Dark ash butt out! Ya creepy fucked up...fruit loop! sadly he's Ash's clone so...ya I proclaim that

gotta love what comes to mind to a point...

So...ya...dark ash looks like ash except his shirt is more like a race car drivers and his gloves are black and dark red, real Misty is wearing a yellow mini tshirt with a light blue design on it, yellow with light blue shorts going from sides to bottom, a necklace that looked like the design on the shirt, and light blue and dark blue sneakers, evil Misty is wearing a yellow mini tangtop, blue shorts, and her hoenn shoes.

"What the hell was that for!? Women must hold grudges forever!" grumbles ash spitting up.

"dark ash may be an ass but you are a moron! Only thing similar is the fact you ignore everything around you!" says evil Misty.

Ash huffs.

"You look like you wanna kiss me. Let's go to the beach when we have our minds straight tomorrow! Ok?" wonders ash.

"Fine..." groans evil Misty letting go of ash.

"Catch me if you can psycho lover!" smirks ash taking off.

"NO FAIR!" yells evil Misty running after him.

Finally lost in the forest...

"If you catch me you will become my new Misty!" says ash to no one in particular.

Ash rested against a tree since his legs were tired.

"My brain...the first time I can think clearly n I get bombarded by evil clones or just clones in general!" huffs ash.

'What was that? You hate clones?' wonders a voice.

"Crap! She's around m-"

He was cut off by being choked by two hands.

'Maybe I should kill you instead!' says the voice.

The mystery person looks at ash.

"Me and my big mouth!" thinks ash.

Evil Misty finally found ash but he was found unconscious on the ground due to someone or something.

"Ash? Did you fall asleep?" wonders evil Misty leaning ash up.

Silence.

"Ash! Talk to me!" says evil Misty.

Still nothing.

"Fuck! I'm the only one allowed to kill ash! So maybe...dark ash found him. NAH! He left for the Kanto region." says evil Misty.

Bonnie and Serena walk up to Ash only to see a girl near him.

"There you a...who she and what happened?" wonders Bonnie.

"Im not too sure myself! Hes just overstressed between legendaries and knowing who he should be with! saving the world doesnt come cheap when happiness is never around! true happiness! Not fake smiles or laughs!" says evil Misty.

Bonnie was confused.

"Ash needs to go back to kanto and relax a bit before heading to any more gyms!" says evil Misty.

"But..." says Serena.

"NO MORE!" yells evil Misty.

"He had to love the scary one!" huffs Serena.

"Uh huh!" says Bonnie.

"Go help find a revive!" says evil Misty.

"But how would we know how the body will react! They are for pokemon!" says Serena.

"Go before i snap your head off and claw out your eyes!" says evil Misty agitatedly.

"Whatever you say..." says Serena. (0_0")

Serena and Bonnie take off looking for a revive.

She heard footsteps again and turned their head to say something only to see dark ash walking up.

"H...hey! Dark ash! Whatya doing here? He's my prey!" says evil Misty.

"Prey that you snuggle and wanna be free to roam with? Sorry! No can do!" says dark ash.

"But I just found him! I need to spy and get to know the reason behind the need to kill him." says evil Misty.

"As true as that is...you can't let your guard down! Clones are not the real thing! When he sees his Misty...it won't be pretty!" says dark ash.

"LAY OFF!" yells evil Misty standing up.

"Whatcha gonna do? Smash me with your toy?" says dark ash half laughing.

"I almost told ash the truth but he suddenly came up with a chase game!" says evil Misty.

"You sure he wasn't running away?" wonders dark ash.

"We were gonna race to his camp sight! It's never fun around you!" groans evil Misty.

"Don't go good on us!" says dark ash.

"Piss off asshole!" says evil Misty picking ash up.

"It's your funeral if Giovanni finds out!" smirks dark ash n leaves into the night.

"Like i give a damn!" says Misty.