Hey guys, how have you guys been? I've been okay, I guess. I don't know what my schedule for writing fics is anymore, so i'll do what I always do. I'm gonna wing it. Well, you guys know the whole thing, I hope enjoy, etc. I own none of this.

"What a lazy authors note."

Fuck you, Qrow ripoff...

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Right now, I'm sitting in this chair in the corner of the amphitheater, peacefully sleeping, at least I was until someone decided it was a good idea to start shaking me.

"Drunky. Hey, Drunky wake up." I hear as i'm being shaken.

"If you don't stop shaking me, I will break your arm." I said, and now the headache is setting in.

"Finally, your awake." Yang says, I usually don't hear that until after I've had a few drinks.

"Alright, give me the short version, what was the speech and where do we go?" I don't care about this school, or school in general.

"We have to go to the ballroom for bed and the headmaster basically said to get good." Ah, Dark Souls logic. I can get behind that.

"Welp, we have a few hours to kill. Want some?" I ask as I pull out my flask.

"Maybe..." She says, the fuck does that mean?

"It's a yes or no question. Those usually aren't that difficult." I say as I drink from my flask.

I see her start giggling as if something were funny, then it hits me. She switched my drink with coffee.

I pull out my backup flask, "A real pirate always carries a spare." I say as I drink from my backup flask.

"How many do you have?" Yang asks.

"More than you'll ever know. You still didn't answer my question." I say.

"Meh, why not?" She says as she grabs my flask out of my hand.

She takes a swig from flask, her face instantly reddens, the fucks her problem?

"What's up? Your face seems a little red." I say. Wait, did I forget to wipe the flask's cap? Good, it's teasing material.

"That right there is some heavy stuff." She says as she takes another swig.

"Alright, well I'll be taking this back now." I say as I swipe my flask from her hand.

"What? You still owe me that drink though." She says, it's hard to forget when she keeps reminding me.

"I haven't forgotten. Hey, did you notice that you may, or may not have, just shared an indirect kiss with yours truly?" I say, She keeps reminding me about the drink I owe her, I might as well tease her a little.

"I tried not to, asshole!" She says, she doesn't actually seem that mad.

"If anyone asks, tell them I was drunk and that I didn't remember a thing." I know what the fuck I'm doing, probably.

"Yeah, Well I'm gonna go find Ruby, you do whatever it is you do when your alone." I'll just leave her to that.

"So get piss wasted till it's time for bed, I can get behind that." Among other things I want to get behind, if you catch my drift.

"Welp, I'll see you later Drunky." Yang says as she walks off, she has a pretty good walk too. What? Don't judge me.

"Welp, time to get even more wasted than before, buttoms up." I say as I start chugging from my flask.

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Timeskip: 2 Hours later

I hear someone walking nearby, probably someone in the hall.

Well, I should see whats going on. I walk into the hall to see the Headmaster talking to some guy with black, spiky hair. Why do I get a bad feeling about this.

I hear them talking, but I can't make out what they're saying. I should probably try to sneak out of here, don't want to give the wrong impression.

As I'm sneaking away, I manage to look outside of a window and see two birds sitting next to each other. A Crow and a Raven...

Yeah, I should keep moving.

I take a few more steps before I stop. Why? Well, thats because some chick in a mask has a sword to my throat. Fun...

"Do you mind? I don't exactly like have people aim their weapons at me." I can't see her face, but she flinched. Not in fear, surprise maybe?

She takes off the mask and looks me in the eyes, damn, she's pretty hot too. "What are you doing here?" She says.

"Drinking, waiting for the day to end, my regular routine." Off in the background, I hear someone say something about deja vu. Weird...

And now, I hear more footsteps. Probably the headmaster and the guy with the weird hair, that's not good.

"Sit still and you won't be harmed." The black haired woman says.

"What the hell makes you think you can hurt me?" I say, I honestly want to hear this.

"It's not me you have to worry about..." What is that supposed to mean?

The footsteps stop and I hear the old, familiar sound of a cap being screwed off a flask. I might as well pull mine out too.

"Raven, why are you threatening a blonde kid?" I hear a voice from behind me say.

"I would beleive he was eavesdropping, if he wasn't more drunk than you." Wow, such sass.

I pull my flask and take a swig and say, " I would like to ask, can you get your sword away from me?" as calmly as possible.

"Miss Branwen, could you please let go of the young man? He might attending this academy very soon, after all, we do need all the hunters we can get." I hear a calm voice say.

"Very well." I hear her say as she removes her weapon from my throat.

I turn around to see the headmaster and some other guy with black hair, Why are they looking at my like they've seen their life flash before their eyes?

Oh right, I still have the flask in hand ...

"You guys want some?" What? It's common etiquette to share.

I see the guy with the black hair raise his hand. I wipe the cap and toss him the flask.

He takes a swig and says, "Arc's special brew? Where the hell did you get this?"

I smirk, finally a man with a taste for a good drink, " I made it."

"Oh really? What's your name kid?" Said the black haired man.

"Jaune Arc, resident pirate, and you are?" I ask

"Qrow Branwen, Badass huntsman, heavy drinker." He says, this guys alright.

"You and I are going to get along just fine." I say. What? This guy got me away from that crazy and hot lady, if thats not cool I don't know what is...

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And done. That took way longer than it should have, but what can I say other than ' I'm lazy '? Well, I hope you enjoyed and all that stuff. Tell me what you like and don't like and what you might want to see later in this story. Anyways, I don't want to waste any more of your time, so I'll be going. Cya.