This has to be my favorite chapter, and getting off my Valentines High i just HAD to do it!!!
Some mild Spirk in this story!!! ...And chocolate!
Maybe OOC, and my chapters may not even be normal days on The Enterprise. Maybe more of My fangirl brain going into hyper drive with McKirk and Spirk!!!
Not that that would hurt anyone's feelings lol.
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Star Trek
Days on The Enterprise
~Kitchen Mishap~
Bones quickly headed down the hall. Forcing himself not to stomp cause he didn't want more eyes on him, cause it was bad enough they where staring at him for mumbling to himself. The reason for doing this was pretty obvious...especially if you had known the reasons he always got mad.
James T. Kirk. His best friend. Believe it or not. Sometimes he questioned if maybe he was drunk when he chose to bunk with Kirk and just didn't have the time to change after. Then again he knew that was a stupid question since he stayed with him for all those years. He shook his head clearing it of past thoughts and stuck with what was happening now.
Kirk was suppose to come to sickbay for his monthly check up but as always he chickened out and went into hiding. It was night shift so he wasn't going to be found on The Bridge, and surprisingly he wasn't found playing Chess with Spock, which he usually did at night before getting lost in work. Before Bones left the bay he tried Kirk's room and rolled his eyes getting nothing back. He was left with hunting...hypo sprays in hand and pockets. Cause he knew that's all it'd take to bring Kirk back.
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He sat wordless against the wall of the lift. From top to bottom he searched the ship. Knowing every spot Kirk usually hid...but he was no where to be seen. It was as though he was shot out. This left him with quickly returning to Spocks room.
Pounding on the door he quickly punched in the override code, which he happily stole from Kirk, and stepped in as soon as the door slid open. "Where the hell is he Spock!? If your hiding him to satisfy his sick need I won't be afraid to hypo you too!" Spock only raised a brow. He turned to face Bones, having been working at his desk looking over different PADDs. Bones eyed him carefully. He may not be Vulcan be he sure as hell can catch him in a lie...at least he sure can try! "Jim is bailing on his check up...I've been up and down in this damn ship, only place I haven't fully looked is your room. Now damn it tell me where he is!"
"I'm afraid Doctor I haven't seen the Captain since our shift. He quickly left without a word...Have you checked his quarters?" Bones rolled his eyes growling softly. He didn't have time for Spock's damn "logical" questions. He sighed though...figuring he'd go along. "...I've checked it more then once. He isn't ANYWHERE! Now are you going to ask me more stupid questions or are you going to help me!?" Spock stood and the two continued the search.
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Before they got far though, Spock came to a stop and he quickly clicked away at a screen. "Computer, Please locate Captain Kirk!" Bones walked over slowly saying nothing. He felt like an idiot now not thinking of doing that first...but he was pissed and strangling and hypo spraying Kirk drowned his mind so it wasn't completely his fault. He was ready to jump into action though and when it beeped he almost vanished down the hall...but he was stopped, and with Spock, was stunned by the location.
The radar blinked over The Kitchen.
Spock raised a brow like usual and he and Bones shared a look. "Do you suppose the Captain is enjoying a late night meal?"
"Only one way to find out..." Bones raised the hypo spray and the medicine clicked into place. Ready to be shot off into the waiting neck.
Spock smirked tilting his head some. "You enjoy his pain, don't you?" Bones only gave a smirk and the two headed to the kitchen.
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Spock insisted on knocking and making themselves known to Kirk. But Bones insisted on busting in and scaring Kirk to death...he figured if they where lucky Kirk would some how knock himself out and Bones wouldn't have to waste another hypo on him. Spock let him...his human half wanting to see how this would all play out.
As fast as a sliding door could open, Bones quickly slipped through. "JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK!!" A smirk came to his face as he got what he wanted.
Kirk had been standing on top of a stool reaching for something on the highest shelf. He usually reacted well when he was snuck up on, but on something less stable then the ground he wasn't so nimble. When he had jumped he caused the stool to shift and stumble over. In an attempt to save himself he grabbed for the shelf in front of him, but with the months of holding different things and his combined weight it easily broke under pressure and different foods and ingredients fell with Kirk. The clatter of things soon all fell quiet on the floor...Spock watched blinking as Bones hit himself in the forehead with his hand. ...At least he had a reason to drag Kirk to sickbay.
When the dust...or more fitting, flour cloud cleared. It was revealed to both a very dirty Kirk. Covered in different foods and ingredients. The thing that stuck out more though was the chocolate syrup that ran down his face and his neck, sinking into his black shirt. Bones had to laugh a little cause he looked like a child's attempt of trying to make some kind of snack...but sadly failed. "..Captain are you..." Bones quickly raised his hand silencing Spock, an evil smirk on his face. He wanted Kirk to suffer...from humiliation or pain. It didn't matter to him, just as long as he suffered for making him hunt him down.
