Monday: 11:32 PM
"Regular Energon, check. Scrap metel, check. Beds, for the humans, check. An entire kitchen for the humans, check. Entertainment for the humans, check. Sustanence for the humans, check..." Ratchet started saying loudly as he checked to see if everything both teams had asked to be transported and needed to be hooked up, had arrived and was indeed hooked up. "There going to find out just how funny I can be."
"Really, Ratchet. Really!" said the twins and Epps at the sam time.
Ratchet looked down at them and gave a small smile and chuckled as he continued "Humor, check. High grade and alcohol, check. Goodtimes and laughter, guaranteed! Okay let's have some fun!" He clapped his survos together and rubbed them together, efectively puncutating the last sentance "They all will laugh at that!" thought Ratchet quite satisfied at the laughs he had recived a moment later.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Oh god who knew you could be so funny!" said Lennox as he and Epps stopped leaning on each other for support.
"Alright it's time for me to go to bed. Buenas Noches, perras!" declared Fig even though they were all going to sleep.
"English, Fig. ENGLISH!" Yelled Lennox. Which caused everybody even Optimus to laugh, although it was more like a chuckle from the ten ton, thirty-two foot tall robot, leader.
"When will you realize that Fig is speaking his native language on purpose in order to get a reaction from you!" asked an exsaperated Ratchet. "This getting really old, actually it got old along time ago!"
"Ratchet I'm well aware of what he's trying to do, Ratchet." said Lennox with his eyes shut.
"Then why..." began Ratchet.
"Despit the fact that I know that it's still annoying, therefore he will always get a reaction from me. Plane and simple so get used to it, actually you should already be used to it. So, shut up and shut down your sensitive circuitry!" said Lennox, mumbling sarcasticly the last sentance as he fell asleep.
Tuesday: 10:19 AM Pov change
"WHAT THE...FUCK!"yelled Lennox as he sat up, covered in light blue paint. He wiped the paint from his face as he swung his legs over the edge of his bed. He looked up to see everybody snickering but five stood out the most. "They're gonna regret that!"
"Imma fucking kill you five." growled Lennox as he leveled a stare, that not even Megatron/Galvatron could match, at Ironhide, the Twins, Sidewipe, and Jolt.
"I'm gonna go take a shower!" growled Lennox as he walked out of the hanger.
10:30
"Pssst, Ratchet!" wispered Lennox as the medic exited the hanger.
"What Lennox?" Said Ratchet
"I want you take a walk with me so I can ask you a few questions." Said Lennox. "I hope he'll agree to help me."
"Sure." said Ratchet as he started walking with the commander on to the open plains.
"I need you to nockout Ironhide, the Twins, Sideswipe, and Jolt." said Lennox. Please, Please, Please. PLEASE!
"Sure as long as you don't hurt them. It would teach them a lesson and it would be funny, whatever it is you have planned for them." chuckled Ratchet.
"Wait, what, you would actually do that?" asked Lennox.
"Yeah, do you need anything else from me?" asked Ratchet with clear excitment.
"Yeah, could you drive me to Oklahoma city?" asked Lennox. Please say yes!
"Hmmm, Sure, What exactly are we going there for?" Asked Ratchet.
"Well, since they have already choosen paint as a weapon of a prank war, then that's exactly what they'll get. An unexspected paint job in barbie pink, hot pink, lavender, baby blue, and turqouis blue." said Lennox with a very mistchavious grin. "This'll be fun!"
"Alright, this'll be interesting! Once we walk back you can have lunch and then we can leave. Okay?" asked Ratchet clearly excited.
"Okay." said Lennox with another smile and a chuckle. "This'll be good, real good"
4:57 PM
"We're back, ladies!" yelled Lennox as he barged in scaring all of his fellow humans but none of the Autobots.
"Did you two have fun?" asked Optimus.
"Yeah, I introduced Hatchet there to some deer, cows, and a few wild horses. Not that they appreciated the visit." Lennox said with a chuckle. "They did not like Ratchet, they tolerated me though."
"We also watched the sun set. The beauty of this planet still amazes me." Ratchet hummed happily.
The response from all of the other Autobots and all the humans, except one, was not what he expected. He got a chorus of mocking Aw's, kissing noises, and one question "How long you two been together, as a couple?".
"Fuck you all, you too Prime!" yelled Lennox. So, uncalled for! They'll regret that! Maybe I'll paint them all! Yeah, I'll ask Ratchet about that.
"I will weld all of you to the ceiling and you humans, will find yourselve tied to a pole naked, soaking wet, and in Antartica, if you ever say or even suggest anything like that again!" yelled Ratchet.
