SWM: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhmmm bbaaa-aaaaaaaaccccccckkkkk! =P
Vegeta: are there, by any freak chance, more cookies?
Goku: uh, vegeta! You ate them all! Remember?
Vegeta: I have absolutely no clue wut you're talking about!
SWM: no Vegeta! There are no more! Well…heheh! There are, you just can't have them! =D
Vegeta: (sobs) (sniffle) w-why do you hate meeeee! You want me to staaaaarrrrvvvee!
Goku: pfft. Baby…..
SWM: no I don't hate you. I love u. but, I also love cookies! Ur not the only one! So, I would like some for ME! Got it?
Vegeta: humph! Stingy!
Goku: ok! Time for the disclaimer!-
SWM: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! IM STINGY? THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU? FUCKING CHARLEY CHARITY? I THINK NOT!-(Goku: Disclaimer: SWM does not own DBZ or any of the Z fighters, if she did, Vegeta-san would be her's. Now please! Quick get to the story!)
Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE THE STINGY ONE! KEEPING COOKIES FROM ME! FOR YOURSELF! HOW SELFISH!
Chapter 4
"AAAAAAAAAHH! WE'RE GUNNA CRASH! AAAAAAAAAH!" Bulma screamed. And then the plane swooshed up, and aligned itself perfectly on course again.
"No we're not silly! See! You're just hallucinating." She shook her head with a playful grin on her face.
"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"…Yes…No…Wait a minute….I don't know." She said happily with a big pearly white smile.
"I'm going to die if there just so happens to be a sale on something you like, aren't I?" Bulma asked as the plane landed in front of the mall.
"Um….I don't know? That's a hard question….oh well! We'll just have to go see!" Veevidan chirped as she hopped out of the plane. After Bulma got out, Veevidan clicked a button and the once huge plane was reduce to a small yellow capsule with the number 15 printed on it in a dark blue.
"Well let's get a move on then." Bulma said as she walked towards the entrance.
"YAY! I can't wait to buy stuff!"
"Oi vay…" Bulma muttered as she watched Veevidan run off ahead of her...
"BULMA! I WANTED TO GO TO THAT STORE! THEY HAD A PRANK SALE! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SOOOOOO?" Veevidan wailed as Bulma dragged her out of a weird prank store.
"If you don't stop then I'm taking us home! You're acting like you're five years old! You are a grown woman! NOW START ACTING LIKE ONE!" Bulma spat as they passed a book store. Oooooh shit! There's a sale sign! I gotta get her away before-
"WAAAAAAAH! A BOOK SALE! EEEEEEEEEEEK! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!" Then Veevidan wrenched out her grip and ran into the book store and dragged Bulma along with her. "OMG! THEY HAVE A MANGA ABOUT A DOGGY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! OOOOOOH AND HERE'S ONE ABOUT A CAT THING! IT'S SOO CUTE! OOH! OOH! THIS ONE IS ABOUT VAMPIRES! KYAAA! MERMAIDS! I GOTTA GET 'EM! XD"
-25 minutes and about several different book series later –
"Ok," said a very dull looking teen behind the register, "that'll be (pop!) 1989.99 please."
"Can you stop smacking that damned gum of yours for 5 minutes! Do you not know how annoying that sound is?" complained Veevidan as Bulma whipped out her credit card, swiped it through the machine, pressed a few buttons, and took the bag of books from the chick.
"Ma'am, I get paid to chew gum, so no, I won't. Have a great day with your new books" she said sarcastically as Bulma trudged away. Veevidan shot the check out girl a nasty glare and pulled down her eyelid at her and stuck her tongue out.
"Vee! Don't do that! That's rude!" Bulma smacked Veevidan in the back of the head.
"Hey! 1: she was being rude first and 2: since when am I Vee?"
"No, she wasn't…well she was a little bit, and we'll make Vee your nickname ok? Is that all right, your highness" Bulma teased and even did a small bow. She couldn't do much now that she was carrying two bags of new clothes, one was her's the other was Vee's, three boxes of shoes for Vee, and now the huge bag of books Vee just got.
