A/N: Oh my Lero, I am so sorry! I hadn't realized I never posted this chapter. I haven't had any reviews or anything posted (hint-hint, please review ^^) so I sort of forgot about this fic. I feel so bad! Any who, here's chapter 4. It is relatively crack-ish and random, but I tried. - -' Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater, but I do own the insanity behind this story!

Jacob gaped at the sheer size of the house. "You live here!" he asked Kidd, in a state of disbelief.

Aoi and Dani stood there, stunned. "It's bigger then my whole village…" whispered Aoi in awe.

"Damn!" that was all that needed to be said as far as Dani was concerned.

"Is there a problem?" asked Kidd, looking between the group. Liz frantically started to nod her head, signaling that everything was "Okay". She then started miming what they should do to not freak out Kidd, as she was worried a bad comment from one of their guest would upset his delicate balance.

"Liz, why are you dancing around like that?" asked Patti, eyeing her sister as if she were an interesting show.

Kidd turned around to where Liz stood frozen her arms in the air. "Are you okay Liz?" he asked.

"Eh! N-nothing!" she quickly put her arms down to her sides.

Kidd raised his eyebrows. "Looked like something to me…"

"No, it wasn't."

"Yes, it was."

"Was not!"

"Was to!"

This argument continued, the pair's voices rising. Patti hoped over to the slightly terrified newbie group. "Shall I show you to your rooms?" she said, imitating a butler she'd seen on T.V.

"Um, sure…" replied Jacob, wondering if it was to late to make a run for it. These people are crazy!

"No running." replied Dani and Aoi, seeming to read their Meister's mind. They each grabbed one of his arms and steered him towards the door of the house/mansion.

O-o

"So, are you guys, like, rich or something?" asked Dani, picking up a very pretty, and extremely expensive looking vase. Patti was taking them on her "Gran Tour" of the house. So far Jacob thought it was weird how everything looked so perfect. No teenage guy had this nice of a house…maybe they had a maid.

"Put that down! We can't afford for you to break something." Jacob snapped. Almost in sync, the vase slipped from her fingers. "Nooo!" wailed Jacob, diving for the vase. He caught it just in time.

Furious, he got up and was about to yell at his clumsy companion, when Patti stepped up and took the vase. "No silly, this is how you break a vase!" she yelled, a mad gleam in her eyes as she hurled the vase to the ground.

As it shattered, Jacob's eyes grew wide with horror. Would he have to pay for it? He slowly backed away from the crazy Patti who was now dancing around the shattered remains of what had been the vase.

Jacob grabbed Dani's arm. "Just back away slowly…" he whispered. Aoi hovered by the door. Jacob motioned for her to turn and make a run for it, while he dragged Dani away from the scene of the vase murder.

Patti then turned, her eyes registering that her audience was leaving. "Oi, where are you punks going!" she roared.

Aoi turned and started to sprint down the hallway. Jacob quickly caught up with her, practically carrying Dani at this point.. They took the stairs two at a time. "I'm outta here! These people are crazy!" shouted Jacob. They heard Patti following them, yelling nonsense and increased their pace.

As they came to the entryway, the door came into sight. As they got closer, Aoi took the lead. Without warning, a large form popped out of a mirror by the door. "Why hello, who might you be?" it said, raising a large white hand. Aoi screamed. She then leaped into the air and gave a round-house kick that would make Chuck Norris proud to the creature's masked face. It went back into its mirror, hands clamped around its face.

Jacob and Dani kept moving, catching up to where Aoi had stopped by the door. They kept running past Kidd and Liz, who were still on the lawn. Out the gate and down the street, they finally slowed down a few blocks away. Panting, they leaned against a fence.

Dani started jumping up and down. "Let's do that again!" she yelled, laughing. Jacob and Aoi glared at her.

O-o

"What happened?" asked Liz, looking from where Jacob's team had just zoomed away and her sister, who was looking curiously after them.

"We broke a vase, and then they started running. They're weirdoes Sis." replied Patti, crossing her arms over her chest and frowning.

Liz sighed. She had a bad feeling he sister was omitting important details.

"What vase?" asked Kidd. Patti shrugged. Kidd glared at her. " How can you not know?"

"That's not important. Who were those kids?" asked Shimigami, popping his head out the door. There was a perfect foot imprint on his face/mask.

"Um, they're the New York team you sent for. What happened to your face?" asked Liz.

"The tall girl hit me." cried the Shimigami. "But they seem like a strong bunch…" He clapped his large hands. "Well, bed-time!"

They made their way back inside.

A/N: Okay people, I need some feedback! Please tell me if you want me to continue this story!