Moron
What was up with Itachi and Kisame? It's like they know something, or did something. What if they planned it? No, they couldn't have done that, right?
Sasori knew he was reading into it too much but, Sasori couldn't help but think about the smirks Itachi and Kisame wore. He was sitting in the kitchen starring out at the kids playing in the yard. They climbed the climbing frame, slide down the slide, swung on the swings and chased each other playing chasey. It was like they didn't know how to think outside the square but then again, that's what life is like as a child. You don't have to see further than the horizon, you don't have to think hard about things until you grow older. Yes, when you get older, you must think of relationships and what's going on inside others minds. Still, Sasori stared out the window. Suddenly, the masked moron, known as Tobi, popped up in front of the window. It startled Sasori. Tobi was a teacher here, little did he know that, he thought he was a child and so Itachi always did Tobi's teaching for him.
"Hey there, Sasori! Tobi has a secret!" Tobi yelled at Sasori through the closed window. Sasori didn't want to yell so he just sat there. The idiot stood there for fifteen minutes waiting for Sasori to answer, which he didn't.
"Doesn't Sasori want to know Tobi's secret?" he asked through the closed window again. Sasori just shook his head. Tobi tilted his head to the side in confusion.
"Why? Tobi wants to tell Sasori!" Sasori sighed. There was no way he was getting out of this. Sasori nodded, letting Tobi tell him his secret.
"Itachi and Kisame got Tobi a date with Deidara-sempai!" Tobi yelled. All the other people outside heard and laughed. Tobi turned around, wanting to know what they were laughing about.
"What is everyone laughing about?" he asked stupidly. Sasori felt sorry for the 4 year old acting man. Then a thought flew into his mind.
He's going out with Deidara. I wanted to do that. How dare he! Wait, Itachi and Kisame set this up. Why? Does Deidara want this? What if Itachi and Kisame set them up because Deidara wanted them to?
Sasori was over thinking again. He'd been doing that a lot lately. Sasori knew what he had to do. He had to confront Itachi and Kisame. He stood and left into the hallway then stopped. He knew where he was going and who he was going to talk to first but...
I can't do this. If I do anything Kisame might eat me! Ok, that's an exaggeration but STILL! Come on, Sasori! They took your Dei from you! Show them whose boss! Show them whose mfwic! Wait, mfwic? Oh yeah, from that show I was falling asleep to last night. I guess I picked up on some of it. Ah well, I'm mfwic! Mother fucker who's in charge! Yeah!
Sasori didn't notice but, as he was talking with his inner self, he'd been walking to Itachi's classroom. When he was outside the door, he spoke, "yeah...I CAN'T DO THIS!" Sasori stood perfectly straight and walked off back down the hallway to where he started. The end of lunch bell rang and the children flooded the hallway. Then it happened. Deidara walked passed Sasori. They exchanged a glance, Deidara's angry and Sasori's sad. The blonde huffed and continued walking. Sasori had stopped, he didn't notice himself pause but he did. All of a sudden, his emotion crashed down on him and he ran off crying. Little did he know, Deidara was dying inside. Sasori ran to the mens' bathroom and cried there, he was lucky that no one was there and the adults and children get separate bathrooms.
I've ruined everything! I don't even know how I ruined it but I did! This is horrible. I don't think I've ever cried this much in my entire life! There's an aching in my heart and I know why it's there. I need Deidara. It's not because I just want him, no, I need him. Damn you, Tobi. I wish I was in your position.