Ok, she thought, this girl knows how to shop till ya drop for sure. "Now no more shopping for today. You got more than enough things, I assure you of that. Now, carry some of this shit you bought! I am not your maid!" she shoved three bags into Vee's arms and marched off towards the exit.
"W-wait! Don't leave me alone in the mall! Slow down!" she yelled after Bulma as she ran towards her.
"Hurry up! I've got notes to write down!"
"OK! OK! Sheesh! Hey! Was this the last test?"
"I'll tell you on the way back or maybe after we get back to Capsule Corp. ok?"
"Fine…" Vee grumbled as she caught up to Bulma. Bulma pulled out the plane capsule and clicked the top. Then she tossed it onto the ground. POOF! Then they threw all the bags and boxes into the back part of the big yellow plane that'd appeared.
"You can go ahead and drive again if you want to." Bulma said as she buckled herself into the passenger seat.
"Yay!" Vee shrieked as she hopped up to the wheel using her tail to buckle in. She put the key in the ignition, put the plane in fly and then soared off back home...
-Back at Capsule Corp.-
"Aah, home sweet home! Alright let's get your stuff inside now." Bulma said as she went for the door.
"WAIT!" Vee slapped her hand away from it. "There are people here!"
"Yeah, and? It's probably just Yamcha."
"No! It's not just him! There are more energies than just his or Tien's! Kakarot and his brat are here too!"
"OH SHIT! Now, we have a problem….Wait! They don't know that you are…well you, just in another form! They won't know!"
"I-I d-don't know…there're just so many p-people in there…0.0" Vee stuttered.
"Oh! C'mon! It'll be fine."
"Ok….if you say s-so..." reluctantly, Vee followed Bulma into the building with the three bags in her arms… then they began to hear the voices of the four Z fighters and Bunny around the corner. They must be in the living room… she thought.
"…Hahaha! That's a good one Tien!" boomed Goku.
"Yea and then- Bulma, Veevidan! You guys are back!" Yamcha happily yelled across the room as the two women hurried over to the elevator. They froze when they heard Goku's voice.
"Whoa! You have a tail! No way! Oh my god! You're saiya-jinn!" He chirped as he cantered over to them.
"Bulma," Vee whispered, "if he figures it out, I blame you and I will kill all of you."
"So what's your name again? I didn't quite catch it." He said merrily.
"I-it's V-veevidan…Just call me Vee." She calmly stuttered as she pushed the elevator button.
"Hi! I'm Goku! But if you see Vegeta he'll call me Kakarot, that's my saiya-jinn name. Nice to meet you! Won't you stay and have some sweets with us?" he blabbered on with a curious sparkle in his eye.
"I have better things to do than hang around you morons. Like putting away all my stuff. Now, good bye Kakarot. Bye Tien, Yamcha, Kakarot's brat. Pieces and screams." She said with a wave and a small smile as the elevator doors closed shut. Once the door was closed Goku turned back to the others with a puzzled look upon his child like face.
"What'd I say?" was his response.
"Hey, how'd that chick know I'm your son?" Gohan asked, clearly just as puzzled as his father.
Tien and Yamcha put on their best puzzled looks that they could and started asking questions as well.
"Yea, how'd she know?" Yamcha began.
"Maybe she could tell by their looks?" Tien thought.
"Maybe…unless she was told about us- hey guys, how'd she know your names? You never introduced yourselves." Goku realized. This caught them off guard and Goku began to think that something was going on. "Is there anything either of you would like to say by any chance?"
"Yea," spoke up Gohan, "She looked pretty hot if you ask me!"
"Gohan!"
"You're thinking it too dad! We all are!"
"But you're 10! Don't you dare think that way again!" Gohan sprang up from where he'd been sitting and put his fists up.
"Oh yea? Well guess what! I'm thinking it again!" he yelled as he swung at his dad.
