and a kangaroo? Ooh, I'm SOO scared!
Link: *Angrily opens mouth*
Ganondorf: *Speaks before Link has a chance to retort* Hey, ACZelda, didn't you say that there were TWO catches?
ACZelda: Yep. *snaps fingers*
Link: *Wearing adorable pink bunny pajamas*
Ganondorf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD What are you going to do, kill me with cuteness?
IALink: *walks into the room* OH MA HYLA, YOU ARE ADORABLE
Link: *Ignores her* Hey, who are you getting married to, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Nabo- Wait a second, why are you asking me this?
Nabooru: I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED TO THAT CREEP IN THE WEDDING DRESS!
Ganondorf: Wedding… dress? *Looks at himself* AAAH!
Link: *Trying not to laugh*
Darcy: *Laughing openly and throwing popcorn*
Everyone else: *chomping furiously on popcorn while watching intently*
Ganondorf: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS! *Charges at Link, but trips over his dress*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ganondorf: *Tries to punch Link, but Link expertly avoids it*
Link: *Punches Ganondorf once, knocking him out* Huh, that was fast.
Demise: *Pays Hylia a large sum of rupees* DANG IT! I never would have thought that my (insert whatever theory you agree with here) would be so pitiful!
ACZelda: One more Ganondorf dare, but before I forget, *unmutes Mimi*
Mimi: FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
Darcy: Call out to the world, grl! #YOLO!
Mimi: *All of a sudden starts crying*
ACZelda: ...I honestly don't know what to say.
Darcy: Was it cause I said yolo? YOLO!
Mimi: BECAUSE THEY (spoiler alert for Nexo Knights!)******* TURNED CLAY TO STONE! D:
Darcy: That's nice
ACZelda: Oh, ok. Random. NEXT DARE!
Mimi: Heartless monsters…
Darcy: Respect your youngers!
Mimi: NEVAAAAAAAAAH
Darcy: *Tries to takes over mind with Scepter* Respect me, Mimi. Kneel
Mimi: Lol u have a glowstick *leaves to next door*
Darcy: Dammit
ACZelda: Hey, I didn't watch that episode of Nexo Knights, and I'm the oldest here! Besides, we're running out of time, so SHUT UP, guys. Ganondorf! WAKE UP! *steps into the arena and starts shaking him*
Darcy:*Throws popcorn at him* COME ON THE BUNNY HIT YOU ONCE!
Ganondorf: *still unconscious*
ACZelda: *dumps a bucket of freezing water on him*
Ganondorf: AAH! *wakes up*
Darcy: I'm not even going to say it! *Winks at camera and mouths 'Loki'd'*
Ganondorf: ...Say what?
ACZelda: Shut up, because today is a Ganondorf dare marathon! Here, read this. *Gives him a GanLink lemon fanfic*
Ganondorf: *After reading it* I need new eyes. I need a new life. I need a new everything...
Leia: I feel your pain, except when I read stuff that involved me, I actually got a date out of it so… *Poses holding scepter like a jazzy cane*
ACZelda: Maybe we can whack the memory out of you, Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: I have a bad feeling about this…
ACZelda: Link, come here. *snaps fingers, splitting him into all his different incarnations*
Links: Now what?
ACZelda: I'm going to summon a smash ball from SSB. All of you need to break it and use your final smash on Ganondorf. And he can't do anything about it.
Ganondorf: Oh, no.
Links: *evil grins*
*A lot of "Hyaahs!" and flashy triforces later*
Ganondorf: Ugh, I now know the true meaning of pain. And… I still remember...
Darcy: *Pats head* It's okay, big guy. I know a giant too, but he's normal sized and sometimes he's blue and kinda a god so he doesn't really get hurt like all you mortals.
Ganondorf: I AM THE (insert the theory you support here) OF DEMISE, THE GOD OF EVIL! I AM NOT MORTAL! WHEN SOMEONE TRIED TO EXECUTE ME, I PULLED THE SWORD USED TO KILL ME OUT OF MY STOMACH AND KILLED MY EXECUTIONER WITH IT!
Darcy: YOU ALSO GOT ONE-SHOTTED BY A BUNNY ()!
