"Zura?! Why did you choose to hide in our house of all places?!" asked Gin.

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" said Katsura. "Elizabeth and I were just walking by, and then they spotted us, so we ran here to hide, because it's close!"

"YOU IDIOT!" shouted Gin. "I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WOULD LOOK HERE FIRST!"

"GIN-CHAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HIM AWAY!" shouted Kagura.

"SAYS YOU!" replied Gin. But before Kagura could retort, Tae shoved both of their heads into the floor.

"Katsura-san, since you're here, do you want some of my food?" asked Tae.

Despite Katsura and Tae rarely ever talking, he knew about the burnt, poisonous substance she called food, and declined.

"Why do you guys have a laptop?" he asked.

"Because we're reading fanfiction!" said Kagura. "Gin-chan said it's a place where teenage girls write about men kissing each other and getting pregnant! But there are also other stories as well."

"I see. It sounds interesting, but I think I'll pass," said Katsura. But eventually he noticed the Odd Jobs Crew, Tae, and even Elizabeth surrounded Kagura's laptop, and asked "What's so fascinating about fanfiction?"

"They can be really well written, Katsura-san!" said Tae. "We just found a really good one called Sket Dance! It's about an alternate universe where Gin-san, Shin-chan, and Kagura-chan are highschoolers, and run Odd Jobs! It was so good that Jump serialized it!"

"Um, sis, Sket Dance is not a Gintama AU fanfiction, no matter how similar it is to us," said Shinpachi.

"Alright then, I think I found a good one," said Katsura.

The Adventures of Odd Jobs

By Areae-chan

"Areae? Huh."

Summary: My Cousin's 1st Birthday was yesterday, Yay! :D btw I suck at summaries but I looooove Pizza!

"Why should we care about her cousin?" asked Gin.

"Hey, be respectful!" replied Shinpachi.

Me: Sup guys, I wrote a fanfiction here because uh… shit idk lol XD

"I want to puke already," said Gin.

Katsura handed him a bag.

Me: I guess it was completely random lol. My cousin's birthday was yesterday too XD

"Yes, and Edo is the capital of Japan."

Me: I think that you'll love it though!

Urichoryu: Yeah, I doubt it.

"What kind of fucked up person would name their kid Urichoryu?"

Me: Shut up, idiot! Oh by the way, this is Urichoryu!

"Oh wow, it's not like we read it on the previous line or something," said Kagura.

He's my Gintama OC (AN: Original Character for all you new people)

"Huh, I don't recall meeting an Urichoryu-san," said Tae.

"That's because he's made up, like in the author's imagination," replied Kagura.

Urichoryu: Excuse me?! You're not my mom! You didn't create me!

Me: Who cares?! Let me start the friggen story!

"For once, I agree with the author."

Urichoryu: No! You need to apologize. I AM REAL!

Me: Fine you're real.

Urichoryu: Thank yo-

Me: Real Stupid!

Urichoryu: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH!

"I think the author is arguing with herself…" said Shinpachi.

"Talk about Disassociative Identity Disorder…" said Gin.

Me: Fiiine, I'm sorry.

Urichoryu: Good, let's get start-

Kiruko: HEY GUYS!

Everyone uttered a collective "Ugggghhhh…."

Me: Oh right! This is my other character, Kiruko!

Urichoryu: Can you not, Kiruko?

Kiruko: ….

Me: ….

Urichoryu: ….

Kiruko: NAH!

Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Kiruko: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Urichoryu: You're shitting me right now…

"I think I agree with that identity that she uses," said Gin. Everyone agreed, and said "Mhm."

Me: SHADDAP URICHORYU!

Kiruko: IKR? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Urichoryu: *sighs and walks away*

The End

"Wasn't she gonna tell a story?" asked Shinpachi.

AN: Did you like it? Read and Review!

"Alright," said Gin. "This is an utter piece of shit that should be destroyed. You've dishonored everyone in your family, and at least 3 generations of descendants. Go commit Seppuku or something."

But just as Gin was about to post his review, an explosion was heard at the front of Odd Jobs.

"KATSURAAAAAAAA! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"