"Is everything alright in here? (CRASH!) – Oh dear!" Bunny shrieked and her tray of sweets dropped to the floor with a clang. "What's going on? Oh, Goku darling are you alright?" she yelled from across the room. Goku had crashed through the steel and glass coffee table.
"Yea, I'm fine… Thanks for asking!" he yelled back.
"Oh, good would you like some sweets?" she held up her tray that she had somehow picked up, straightened out, even the smashed food was back to normal, and was now gesturing them to everyone.
All of them were thinking: how in the world did she do that?
They all mumbled a polite, "no thank you," and sat down on the couches. Bunny then clicked a button and a vacuum hose came from the ceiling and sucked up all the broken class and the mangled steel mesh that used to be the table's frame.
"Well then, be more careful dears and have a nice time, ok?" she chirped in her usual high pitched cheery voice...
-Mean while in Vegeta's…-
"Oooooh! I just know they've figured it out by now! Quick! Change me back to...well, me!" Vee ranted.
"No! If they realize that your energy all of a sudden disappeared and was replaced by Vegeta's then they'd definitely know! Do you want Goku to go tell everyone?"
"Of course not! What the hell! How am I going to get out of this? HELP ME BULMAAAAA!"
"Hmmm…. Aha! I got an idea! All right, we'll just tell everyone that I'm taking you home, then once we are far enough away-BAM! I'll change you back and then you can fly back here after a little while so that Goku and Gohan don't get suspicious. Ok?" Bulma suggested.
"Hmmmmm… Alright! Let's do this shit!" Vee chirped.
"Ok…. Uhh, what books did you grab? Did you even look at what they're about?"
"No… not really, um, why do you ask?..." Vee looked back at Bulma sheepishly.
Damn that cute innocent look! How can she be so cute? Bulma thought. "Well…these books just don't seem… how do I put this?... Well, they don't seem like something you'd read…" She admitted quietly. The Vegeta I know would never read these frilly books! How can his tastes change so quickly…?
"Hmm… Well, from how I see it you're thinking of how I usually am right? Well, I guess you could say that the circumstances are different now." She twitched her tail as she thought more about the subject of the books. Then she took out an electric Scooby-Doo fan. What Bulma didn't know was that it had a candy department in it. She opened the bottom and took out a few candies out n popped them into her mouth.
"Koff-Koff-ack!" Vee choked out a candy into her hand. "Damn you orange candies! Go to hell!" she threw the candy out of the window.
"Umm… Are you alright? Maybe you shouldn't put so many candies in your mouth at one time…" Bulma was watching her worriedly as she took the shoes she'd gotten and put them in the closet. Vee put more candies in her mouth and Bulma heard crunching sounds.
"Y'know (crunch crunch) I think I got those books because (crunch crunch crunch) the covers look really well done, and the titles sound interesting (crunch crunch crunch-"
"WILL YOU QUIT CRUNCHING THAT DAMN CANDY? THAT SOUND IS DRIVING ME INSANE!" Bulma screamed.
"… Well, now you know I felt at that book store when that check out chick was smacking and popping her gum. And, I can't stop crunching my candy. It's helping me think how far away we'll need to be so that Kakarot and that nosy brat of his don't notice the energy change. Is that a problem Ms. Science Geek?" Vee retorted, sarcasm staining her last words.
"Oh, Ha-Ha. Very funny Ms. Sarcasm."
"You're not very good at insulting people are you? Hmm… Oh well, guess that's more of a personal problem." Her tail twitched as she popped more candies into her mouth. "So, do you really think that this would go together? I mean look at it. There's so much…pink. Don't I have enough pink outfits?" she gestured to the outfit she was wearing. "All this stuff seems really fru-fru. Maybe I should have gotten the other suit instead. Purple would look really good with my hair, with it being so dark and all."
"Well…No, I think the pink stuff really brings out your eye color better…. Wait! We're supposed to be figuring out how far away we have to get before we can change you back! Don't get off task!" Bulma wasn't actually trying to help with that. She had no clue to how far away they'd have to get.
