Chocolate Pudding-chan: Continuing!
I stared.
She glomped.
I pulled her off, but before I could slam the door, she blurted:
"TARU-TARU! I'm selling cookies, you wanna buy one?"
"COOKIES?!"
I lurve my cookies! Lurve……
And she had some.
"Cookies? Yes…" I drooled.
"Goody!" she exclaimed, pulling out a paper bag from her sack.
"That'll be five bucks, please!"
"Five bucks?"
"Well, yeah! I'm SELLING these cookies to make extra cash, and they're five bucks a bag!"
"I have to PAY for these?! What a rip! Can't she just GIVE me some?"
And then I had an idea.
"Erm, Pudding, can I maybe have a teensy-weensy free sample before my purchase?"
I gave her my best smile-of-innocence.
"Of course!" she squealed, handing me a cookie. I bit into it.
"Oh, GAWD, these are good!"
I needed MORE!
"Can I have another sample?"
"No, I need to sell the rest! But if you BUY a bag, you can have all the ones in there!" She smiled.
"But I don't have any money…" I said sadly, trying to coax her into giving me another.
"Well…" she tapped her chin, and then gave me a smile. "I suppose for you, I could offer a special discount…."
"Really? Sweet! I'd do anything for one of those!"
"I'll give you one bag, if you'll give me one kiss!"
"'Cept that. I'm not gonna do that."
"They're free-ee!" she sang.
"Nope."
"No kisses, no cookies. That or five bucks!"
I groaned. I NEEDED that five dollars, 'cause there was no way I was EVER kissin' that blonde thing standing in front of me.
"Come on, you daydream about kissing her ALL THE TIME! Now's your chance!"
My gawd, I'm hearing voices in my head!
"NO! I will not!"I fought back at it.
"You know you want to…" the voice sang.
"I do not! You know nothing!"
"Yes I do! I'm your brain. And I know exactly how you feel about her."
"NO YOU DON'T! SHUT UP!"
"Taru-taru, What ARE you doing?"
"Fighting with my head!"
"Wha…..?
"Nothing!"
Man, I'm an idiot sometimes.
Chocolate Pudding-chan: This one's a shorty D
