Care for a Dam Yoo? Filled with crack, crack, and crack. Did I mention the crack?
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"Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg!!!" screamed L as he squishly ran around the room. Now, one would think someone as smart as L wouldn't be panicking so hysterically. But obviously, someone who would steal Misa's cell phone has a scary amout of brain damage.
"AIEEEE!!!! I'M TURNING INTO A FROG, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!"
Suddenly realizing he was alone, L decided he had to do something. Hmmm...L looked at his rainbow-coloured "What Would Kira Do?" bracelet he "found" on a Kira suspect. Then, he got a brilliant idea.
"Maybe the shingami was lying about having to tell me all the rules!"
Simply amazing that he figured this out right before he turned completely frog. His brain should've been saying ribbit instead of "What Would Kira Do?". Alas, the power of Kira works miracles that only Kira will know. (Actually, I know too. But if we get any further we're in sermon territory, and you'd have to make an offering at the temple.)
Anyway.
Why don't we timeskip the 7 minutes it took him to transform into a frog? The process is rather gruesome. First his butt gets smaller and smaller. then his hair gets all flat and green, and he shrinks. (At this point, he looks like a mutated chibi.) The rest...(shiver.) Please don't make me repeat that short, horrible period in time.
While we're waiting, we can check up on Mello in Whammy House. He's bound to be doing something dramatic.
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In Whammy House Mello was doing something dramatic. He was changing a light bulb. Usually, he would've made Matt do it, but Matt was- what was Matt doing?
"Matt!" called Mello, knowing that Matt would hear. (Due to an anti-restraining order Matt had put on him.)
"What is it Mello-jello?"
"Screw in a new bulb in my room for me!"
"Sorry Mello-wello, I'm in the middle of an eating contest!"
"...Since when do you eat?"
"Since Near challenged me a few hours ago!"
"...Shouldn't it be done by now?"
"We're eating cigarettes! I'm ace on this!"
". . ." At this moment, Mello realized that he wasn't getting any help on his lightbulb-screwing dillema.
So he threw a tantrum. "This is SO UNFAIR!!!! Matt is ALWAYS busy! No one has time for ME!!!! WAAHHHH!!!!"
He then proceeded to smash Matt's gamecube.
Matt wasn't very happy when he found it.
Meanwhile, in Japan L finished turning into a frog.
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"Looks like I'm a frog now." croaked L. He wasn't really surprised he could still talk. After all, he was a ventriloquist in a past life. At least, that's what Near's tarot cards told him.
In case you're wondering, L was a very handsome frog, solely because he was an ugly human.
...Please don't hurt me fangirls.
"Maybe I should find a prince." pondered L as he hopped around the room, his back hunched. Which by the way, is the PERFECT posture for a frog. Maybe he was a frog ventriloquist in a past life? Anyway.
As L contemplates on where he could find a prince in Japan, why don't we see what Kira's up to? It's bound to be creepy.
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In his bedroom, Light was doing something creepy. He was making out with the Deathnote.
"Oh gawd...I love you so much...mmm..."
"...Light?"
"Shut up Ryuk, I'm busy. Oh Deathnote! You're so beautiful..."
"But Liiiiight!!! Misa's here!"
"Grr..." Light put the notebook back gently inside his drawer. "Don't worry, my dear." He crooned, as he caressed the front cover. "She'll never come between us."
"...It's moments like these that I wish I was blind. And deaf. And stupid."
"Why stupid Ryuk?"
"Well, if I was just deaf and blind, there'd still be the mental images."
"...(throws pen at Ryuk.)"
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In the hotel room, L was close to figuring out where to find a prince. L was pretty excited. It only took him the help of a definition of prince from a dictionary.
"Let's see...a prince is someone of royal descent who is a male...or it could be a very elegant and noble man...and since there are tons of elegant and noble men compared to real princes...I should find those kinda men! and I know just the one..." L smirked, before jumping out the window, on his way to a certain teenager with a peculiar name...
I wonder what's Light doing now?
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On second thought, you don't wanna know. It involves Misa, the Deathnote, a Swiss Army knife, and a rubber ducky. Let's just say NEVER EVAH come between Light-o and his Deathnote-o.
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L felt very cool. He had just jumped from a window without falling on his face. He hopped merrily towards Light's house, ignoring the stares of humans who'd never seen a frog smile so widely. In a few minutes he was there. Good thing Light's house was within hopping distance. The detective made an arbupt stop at the door of his only friend.
"Hmmm...it appears I am not tall enough to reach the doorbell. Maybe I should solve this problem." mused the little green L. He worked his way around back until he found the apple tree near Light's window. "This is extremely convenient." L hopped from one branch to another. With one quick jump, he managed to locate the branch closest to Light's window. With a "Yipee!", our hero lunged towards Light's window...
...and failed miserably.
As he fell, L contemplated how he had missed. Was it because the window was closed? Nah, that couldn't be it.
SPLAT.
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BEST CLIFF HANGER EVAH.
Every cliffhanger should end with a splat, that'd make everything KEWLER.
R and R!