Ganondorf: WELL, SURE, BUT YOU'RE MORTAL!
Darcy: I'm an author. We don't die so long as our work lives on.
*Fourth wall cracks, causing ACZelda to say a long string of made-up curses*
Darcy: And we don't die period so yah. ACZelda, get the bricks.
Ganondorf: I have a bad feeling about this next dare…
Darcy: *Arm shoots up* MEMEME I have a good one for all my fandom buddies out there! Fandom hug. Pass it on.
ACZelda: *Carrying an armful of bricks* Ganondorf, shut up, it's not a dare. But I'll make it one, now that you mention it! Darcy, *returns fandom hug*
Darcy: GREAT! *Clears throat* Kneel before me. *No one moves* I said, *Bangs scepter on ground, catching everyone's attention* KNEEL!
ACZelda: Shut up, you didn't let me tell Ganondorf his next dare-
Ganondorf: NOOO! I HOPED YOU HAD FORGOTTEN!
ACZelda: You shut up, too. Now, see these bricks? Go repair that with 'em. *Points at first wall*
Link: *Remembers what happened earlier and hides behind his shield*
Ganondorf: ...Repair a glass wall… with bricks?
ACZelda: Don't ask. And everyone, RUN.
Link: I'd follow her advice.
Darcy: Then can they kneel?
ACZelda: No one's kneeling for you.
Darcy: *Swears creatively and threatens her with scepter* I will use this.
ACZelda: No you won't, hush.
*everyone dashes behind a transparent wall that ACZelda summoned*
Ganondorf: Come on, what's so bad about bricks? *Tries to stick one into the hole*
*brick flies out and hits Ganondorf on the head so hard that the brick shatters*
Ganondorf: OW! What the *beep*?
ACZelda: *Passing out popcorn to the characters behind the transparent wall*
*5 hours later*
Ganon: *Roaring and pounding a brick into the fourth wall*
*brick merges with the wall, turning into the same glass-like substance*
Ganon: *Turns back into his human form* Woah.
ACZelda: *Spits out hot chocolate and stares in shock* Woah. Now keep it up! Don't let the readers down!
*Large chunk falls out of Fourth Wall*
Ganondorf: ...You did that on purpose, didn't you?
ACZelda: Maybe… But this chapter is getting long, so we'll end it here. Bye! *everyone starts walking to their bedrooms*
ACZelda: Hey, Ganondorf, you stay here. You still have a wall to repair!
Ganondorf: *Curses in Hylian and returns to the wall*
ACZelda: Oh, one last thing.
*Bifrost activates. Standing there are the avengers, Loki, Deadpool, and Bucky*
Darcy: ACZelda, what is this?
ACZelda: Your fandom. You're welcome.
Darcy: No No No you are not dragging my precious fandom into this.
ACZelda: Why not?
Loki: What are you wearing?
Darcy: GET BACK IN THE BIFROST PEOPLE!
Tony Stark: Friday, Where are we?
Thor: I do not believe we are on Midgard anymore.
Black Widow: *Turns to Hawkeye* Is this Budapest?
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently-
Darcy: Stop being so perfect leave before you're ruined! Also *Points to Tony and Steve* Stop fighting, it's breaking my heart. *Points to spider-man* Good luck joining the Avengers. *Points to Loki* Please make a movie based on you. *Points out black widow* You also need a movie. Ok, the rest of you are just about perfect, except for *Points at scarlet witch* Pietro lives.
*Bifrost activates*
ACZelda: Who was that guy wearing the same outfit as you?
Darcy: Go away, my fandom needs me *Bifrost takes her too* TO ASGARD!
Author's End Note/Mini Credits
ACZelda: Leia/Darcy wrote that entire last bit. That's the most you've ever written at once in this entire dare show, Leia!
Leia: Thanks, ACZelda, I'm just glad Star Wars wasn't dragged in too...
ACZelda: Maybe you shouldn't have given me that idea… I am a Star Wars fan, too!
Leia: NO PLZ
ACZelda *looks at reader* Thanks for reading, and see you next chapter!
*Fourth wall cracks again*
ACZelda: HEY! NO FAIR! THIS IS THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!
