Disclaimer: *Stuffs dirty sock into Kishi's mouth* I don't own Naruto or any Of the characters mentioned. The only character that will make an appearance in this chapter is my OC, Tori.
Mirrikh is an OC. If your that person who owns this OC, then just fine. Just know that I don't own her. And please tell me how to pronounce her name.
Not all OC's will appear. Waiting for some more reviews to roll in.
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Two girls stood in front of the Akatsuki Beach House. One wearing depressing clothes and the other wearing bright colors.
The tallest one, had blonde hair with red streaks, and black eyes. The other had midnight black hair and blue eyes.
The blonde's name was Mirrikh. The other named Tori.
Mirrikh walked up to the door and knocked, soon Pein opened the door.
"Whatever your selling we don't want it." He said lazily.
"We want to come in. Matter of fact, were coming in." Marrikh shoved Pein aside and Tori skipped behind her.
"This place is huge and amazing!" Tori twirled around, her purple skirt flying up.
"Guys," Pein called out. "We got visitors."
One by one they crowded the room.
"Kuzu!" Tori squealed as the stitched man walked down the stairs.
"The fuck did you just call-!" Kakuzu couldn't even process anything before Tori glomped him.
Mirrikh smirked at there shocked faces.
"This is only the beginning. Us fangirls will have all of you; even that back stabbing blue haired bitch." Mirrikh said with strong hate for Konan.
"Fangirls?" Itachi swallowed, fear consuming him.
"They are the worst creatures to deal with...the worst." He added, shivering slightly.
"Let's go Tori." Mirrikh sent Pein a flirty wink.
Tori giggle softly before roughly kissing Kakuzu and giving him a rough squeeze at his balls, "Everybody this is mine!"
She then got up like nothing happened and followed her leader out the door.
The door slammed shut and everyone stared at Kakuzu.
"Damn," Hidan mumbled.
"That was..." Kakuzu started.
"Pleasant."
"Excuse me, un." Deidara raised an eyebrow.
"It was hot; I liked it." Kakuzu shrugged.
"Oh my lord! Hidan's S&M fetish rubbed on to poor Kakuzu!" Kisame cried.
"Eh? Zetsu-san, what's S&M?" Tobi asked Zetsu.
Zetsu avoided the question and went into the closet.
"Ugh I need a drink." Sasori groaned.
"Don't we all?" Deidara huffed.
"No. Were not getting drunk again." Pein said quickly.
"Face the facts, Pein. Were going to get drunk whether you tell us to or not." Kisame said, laughing.
"Well you go ahead and tame a streaking Tobi. Go ahead. I'm dying to see this." Konan shrugged.
"Fine!" The men huffed.
~Intermission; During this time they are drinking.~
"Tobi come put your pants back on!"
Tobi ran through the beach, passing some shops, "Never! Tobi was always meant to be this way!"
"If he means retarded he sure is fucking right." Hidan puffed as he ran.
Tobi was in motion to pull of his underwear.
"Nudity is illegal you know..." Itachi trailed off as he saw a Dango/Pokee shop, "Hold on for just a sec..."
"Having fun?" Pein yelled at the men.
They glared at him as Tobi ran in circles, free of his underwear.
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This is just a introduction into the next ark. Review please!
