Disclaimer: Though SEGA has stated that they are currently making a Sonic The Hedgehog movie that will be released a few years from now, any information I give on it during the next few chapters does not necessarily express the final version of the film. This is only a parody based off of what information that we already have.


Tails was drinking his morning cup of coffee when the post office truck stopped by and delivered his mail. He used the Remote Robot to go and grab it and return it to the living room. "I'm so glad that you found my old robot Sonic. I had forgotten how useful it was."

Sonic was playing "Sonic The Hedgehog 2" on Tails' Sega Genesis. "No problem!"

Tails shuffled through his mail and found a letter. He looked at the address and saw that it was from Sega. "Hey Sonic, we got a letter from Sega."

"Really, what does it say?" He glanced away from the screen for a moment to look at Tails, and he died in-game by falling into a pit. "Dammit Tails, you don't just screw me over in our games, but in life too!"

"If you ask me you deserved it." He opened the letter and read it silently.

"What is it Tails?"

"Sega is planning on making a new Sonic The Hedgehog live action movie."

The hedgehog dropped the controller. "What the hell?! Why live action?"

"Apparently we're still animated. It's kind of like the way the recent Smurfs movies have been made."

"I didn't like those at all! Do we know who the directors, writers, and music composers will be?"

"It doesn't say... but we should pack up and head over to Hollywood before long so that they can make it."

"Wait Hollywood?!"

"Well, yeah."

He stood up. "We should get going then. I'll pack our bags in a flash."

"Wait a moment Sonic, my Tornado broke the other day... so we need to find an airport."

Sonic sighed. "Airports have such strict rules though. Are you sure that there's no other way?"

The fox leaned against the wall. "Well we could use the Seafox, but that would be rather crowded. Also we would only be able to use that for travel through water with it. It would be even more inconvenient."

Sonic slammed his fist on the wall. "Damn! I guess we have to! Airports are so freaking boring!"

"We just have to make sure that what we pack fits the requirements they hold above us."


Sonic and Tails arrived at South Island Airlines and went into the bag inspection area as soon as possible.

A bird stepped over to the two with a clipboard. "Hello, my name is Bean the Dynamite Duck* and I'll be inspecting your luggage today. You better not be carrying any BOMBS!?"

Tails handed over his bag to the bird. "We aren't. Wait... I think I know you."

Bean laughed annoyingly as he grabbed the bag. "DOOOOOEEESSS YOU?!"

Sonic handed over his bag as well. "Yeah, I remember you too... sadly."

"HO HO HO! You is so funny!" He looked through Tails bag. "IS THIS A BOMB?!" He lifted up Tails remote robot.

"What the hell do you think? Does it look like a bomb to you?!"

"Hmmm... maybe it do?"

The fox glared at him. "Just how stupid are you?"

"Not very... I think..."

Sonic was getting annoyed with the duck and used his homing attack to knock him unconscious. The blow made Bean fly across the room and into the wall, possibly breaking his bones. "Thank God that Sega doesn't use that bastard anymore, outside of the comics! Let's hurry before we get caught!"

"I'm right behind you Sonic!" Together, they continued into the plane.

Once they had loaded onto the plane, the two sat together toward the front of the plane. Sonic was looking out the window, and Tails was reading a manga that he packed with him. "What are you reading Tails?"

Tails closed the book and turned to his friend. "I'm reading a manga called Bleach." He showed Sonic the cover.

Sonic scratched his head. "I think I watched the show one night on Adult Swim because I was bored."

Tails turned back to his book. "The manga was way better."

"Well okay then." The hedgehog glanced out of the window only to see clouds. "Tails, I'm bored."

"Well did you bring something to do?"

Sonic melted in his chair. "No..."

"You just can't take care of yourself, can you?"

"I guess not..."

The fox sighed. "Well you could read the manga I brought or play on my Game Gear, but don't waste the battery."

"Okay." Sonic reached for Tails' bag, but then noticed that Amy and Cream were sitting across from them. "Tails, look."

He looked over at the pair. "Huh, It looks like they're going to be in the movie as well."

"Well, I guess." He grabbed Tails Game Gear and began to play "Sonic Triple Trouble."

After he beat the game he set it back in Tails' bag and looked out the window again. After about one minute he became restless again. "There has to be something to do on this plane!"

Tails giggled. "You are really impatient aren't you." He reached into his bag and grabbed a different manga. "Why don't you try reading something for a change?"

"I think I'll pass... every time I try reading something I turn out to be the chosen one or something."

"Oh yeah... I'm sorry about that." He put it back in his bag.


The robotic copy was traveling trough Jungle Zone at high speeds when he received a message.

"Hello Red, have you retrieved the first emerald yet?"

"Yes Doctor. The next emerald is in Empire City."

"Ahhh, splendid! We will have collected all seven in no time!"

"Congratulations Doctor! You're a winner!"

"Oh thank you, Red! Now, if you will excuse me I have to fly on over to Hollywood."

"Of course Doctor." The call ended.


Hello people, LegendaryToast7 here! I have decided to devote a segment of certain chapters to answering questions from the comments. I have recently received a comment asking me if I would introduce Amy and have her and Sonic in a relationship. I am going to introduce Amy. I do not intend on having any romance in this fanfic, because I don't believe it would fit the mood well. However, that doesn't stop me from making a separate Sonamy fanfic. Though I have no plans on making one as of now, I may at some point create one. Bye for now, good people!

*Bean The Dynamite Duck is an annoying character that should never be used ever again, in Legendarytoast7's opinion. He is a green Duck who has an obsession over Explosives and Shiny objects. His only cannon appearance was in "Sonic The Fighters" (Thank God)!