My ZADR World CH. 4

Going back home

"Hello?" ['Alyssa?'] "Michelle is that you? Thank god you're alright. Let me put you on speaker phone" pressing the speaker button I placed the phone on the bed.

['Alyssa something weird is going on. Where are we exactly?'] "Well if I had to guess, I'd say we're in the Invader Zim world." It was silent on the other line for a few seconds before anybody responded. ['Yeah that's what I thought too, but I figured I was just dreaming.'] She laughed slightly.

"Join the club" my words sounded sarcastic, but in a joking kind of tone."So where are you? Do you know?" [What are you doing you pathetic worm baby? 'Shut up Zim!']

Me and Dib looked at each other. "Michelle, are you with Zim?" I asked thinking that there was no way she was with him, then again I ended up in Dibs yard, so anything was possible I guess. ['Yes, get off of me!'] Michelle yelled irritated. "Michelle put me on speaker phone. ['Ok']

I could hear Michelle put me on speaker. "Alright listen Zim; if you so much as put a claw on her I will see to it personally that I will be the one to slaughter you. I will rip off you lekku and shove them in your eyes, cut open your stomach, pull out your squeedly-spooch, shove it down your throat and make you eat it. Do you hear me?"

Dib was trying to cover his laughing fit as best he could. I couldn't help but laugh with him. ['Alyssa come on don't say that, when you say things like that you mean it. Remember what happened to that kid in fifth grade, you punched him in the face and gave him a bloody nose for teasing you.'] When she said those words Dib quickly stopped laughing.

"I don't mess around. When I say ill do something I do it." Dibs face paled a little, I laughed. "Don't worry I wouldn't actually kill anyone I would go to jail, Damien would not be happy with me for that. Dib started to laugh again. "I'll be there in a while Michelle, just hang tight till I get there." [Got it, No stop Gir wait-] the line cut and the call ended.

I swung my legs over the bed, obviously the wrong choice because gravity and the bullet hole in my chest plate had a different idea. I fell to the floor doubled over in pain, I felt lucky that I hadn't reopened my wound. "Ow!"

"What the hell do you think you're doing! You can't walk in a state like this, are you insane?" Dib helped me to my feet and walked me over the bed forcing me to sit down. "But Michelle, we need to get back home, I have to get her." I looked down at me feet feeling somewhat depressed.

"I'll go get her for you, I know where Zim lives. So lie down and don't move, how you can live after being shot in the chest is completely beyond me." Dib made his way to the door and in the hall way before looking back at me one last time. "Stay put" he said sternly.

"Fine mother" I retorted back sarcastically sticking my tongue out at him. He just rolled his eyes at the comment. "I'll be back later, don't move." I snickered. "No promises" I heard him walk down the stairs then out the front door. 'Idiot' Gently I pushed myself off the best I could manage. This wound was really getting in the way. Slowly I walked in to the hallway with my DS in my hands.

"Aren't you supposed to be in bed like my annoying brother said?" That would be Gazes voice. I looked at her from the bottom of the stairs; she was sitting on the couch playing her gameslave. "Yeah like I'm going to listen to a guy with an over sized head. No I prefer to do things my own way and on my own without help."

Gaz just looked at me before turning back to her game."Whatever" she mumbled. It took me like two minutes to get down the stairs so I wouldn't fall down them. Gaz turned the TV on when I sat on the couch next to her. Amazingly she didn't try to yell at me to get away from her.

I turned on my DS and started to play 'The Suffering'. The game put Vampire piggy's to shame with how violent and gore filled it was. Gaz looked over at me to see what I was playing; she seemed really interested in what it was. Her eyes even opened when she saw what I was playing. I paused and looked at her.

"Wanna try?" I held the game system out to her, smiling evilly. She nodded and took the game from my offering hands. She already knew what the controls were from watching me play for a few minutes. "These graphics are unbelievable." I smiled. "If you want I could use the DS download play and give you a downloaded copy for you to play without the game chip."

