"I don't know how this happened," Cody said to Zack who was sitting with him on the deck of the ship, "I mean the girl was crying, I had to check on her, it was the right thing to do."

"Didn't people have the same mindset when Vietnam started," Zack asked making a point, "I'm no history genius but I think that didn't go so well."

Cody rubbed his eyes, "Zack, the girl is stalking me; I ask her if she's alright and now she won't leave me alone, she keeps 'bumping into me' everywhere and she keeps calling me, I don't even know how she got my number."

"You should have known better," Zack explained, "I mean you know how she obsessed over me, I would think someone like you would guess that the next person she started obsessing over would be someone who looks exactly like me."

"You know what happened," Cody said as Jerry came up onto the deck, "My cautionary system broke down; that little voice that tells you not to do things, yeah, my voice went for a cup of coffee and that moment of absence has completely turned my life upside down."

"I stopped listening to my voice a long time ago," Zack said as Jerry sat next to Cody without him noticing, "It sounded to much like mom."

"Hello," Jerry said causing Cody to jump, "What's with you?"

"I thought you were Diane," Cody answered, "She's become obsessed with me."

"Is," Jerry said thinking of the name, "Bailey aware of this?"

"What are you nuts," Cody answered, "I should tell the girl who likes me that another girl is probably in her room pleasuring herself over my picture."

Zack laughed, "The guy has a point."

"Yes well," Jerry said smiling, "I suppose she wouldn't be the master of her domain."

"What," Cody didn't get the reference.

"Oh," Jerry laughed, "It's this ridiculous thing my friends and I did, we decided to have a bet on which one of us would last longer without 'Pleasuring' ourselves."

"I couldn't do that," Zack explained, "I mean I'm presently in love with one of the hottest girls in the world."

Jerry looked at Cody, "What about you?"

Cody was to nervous to answer, "I don't think-"

"Oh come on," Zack said pressing him, "Bailey is a good looking girl."

"I'm not comfortable with subject matter," Cody yelled, "Can we talk about something else."

Zack laughed as he looked across the deck, "Oh great."

"What," Cody asked.

"It's London," Zack answered, "and who I am assuming is the count."

Jerry stared at him, "You haven't met him."

"No," Zack replied prompting Jerry and Cody to glare at him, "I hate him on principle."

London and her boyfriend went up to their table, "Hey guys."

"Hey London," Zack and Cody replied in unison.

"Have you met my boyfriend," London pointed to the young man, "Count Marlove."

"Khan Marlove," He said speaking in an accent so bogus it was impossible to determine what he was trying to speak with.

"Hello," Zack forced a smile out.

"Why don't you tell us something about yourself," Cody asked much to Zack's dismay.

"Certainly," Khan responded, "I am Italian born but I am also English, I know how to fence while riding dolphins, I once climbed Everest in 13 minutes flat, and I can speak French...in Russian."

London gasped completely enchanted by him while Cody, Zack, and Jerry just stared at him completely dumbfounded by the pure stupidity of the man's remarks, unable to even call out the fact he was obviously full of it. Khan turned to London, "We need to get to our date."

They began to walk away as London said to the three of them, "Isn't he the most interesting man in the world."

After they left Zack, Cody, and Jerry sat in silence before Jerry finally said, "That guy may have just given me enough material to last a thousand lifetimes."

"Yeah," Cody added, "I don't even think he's a real count."

"I hate him for all sorts of reasons now," Zack said adding in to what they were saying.

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Jerry was in his suite when Kramer came in, he was completely freaked out; Jerry looked at him and asked, "What's with you?"

"It's what those kids said," Kramer answered, "About how I should be tested."

"Come on Kramer," Jerry said trying to ease him, "They were kidding, I mean, you use condoms right?"

"No," Kramer answered.

Jerry was amazed by his response, "How could you not use condoms?"

"I had a low sperm count," Kramer explained, "I didn't see the point until now; now I may have an STD, I'm itching-"

"I don't want to know where you itching Kramer," Jerry exclaimed, "You know what, you had this coming; all you do is eat, sleep, and have sex, it's about time that lifestyle came back to haunt you."

"Carpe Diem Jerry," Kramer yelled, "And I don't regret any of it."

Kramer ran out of the room; Jerry tried to go after him, "Kramer."

Jerry left the room where he ran into Ms. Tutweiller who said, "Hello."

Jerry smiled, "Hello."

Author's Note:

Here's Chapter 4, shorter than the last one. With London's Boyfriend I decided to have him be a character that everyone hated, so I went with him being completely full of S***; I also decided to reference the 'Most interesting Man In The World' Commercial. And, of course, London is the only one who actually believes the man's stories. I also wanted Jerry to have his own little sub-plot, so I decided on a angle involving Ms. Tutweiller. Please Review and keep an eye out for two new Suite Life stories I'll be starting within the next day.

I'm also going to update this story again on Friday after I see 'Lost At Sea', where I'll tell you if I thought they referenced my story and post a poll for you opinion.