"Oh, shit he's serious! Oh, man he's pissed. Why in Primus's name would they ruin his good mood! He's rarely in a good mood! I'll ask him about knocking out all of them including Optimus. He'll probably say yes." Thought Lennox.
Wednesday 5:49 PM
"Ratchet why don't you open up your kegs and I'll open our kegs, while we watch all The Hangover movies. It'll make everythink much more funny and ironic!" said Lennox winking at the medical officer.
All the Autobots look at Optimus.
"Alright! Don't blame me if you all go into temperary stasis(where thier not aware of anything arround them or what's happening to them) when you go to shut down your important instruments." said Optimus.
"Oh, how sad it is that Optimus will fall victim of what he just warned them about. However he won't know till the next day that someone had traded his medium grade, for high grade. Optimus doesn't mix well with high grade." Thought Lennox.
"Alright, Ratchet and I will be right back, with booz!" yelled Lennox. While Ratchet went and got the high grade Lennox went and got a bottle of moonshine disguised as Listerine mouthwash and his vidio camara. "I have got to get all of this on tape!" He thought.
6:03 PM
"Okay, camera is on and recording. First round of high grade and moonshine. Oh, man after all the Autobots had one glass of high grade most imediatly became tipsy. My ears are going to be ringing all day tomarrow. It's so loud in here already. My friends are officially too drunk to remimber anything tomarrow. Optimus just swayed out of the hanger, where is he going? Oh, man, I'm sorry Optimus, my brother! Okay a second round of high grade this'll get them drunk, we want them plastered though. Okay starting the next movie. It's only eight twenty one and my human friends are all knocked out. Okay, third round of high grade. Oh, god is that Optimus stubling around out there? I've got to film him!" Thought Lennox. Lennox grabes camara and heads outside to find Optimus stumbling about holding a nearly empty "bottle" of high grade. Lennox continues to film as the Prime stubles and falls to his knee making his way tword the hanger. Lennox rushes in and films walking backward as the Prime stumbles in to the doors and then continues to stuble through the open doorway. He holds up the nearly empty "bottle" and bellows a barely comprehensable "Autobots... Rollll...OUT!" and promply falls flat on his face and go's strait into stasis. "Oh, man! Optimus. Is. P.L.A.S.T.E.R.E.D." Thought Lennox. Ratchet go's over to Optimus and dragges his leader to a corner and props him up. Making sure he's out of the way. "Okay, round four at 11' oclock Thier all plastered, now. One more round!" Silently Pleading one more would knock'em out.
Thursday 12:01 AM
"Okay, Ratchet, are they all out?" whispered Lennox
"Yes." said Ratchet
"Okay, you know were going to both get as drunk as the rest of them so we can't get caught, right?! Dude, I have to paint you, too. I'll choose a cool color like black or something, okay?!" asked Lennox
"I know I have to be painted, too. Black is fine. Yes I'm well aware of the fact that we have to get "drunk". So, lets get to it. I'll start forcing them to transform into thier alt modes. Once I've finnished that you can start. It'll only take me thirty minutes." said Ratchet with a hint of both excitment and quilt.
12:47 AM
"Oh, revenge can be so sweet!"Thought Lennox as he started painting his first victim with a profesional spray painter.
5:26 AM
"Jobs done. I have everything on vidio and I have hidden it in my dirty clothes." said a laughing, red faced, and gasping for air, Lennox.
"Yes, but we need to get, what you call "plastered" in a hurry!" said Ratchet walking over to the "bottle" and opened it and chugged it all down.
"Yeah, man we should sit down though, I got shots of us "drinking" on the camara. So we're good and covered!" said Lennox as he chugged what was left of the moonshine.
Ratchet was out with in the next half hour. Lennox was out with in the hour.
3:29 PM POV Third person unlimited
"Ohhhh, MIERDA!" Yelled Fig "They're gonna be so mad!"
"Fig, do not wake me up right now and English!" Growled Epps. "Every cell in my body is on fire!"
"Epps wake up man you got to see this man!" whined Fig. "Oh, man. This won't end well!"
"Gggrrrrrrrhhhh!... Oh, shit! All hell is going to break loose when they wake up from stasis!" said Epps as he looked at the Autobots in horror.
"While we wait for them to wake up lets get some aspren, food, and some coffee. Also we need to get those things for Lennox, for when he wakes up." mumbled Epps. "Oh, man! I'm never drinking again! I need to stop thinking!"
"Mmmkay" mumbled Fig as he fallowed his comrade to the kitchen up eight stairs to the kitchen on a different platform that would put them at shoulder hight with Ironhide.
11:14 PM
The lights were still on as all three humans slept off the alcohol.
11:33 PM
"AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME!" screemed Ironhide as the other Autobots came online including a still very tipsy Optimus.