Her eyebrow rose. "You're alright, not annoying like Dib, so I won't destroy you." "And I the same .I think this is going to be the beginning of a wonderfully evil and demented friendship" I held out my hand. She looked at me first before shaking it. "I agree" Gaz went back to playing my DS while I turned her game system to one like mine. Because of the DS download play it not only gave her a copy of the game, but also internet from my reality.

After 20 minutes of fiddling with the thing I finished. "Done, I already put all of my gore and blood filled games on it, Including Dementium 1&2." Putting the game system on her lap she handed me mine. "Thanks." Wow she actually thanked me without threatening me. I feel special

"So do you know any embarrassing secrets I can use against your brother?" who knows they may come in useful for me. "Yeah I know a few, want to hear?" I had a smile on my face that looked like nny's when he found out he had head explody. "Hell's yeah."

(20 embarrassing secrets later)

Dib walked up to his house so hear the sound of creepy laughter. When he opened the door he saw me and Gaz laughing our asses off. "Gaz is laughing, oh my god you broke my sister" Dib looked at me frightened.

"Don't look at me. It's not my fault that I'm as creepy, psych, demented, and fucked up in the head as she is. Hell I'm worse than her" I said clutching my sides. "Can I trade you for my brother?"

I started to laugh harder, which didn't help because my chest started to hurt again. "Oh god it hurts. Gaz stop I'm going to bust my stitches." And my laughing attack continued till I fell off the couch and onto the floor holding my head from hitting it on the table.

"Ow." I hissed a little holding my now throbbing head. "You're weird and crazy, you know that right." Dib pointed to me. "And damn proud of it too!" I got off the ground and stood up wobbling a little on the way up.

"Alyssa." Michelle stepped out from behind dib. "Michelle, hey what's up my crazy friend" I waved at her happily from my seat on the couch. "Thank goodness you're alright. I saw you get shot and I thought you were dead." She gave a sigh of relief

"It takes a lot more than that to kill a demon child like me." She laughed a little." Yeah no kidding." She walked over and sat on the couch. After half an hour passed from when Dib and Michelle got here we all settled down. I was next to Dib felling extremely exhausted.

Of course the pain from my injury was just a small throb now. I leaned my head against his shoulder hoping he wouldn't mind. He smiled down at me instead. Of course me being…well me I fell asleep for a few minutes. I could sleep anywhere and not wake up I was such a heavy sleeper.

My little sister even said one day she tried to wake me up and I ended up punching her in the stomach, my friends say I hit them when they try to wake me up. So I woke up on my own when I felt Dib shift his position a little. Some days I was a heavy sleeper, other days I wasn't. Today wasn't one of those days.

"Oh sorry, did I wake you up?" Dib asked me apologetically. Smiling I shook my head. "No, don't worry. Hey I just noticed. I was wearing a necklace the last time I was conscious. Do you know where it is?" I was going to be pissed off if I lost it

"Was it a little silver charm on a chain?" I nodded. "It's in the kitchen on the counter." Thanks. I started to stand up till I fell back on the couch. I clicked my tongue in aggravation. "Dang that stings."

"You feeling alright?" Dib asked me. "I'm fine. It just hurts to get up." I smiled back sweetly. "Here I'll get it for you." Dib got off the couch and left to the kitchen. "Thank you." He came back a few seconds later holding a small chain with a silver charm hanging from it He handed it to me and I put it on.

"The shape the charm is shaped in looks familiar." He sat back down. "It should. It's the Irken insignia, my mom gave it to me for my birthday. Not sure where she got it though. Eh." I shrugged it off and turned my attention to the TV that was playing an episode of Mysterious Mysteries.

"Cool. Whoa it's almost 12. My dad should be home soon for lunch." I knew what he was talking about. "Let me guess. Family night?" Dib looked shocked at first. "How did-" I cut him off before he could continue. "Hey remember, I'm from a world where you are a show. I know everything about you, well the younger you. Till you were in middle school." My nose tickled a little and I sneezed, I rubbed my nose to get rid of the itching feeling.

