Demon and Angel in One(DAO): Okay now, like I said before we're having a special someone singing today!

Robin: Oh! Um, Wonder Woman!

Sophia: No

KF: SuperMan!

DAO:NO! Seesh, you all are terrible guessers. Our guest today is...drum roll please!

*Mysterious drum roll comes out from nowhere*

Sophia: Okay that was weird

DAO: Yeah, anyway. Our guest is...Red Tornado!

Mentors and YJ: What!

*Red Tornado appears in a zeta platform on the other side of the room*

Red Tornado: Hello team. Hello Justice League.

Everyone: Hi

Sophia: Okay Red, your song is The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

*Everyone's jaws dropped, even DAO and Sophia*

Red Tornado: Did I do something wrong?

DAO: No,no it's just...OMG

Sophia: Seriously!

YJ and JL: You have got to be fudging me!

RA:How could a robot sing that kind of song!

DAO:I don''t know but anyways thank you Red!

*Red Tornado then walks all the to the zeta platform and disappears*

Sophia: Holy God!

DAO: I know! Okay next we have Batman and Superman!

Batman: What! You have got to be kidding me!

SuperM: *Silent cheers* Yes!

DAO: Okay, Supes. That's enough

Sophia: Oh I love the author who requested this. Anyway, you'll be singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

*Everyone holding their laughs or giggling in the background*

I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun.

The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh,daddy,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
That's all they really want...
Some fun...

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have

Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want...
Some fun...

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...

Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have.

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
They just wanna,
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...

Girls just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un...

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls...
Girls,
Just wanna have fu-un...

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...

Girls just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
(Have fun..)

They just wanna,
(Girls wanna have fun)
They just wanna...
Oh,girls...
(Wanna have fun...)
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
Girls just wanna have fu-un.

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
(Oh,girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun...)
Oh,girls..
Girls just wanna have fu-un

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
(fades)

*Some try to hold in their laughs while the rest were laughing so hard that they might*

DAO: OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! *falls over*

Sophia: Oh man, Yeah Superman! You reaaaallly suite this!

Artemis: I feel so bad for you, Rob.

Robin: *facepalmes* You have no idea.

*Megan rubbing SuperBoy's back as he suckled*

SuperBoy: SuperMan...

DAO: Okay...Okay. Our next singer is Green Arrow

GA: Oh no. *Shaking as he walked up on stage*

Sophia: Don't worry, anyways your singing Hits From The Bong!

Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong

Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat bowl
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take hits from the bong

Hits from the bong y'all
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it
Don't strain, I love you Mary Jane
She never complains, when I hit Mary
With that flame, I light up the cherry
She's so good to me
When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don't get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water
Is makin' it pure so I gotta, take my hit and hold it
Just like chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on
As I take hits from the bong

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Straighten your dick out
Gonna get high

*Everyone's jaws drop down from the floor*

BC: Ollie!

RA & Arty: O...MY...GOD!

*Some of the mentors faint right where they stood*

Sophia & DAO: Damn, Author who suggested this, you are...Awesome!

KF and Rob: OKAY! CAN WE CONTINUE NOW?

Sophia: Okay okay, don't get your knickers in a twist.

DAO: Okay, next up is Miss M!

Miss M: Oh goodie! *squeal and runs up to the stage*

Sophia: Okay your song is Burn Baby Burn!

YI ain't afraid to say
Like you ain't afraid to hate
Wanna tell you face to face
Better turn or you won't see heaven's gate

Wanna go to war with the mormons
Wanna take a bath with the catholics
Gonna find yoself in a burning hell
Where them demons laughing

And they got you and they hit you on the slow-mo
They got you s_ckaz in a cell screaming oh no

And so I write with my pen
Hope you repent for your sin
Can't take your pills and bottle of gin
In case you can't get in

Don't wanna see you burn
Want to see you turn baby
And if you don't you'll be screaming like a little lady
Now do you hear me Shady
Cuz it ain't all gravy
And one day wishing
And you screaming Jesus Christ save me

Chorus
Burn baby burn
That's right we said it
If you don't turn
You better not forget it
Burn baby burn
You wanna play with God
If you don't turn
You s_ckaz think you hard
Burn baby burn
You know it's holy war
If you don't turn
My Father's gonna settle the score
Burn baby burn
na na now what na na now what
Check it out

Verse 2
I'm teachin cats
How to live with wife and the kids
Not doing time on the bids
Cuz son I now how it is

I spent my time in Riker's Island too
Never seen a smiling crew
They wanna slither you
You know how Riker's Island do

Dudes get in they face
Slithered and living with scars
The only dreams that they livin
Is dreamin life without bars

And son they gotta wake up
And then they eat to keep they weight up
The stress got em losing their mind
About to break up

You rappers ain't feeling me
Say no room for me in the industry
But it's clear to see
What the indy is missing is me

You rappers got the same flow
Talk about the same (moan)
About your little dough
We know how the story go

I know just what I'm doing
And who I'm doing it for
I spit it real for my kids
Just like I spit it for yours

And for the ones feelin like blowin a hole in they head
Feelin like they better off dead

Ever since you got your deal
Ever since you made your mil
Your gift was meant to heal
But still you wanna kill

Talk about your purple pills
Rolling thru your purple hills
I ain't gonna front
Cuz you phonies can't keep it real

You wanna holla back
Then get at me dog
Finally somebody got the gall
To spit it to ya'll
Lets ride out

Chorus

Verse 3
The ghetto ain't fabulous
And yet you tellin us
How you came straight from the gutter
And how we gotta bust

I've saw behind the bars
You know they life is scared
And how they bout to lose they life
By fightin on the yard

They looking thru the fence
You on the other side
On MTV you makin mils
And still you gonna lie

And you don't even know just what we goin thru
And if you do then you should come and help us make it thru
Now have you ever had a partner to die
To see their momma cry
Kids at their casket
With the tears in they eye

And if you do now tell me how they gonna make it
And when they feel they can't take it
Because they know they can't shake it

You just another big lying talking brother
Don't care about these mothers
Or if we kill each other

#1 like Nell
You can be on TRL
But if you don't switch it up
You can still go to (vroom)

SuperBoy,KF,Rob,MMH,Arty: Yeah, M'gann!

DAO: Okay! That's all for today sorry I can't give you no more.

Sophia: Well, next time SuperBoy is going to sing a song!

SuperBoy: Wait, What!

*DAO & Sophia ignore him*: Kay! Bye!