Japan sighed. He was honestly worried about these games of truth and dare. He was pretty sure that someone would end up arrested, and their bosses would be all over them.
They were all at America's house (and luckily not behind bars), and America was about to spin the bottle for their next victim- ahem, player.
"Dude!" America shouted, "I'm going to do it!"
"Okay, America," South Africa smiled.
"Any second now!"
"Okay…" Canada muttered.
"I'm really gonna do it!"
"Just do it already!" England and China screamed together, the latter adding an -aru at the end of his sentence and pulling out his wok.
"Alright, alright!" America shouted, "Seriously, dudes, you need to chill. Man, you two are like grumpy old grandpas."
China and England turned bright red. "Sh-shut up, you idiot! Don't disrespect your elders!"
"Oh mon Dieu [11]," Said France, "Did that really just happen?"
Australia cracked up, "I wish I'd filmed that! Hong Kong would love it! And if I posted it, I bet a bunch of our bosses would have liked it!"
Japan shook his head. "Please, let us get going."
"Alrighty, then!" America boomed, "Anything for my bro, Keeks!"
"A-america-san! Please, do not call me that!" Japan stammered, blushing.
"If you even look the wrong way at my precious little brother," China threatened, with a look in his eyes that would scare even Belarus. "I swear to every deity there is, I will castrate you, America."
America laughed nervously, hurriedly spinning the bottle provide a distraction.
The bottle spun…
China glared murderously at America.
And spun…
Australia snicker, filming the whole thing. He had originally thought Norway would get the over-protective big brother award, but it looked like China might have a shot after all.
And spun…
Germany put his face in his hands. This was just about the worst idea ever.
And landed on…
"Me?" Saudi Arabia shrieked.
Russia beamed, "Da!"
11/3/2016
Uh… to be honest, I have no idea what to say.
Translations:
[11] Oh my God (French)