"Are you sick?" I shook my head. "No I'm just cold. I just realized that I'm still in my Gir tank top and Gir Pajama shorts"

"Hey Gaz can she barrow some of your clothes?" Gaz Death glared at him, the stare sent a chill up my spine even though I wasn't the one she was glaring at. "Fine" she grumbled and got up to go upstairs. A few minutes later she came down stairs with a long Tee shirt and slightly longer Jean shorts. "Here" She tossed them to me.

"Thanks Gaz." I took off my tank top not caring since I was covered in gauze from the collar to my belly button. "Turn around Dib." Gaz sneered at her brother. "Why? What's your problem?" "I don't have a problem, but she might. She has to change pants you idiot." At that last comment Dibs face turned pink and he turned around quickly.

Dressing quickly I stripped off my Gir shorts and replaced them with the black ones with a punk skull on the butt. (XD) "You can turn around now, I'm finished" Dib turned around and looked at me up and down. "Cute" he smiled, I smiled back sitting down on the couch playing with my DS and reading Fan Fictions.

My current obsessed yaoi pairing was ZADR. I was in the middle of reading an extremely fluffy scene.

~Zim lay on the ground, his face colored with a faint purple blush. His body quivering under the touch of his former enemy and now lover. Dib continued his torturous strokes on the alien's lekku, sending wave after wave of pure pleasure through the small body beneath him.

Unable to form any rational sentence or words, Zim could only gasp and pant as he found himself in complete ecstasy. "Dib" He moaned as that was all he could manage to get out. ~

"Pffft." I started to giggle a bit with excitement and a little of embarrassment. I was having a Fangirl moment. "What's wrong with you?" Dib looked over at my screen to try to see what I was reading. "Oh nothing important, don't worry." Nothing important my ass. If he found out about ZADR who knows what would happen.

I moved the DS out of his sight and turned it off. Another half hour went by and all of us were bored as hell, well until the front door opened suddenly. "Children I'm home." The professor walked through the door and closed it behind him.

"Hi dad" Gaz got off the couch and hugged her father. "Hey dad" Dib fallowed suit and hugged his dad. I looked over and gave a fake smile and looked back down. "Dad we need to talk about something." I flinched. Dib sat back on the couch next to me while his dad stood across from us.

"Well it's good to see you're feeling alright miss. My aren't you a small one." Thanks Mr. Professor. As if I didn't feel short enough. "May I ask what your name is." I nodded. "My name is Alyssa Munoz."

"A mixed race. Mexican right?" membrane asked. I nodded. "I'm Indian also." "Really? You're as pale as a ghost."He examined my arm

"I'm Portuguese too, so how I'm so pale and white is completely beyond me. But I like having pale skin. I don't like fitting in. I prefer to be alone." I smiled

"Is that so? That sounds an awful lot like someone else." Membrane looked over at Dib. I started laughing. "No I push others away on purpose. Some say I'm scary, demented, but they also say I'm one of the nicest people to be around. I do have friends like me. We're in the socially awkward group in school." I smiled.

"Hmm. Well son what was it you wanted to talk about?" Dib looked at me, I nodded. Dib was about to explain when the door was thrown open again. Why does everyone slam open doors? Zim marched inside.

"Dib-filth where is that female you helped?" he scanned the room till he spotted me. "So it's you." He glared at me while holding some device. "What's me?" I just looked at him. "I'm detecting a large amount of power coming from you." He looked at my necklace and grabbed it, of course with me still attached to it.

"Where did you get this necklace?" he growled at me. "None of your god damn business!" I shoved him back, which would have been easier had he not been taller than me. I thought Irkens were short. "Excuse me young man, but you can't just barge in here like this." This was all too much for me to take.