"Hmmm… Well, we'd have to be at least…..55 miles away from Capsule Corp. but that's only if they don't get curious and follow us. If they do that…well, to put it simply, we'd be shit out of luck." Vee said bluntly.
"Alright then let's hurry and finish putting away all these books you got… Damn! How many did you get? There are tons here!"
"Well… I don't really know…heh heh, I kind of didn't keep track when I was grabbing them. I just grabbed the entire series for all of them…"
"Why?"
"They all just seemed so interesting! You can't blame me! Most of these have really hot guys on them! You would get 'em too!"
"Yea! So?... Wait, did you say they had really hot guys on them? Whoa…"
"Shut up!"
"Hahaha, this makes you seem gay…"
"Go die in a ditch! Snitches die in ditches covered in stitches!"
"But I haven't told anyone yet? How'd you know I was gonna tell someone?"
"I have ESP. Ha! Oh, and if you do tell, I'll destroy you all." Vee looked like she was surrounded by some sort of scary aura. Bulma was paralyzed.
"O-ok! I-I won't tell! J-just get rid of that s-scary aura!" Bulma didn't know what was happening. All she knew was to not tell anyone. But this does seem pretty normal… she wouldn't be considered gay in this form, only if she still said it in her normal form. I hope I don't get killed!...
"Good. Now hand me that one (points to Kanpai)."
"What's this all about anyways? I hardly ever see you reading. You're always too busy training."
"Well, I don't feel like training, and besides. The GR won't be fixed as long as it stays this hot out."
Bulma thought for a second. And then it hit her.
"But what if after I change you back, you don't want to read these books?"
"That won't happen." Vee put the last book onto the shelf and ate some more candies.
"How can you be so sure?" Bulma didn't believe the whole ESP thing but, she still wasn't so sure about the books.
"Geez! You don't believe me? What the hell, c'mon! I know that I'll still read these, ok?"
"Whoa. Calm down. Sheesh, don't need to get all snappy Ms. Cranky pants. Let's get going now."
Vee's tail twitched angrily. "Fine."
Back in the living room...
Bunny was serving tea while Goku ranted on about some obscene thing. Gohan was staring blankly into the corner of the room, not aware of anything going on around him, when he was pulled into the conversation that Tien and Yamcha were desperately trying to escape...
"So how do you think of this Gohan?" Goku seemed too happy today...it was beginning to creep everyone out.
"Huh? W-why am I included in this? I haven't listened to a word you've said for the past 15 minutes!" Gohan wailed.
"Gohan, you should have been listening (tsk tsk). We were talking about Veevidan."
"W-what? Why didn't you tell me?" Gohan sprang to his feet, unfortunately enough for him; he sprang up to fast and ended up falling over. "Oooowwwch! Stupid annoying!"
"Uhh..." Yamcha wasn't acting puzzled anymore, "stupid annoying?"
"Did I stutter? Grrrrr! My foot hurts really badly now! Ugh!" he sat back down with a gloomy sigh.
"Hahaha, he said stupid annoying!" Tein couldn't contain the burning laughter.
"Yeah, shouldn't you have added a noun after that? Hahahaha, like, you're a stupid annoying cow (points towards Yamcha)!" Goku wasn't worried about Veevidan anymore. He was too busy making fun of his son and friends...
"Hey! You're a stupid annoying potato!"
"Yamcha! Potatoes aren't stupid or annoying! But rocks are! Hahahahahaha!" Tein wasn't worried either...
"Hey! Im not a rock Tein! Im a person!"
"Then I guess Goku's a stupid annoying person! Ha! Beat that Gohan!" Yamcha, not a chance that he was still worried...
"Oh no you don't! You're a stupid annoying pig!"
"Dad! Im not a pig! You stupid annoying monkey!"
"..."
"Yikes! I-I didn't m-mean it dad! I-I'm s-sorry!" Goku's face was turning red; it didn't look too good for Gohan right now. He started bowing and then noticed his face was even redder, then he got down in a dogeza and Goku exploded!..with laughter.
