I'm so sorry I haven't updated in forever! (It's only been about a week, but that's a lot to me, lol.) My teachers have been piling on homework and tests, plus I've been babysitting, so I've had NO time. But -- never fear! February vacation is here! I'll be updating more often this week. And now...onward!
Oh. My. God.
Not only has the devil herself arrived, but she completely ruined Jake's surprise party!
I'm just about ready to strangle her when I actually take a good look at her, and my jaw drops.
When I last saw her, she was – no offense to her – pretty dorky looking, with glasses, braces, and braids. She wore a red shirt tucked into high-waisted jeans and cowboy boots. But now…
She was wearing a button down, checkered shirt tied just above her belly button, extremely short denim shorts, high-heeled brown boots, and a brown cowboy hat. Her hair was in loose waves with long side-swept bangs, and she wore an insane amount of eye makeup and lipstick. I never thought I'd say this about dorky Luanne, but…
THAT SLUT!
I was so shocked that I didn't notice Jake walk into the beach, surrounded by a group of screaming girls. Not until he started talking to Luanne, that is.
He winked at her and put his arm around her waist. "Hey baby, has it been worth the four month wait? I love the new look, Miley."
"Uh, Jake! Over here!" I marched up to him angrily.
"Miley! Woah, you're there…and you're here…and who is…? I'm confused!"
I rolled my eyes. "That's my cousin Luanne. She's staying here for a while."
"Oh!" He instantly removed his arm from her waist.
"Well now, you're a cute feller!" Luanne winked back at him. I was staring daggers at her.
Jake noticed all of the posters and signs with his name on them. "Wow, is all this for me?"
"Well, yeah—" I started. Luanne snickered.
"Y'all got it all wrong. They're all here for me-ins!"
I sighed. "Actually Luanne…this is for Jake. But you're welcome to stay!" I smiled through gritted teeth. She looked at the floor, disappointedly.
"Oh. Well, I won't wanna interrupt y'all's little get-together. So I'll just be a-goin' to visit Uncle Robbie."
Oliver rushed over to her. "I'll go with you!" He smiled flirtatiously at her.
I frowned and felt uneasy. Was that…jealousy? No, it couldn't be.
"Oh, you! I would be honored to be accompanied by such a handsome California feller."
As they walked away, I turned towards Jake, who was hidden inside the crowd of adoring fans. "Um, excuse me! Zombie Slayer's girlfriend coming through!" I pushed through the crowd.
"Jake, can I talk to you for a second?" I crossed my arms.
"Uh, sure, let me just finish signing autographs." There were at least twenty people surrounding him with a photos waiting to be signed. I sighed.
This was going to be a long day.
That was really short, but hey, it's better than nothing, right? I'll update soon!