"Stop yelling! I just want to go home!" a sudden flash of lightning passed and my necklace began to light up. Behind me a large orb of light stood. I approached it and looked through it, inside was my home. "Michelle this is the way back home."

I looked back at everyone. "Thank you all for helping us as much as you did. We're really grateful, but it's time to go." I grabbed Michelle and walked up to the portal. Looking back at Zim I smirked. "Zim try to be friends with Dib. It might benefit you both.

"What did you say meat human." Zim snapped at me angrily. "Time to go." I grabbed Michelle by her sleeve and was about to jump through when I felt something reach out and grab my wrist. It was Dib. "I have to go back. What's wrong, don't want me to leave?"

"No, you're the closest thing I have ever had to a friend." I smiled. "Not to worry, once I figure out how this thing works I'll visit every so often." I took a step back not knowing how close to the portal I actually was. Next thing I knew I was on the ground covered in dirt on my back.

I looked around to see that I was in the reservoir. "I think I landed on a rock" I sat up rubbing my back. "At least you didn't land on a pointy stick." Michelle was across from me rubbing her head. "Uh…Alyssa, look behind you."

"Huh? Holy Shit!" when I did turn around I was met with something I never expected. Behind me were Dib, Gaz, and even Zim. Gir was even on top of his head in his little costume. "What are you doing here?" I helped Dib off the ground. "No idea. You tripped and fell backwards, grabbing me out of reflex."

"God Dammit! Ok you have to go back right now. You can't stay here" Don't get me wrong it would be totally awesome if they could stay, but what would happen if Zim was caught. "Why?" Gaz asked not looking up from her game once.

"Because this isn't where you're supposed to be. You have family back home, while my family is here. If you want you can stay the night for today." I sighed giving up; arguing with Gaz was something I knew I wouldn't win.

"Sounds good to me. What's today's date?" Dib asked. "Hang on." Michelle pulled her phone from her sweatshirt pocket. "It's March 17th according to my phone; it says it's Saint Patrick day." Sighing I brushed off my cloths.

"Fun." I said sarcastically, what was the purpose of this holiday exactly? "At least we don't have to worry about Zim being arrested; he's already green so people will think he's just celebrating the holiday." As we all started to climb out of the reservoir sirens began to sound through the entire neighborhood.

Looking across the street to see what was going on I walked over to the sidewalk. My heart clenched in my chest, the sirens belonged to multiple police cars and ambulance that were all parked outside my house.

"What happened?" Michelle walked up next to me. "Not sure, let's go see. Maybe they caught the burglar." All of us walked to my house not knowing what had happened, before we could even reach the yard a cop stood in front of us.

"Excuse me but this is a crime scene, no one is allowed in the area." He crossed his arms across his chest showing his authority. "What happened here exactly?" He didn't answer me. "All I can say is that a few people heard some gunshots and the authorities were contacted. I can't give any more information."

"Great." This sucked big time, I had so many questions and no one wanted to give answers. "What's your name?" the man asked pulling out a notepad and a pen. "Alyssa, Alyssa Munoz. I live here."

"You do? Wait here and don't move." He walked over to the man who was talking to two other men; I guessed he was the one in charge of this whole thing. That and I was his badge on his shirt. Then both of them walked toward our little group of weird.

"This is the girl who says she lives here sir." The larger man looked at me and crouched to my height, it was not fun being only five foot one. "Hi there sweetie how are you?" his voice was soft and almost caring. He thought I was a child too? Dammit!

"I'm 16."I said plainly "I have a growth hormone deficiency." He blinked a few times before standing straight up. "I'm terribly sorry young miss."I rolled my eyes. "Now I heard that you live here is that correct?"

I nodded. "Well when we got called about this we rushed over, we found the front door wide open and the inside of the house trashed which we assumed was caused by a struggle." He sighed before speeking again. "When we explored the house further we discovered something."

My heart pounded in my chest, praying to god that whatever happened wasn't what I thought it was. Nothing could have prepared me for what he said next.