"Look at your face! Ha! You should've seen how dumb you looked! Hahahahaha! Oh that was funny!"
"Wwhaaaaaaaatt? You're laughing? You stupid annoying!"
"I think Gohan wins this." Yamcha was on the floor clutching his rib cage and literally rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.
"Alright, so it was funny but I didn't lose! You ingrate- Oh! Hey girls. Where you off to?" Goku looked at Vee curiously.
"Oh, I'm just taking Vee home, that's all." Bulma looked at Vee for help.
"Uh, y-yeah, she's just dropping me off. It was uh, nice meeting you."
"But can't you fly?" Goku's look intensified.
"W-well, um, yeah b-but-"
"How come you don't just fly home?"
Vee snapped. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP KAKAROT? I DON'T NEED YOUR TWO BIT SENSE TODAY! IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU SO BUTT OUT OF IT! NOW GOOD-BYE!" she stormed out of Capsule Corp. dragging poor Bulma behind her using her tail.
"Ow! Vee your tail's hurting my arm!" Bulma whined.
"Then get up and walk." Vee said bluntly.
"Then let go first! I can't get up and walk if you're dragging me!"
"Alright! Just shut up!" Vee dropped her abruptly and stood tapping her foot impatiently.
"Ok, let's go! Do you want to drive again?" Bulma dangled the keys in front of Vee's face.
"Absolutely!" She quickly snatched the keys out of her hand and took the capsules out of her pocket. "Now which one was the plane again? I forget."
"Gimme that! I'll do it." Bulma snatched the capsule from her and took a yellow one out, pressed the top and tossed it on the ground.
"Ok, let's go before Kakarot tries to follow."
"Got it, I'm ready." Bulma hopped into the passenger's seat and prayed that she wouldn't die. After Vee had her seat belt on she took off...
~50 miles later~
Vee's eyes got big and had a terrified look. "We're being followed."
"What?" Bulma looked at the side-view mirror trying to see who it was. "Um... there's no one there."
"No, there is...it's Kakarot!" Vee punched it and Bulma was pushed back in her seat. This must be the life of a pancake... she thought.
"How do you know?"
"Ugh, duh! I can sense his energy!"
"So? If I can't see him, then we're good...right?"
"Eeep! He's getting closer! How much faster can this go? We need to lose him!"
"Just stop the plane! Or at least slow it down!"
"NO!"
"Do you want him to stop the plane for you then?"
"...No..."
"Good, now slow down and let him catch up. Don't make him suspect us!"
She let up on the gas pedal and stopped the plane. Then, there he was. Kakarot, right by the driver's side window.
"Hey! Why were you flying so fast?" he tilted his head to the right and looked straight at Vee.
SWM: hi!
Goku: why'r yu sayin hi?
Vegeta: yeah, shoodnt u say bye?
SWM: no... well maybe! Hope you enjoyed it! Please review!
Goku: yea!
Vegeta: hey...how come you had to make this brainless thing over here (Goku:HEY! DX) follow me?
SWM: cuzzzz! Its funny!
Vegeta: no its not! How is tht funny!
Goku: well, I dnt no how but in her imagination it is... (shivers in fear)
Vegeta: (shivers) no wonder...its worse than hell in there! Im still afraid of squirrels at night...0.o
Goku: yea...0.o those squirrels...id lik to keep my brain...
SWM: hey! Squirrels r awsum! N they dnt actually climb in thru ur ears n then liv in ur brain. Pfft. U guys r crazy...
V&G: WE'RE THE CRAZY ONES?
SWM: well, join us next time! Will goku figure it out? Will these numbskulls evr hav a sense of humor? Will I eat a sandwich for lunch? You'll find out all the answers in the next installment of... Alternateego gun! Plz stand by. ! ;)
V&G: DON'T LEAVE US HERE WITH HER! SAVE US! PPLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEEE HELP! DX DX DX :'(
SWM: SILENCE! U LIE!