"Mind explaining what you're doing here instead of being in Sickbay getting your check up?" Kirk said nothing for a few moments. Fascinated with all of the food covering him. A few times he even licked at his fingers and hands. Bones growled softly and this caused Kirk to look to him with a devilish smirk. "What's it look like...Leonard? I'm trying to make something...but I obviously can't now. Seeing as what I need is all over me."
Spock watched the two closely. Both had used the others first name...and with what he's come to learn, that usually meant both where very unhappy. Kirk didn't look it though...he only seemed to be enjoying himself. He raised his brow.
"You can eat after your examine...same with cleaning up."
Kirk quickly stood up, wincing in pain but he said nothing else. "What do you mean after!? I'm starving...and as a Doctor you know it's bad for a person to starve themselves!" Bones rolled his eyes crossing his arms. "Quit being such a child...it won't even take long. Besides, if you had come earlier you would of had the kitchen ALL night. But since your so childish you've left me no choice but to have to come hunt you down and TELL you to go. Now...PLEASE, come to Sickbay, or I will be forced to sick Spock on you." Bones didn't notice, but Spock jumped. Kirk noticed though and smirked. He crossed his arms.
"...I'm not going." Bones glared and looked to Spock...who made no move towards Kirk. Bones blinked and Kirk laughed. "I don't think he wants to come near me." He looked around the area he stood. Bones had to admit...he wouldn't want to get himself all dirty trying to drag a struggling GROWN man to Sickbay. Then again...it was his job and he had gotten use to it.
Kirk smirked brightly at the two. "Let me make things easier...I'll come to you!!" With a few careful steps and a somewhat hop, Kirk was now in front of the two. He winked at Bones then he suddenly wrapped his arms tightly around Spock, pulling there bodies very close together. He snuggled in the process wiping off some of the different stains he had on him..the most noticeable was the chocolate.
Bones didn't know whither to yell at Kirk for flying blindly into the no touch zone, or high five him for touching Spock just to piss him off....since he couldn't harm his Captain unless he wanted to be demoted. Not that Kirk would ever do that to his First Officer and new best friend. So Bones did what he usually did in these kind of situations. "...Come to Sickbay when you get cleaned up." He left without another word...praying he'd see some part of Kirk after this.
Kirk smirked seeing him go and he pulled his face away from Spocks...keeping the rest of his body glued to his. He chuckled softly at the chocolate that now stained Spocks face. "I've done some research Spock...turns out you're an enemy of Chocolate. Why is that?" Spock looked over him quietly. Though Kirk was now against him and basically hanging on him, he continued to stand tall, his hands never leaving from behind him. Being touched his face stayed as normal as always.
"If you've done your research then you should know why."
"...I wanna hear it from you though. Just to be sure the people who wrote all of that junk wasn't lying." Slowly he rubbed the chocolate from Spocks face using his thumb. He then softly began to lick it off, his gaze never leaving Spocks as he did. His smirk grew as he saw a flicker in his eyes. "...Like alcohol has an effect on humans, chocolate is the same to Vulcan's...it's...intoxicating."
"...How intoxicating?"
Spock raised his hand and began to wipe away the chocolate covering Kirk's face. He softly ran his thumb over his cheek, and his fingers brushed softly at his forehead and temple. Under him Kirk shivered and moaned softly. He shivered as well but was more composed and he held back the moan. When he had stopped Kirk was panting and this brought a small smile to his face. "...Very intoxicating." This brought yet another smirk to Kirk's face. He quickly placed his cheek to Spock's and he rubbed against him slowly, being sure to have his whole body touching his. When he pulled away his lips brushed against Spocks then he pat him on the shoulder. "Drag me to sickbay Commander!" As he walked away Spock quickly licked his lips and he smiled softly. Intoxicating...but he could start to live with it.
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So I've read a few other stories and have asked a few people and they say Chocolate makes a Vulcan drunk.
Also someone said no Star Trek writer should go without writing a fic without Chocolate and Vulcans. So...while watching The Nanny I was hit with this idea ((If you've watched the nanny as much as I have...you'll know what ep I got the idea from)) And i couldn't help it!!!
So...what do you think? I think it was cute/sexy. ...Also, have ya noticed I'm making Spock and Bones interact more. I think that's good! Cause both are Kirk's friends and he wants both to be happy. ...I ALMOST made this a McKirk story, but I found it funnier if Kirk was rubbing up on Spock instead of Bones. I MAY write a Bones version though!!!
