{Gaz POV}
I quickly check my hair, making sure it's the same color it was before the little blighter's put dye in my shampoo.
"Does it look good?," Soap asks as he brushes his hair.
I shake my head and say "A little darker than it use to be mate, but it looks fine."
"So what's the plan?," Wallcroft asks.
"We do what we do best. Pull pranks, but I have a special one for the traitor." I give a smug look, I'm never going to trust her again in a prank war!
"So what is it?." Mac asks curiously.
"Do you still have those tarantula's?," I grin.
Soap chuckles and says "Oh my god, you are such a bitch."
Wallcroft nods with a very, very evil grin.
"When do we strike?." Mac asks.
"Tonight, very late tonight. WallCroft, you need to get to Price's room, go there with the wet glue... You'll know what to do."
WallCroft gives a grin and trots away.
"Mac, Soap, you get laundry duty, make sure to use the dye, and you know the rest of the plan."
They both nod and quick scurry off. We have to play this right, they have Alex on there side, and she's well known for sniffing out pranks.
I quickly go to our stash of prank items. I take a good look then pick up tobacco sauce and lemon juice.
Without looking any further I quickly run down the hallway and look for the infirmary.
When I get there I begin to search through all of the supplies.
Bollocks! I mentally swear to myself. Not being able to find what I need, I quickly scurry out of there and into the Mess hall.
I quickly go through the fridge and search for the Lemonade we have, when I find it I take it out, I unscrew the lid off the Tobacco sauce and pour it in there, I make sure the lemonade doesn't get discolored.
Once I'm finished with that I put it back into the fridge and go to Griffen's room. Slowly, I sneak in and grab his eye-drops.
I then go to the bathroom and pour out the content the eye-drops hold and pour in the lemon juice. Afterwards I put it back in it's original place.
I quickly then trot down the hallway and go to laundry room. When I get there I see Soap and Mac digging through the clothing.
"I feel like a motherfucking stuck..." Soap says dryly.
"In this duck.." Mac continues.
"It makes me wanna quack..." Soap continues on.
I stand confuse on to what is going on.
"Like..." Mac then picks up a bra, "What the fuck is that?!" He squeals out as he throws it on the ground.
I face-palm, "Seriously?!"
They look up at me dumbstruck.
"Umm we we're..." Soap trails off as he looks at the ground with a red face.
I shake my head, "I don't even want to know, how is it coming?" I dismiss the awkward thoughts and walk up to them.
"We're almost done," Mac says, his face is also flushed red.
I look down at the bra on the floor, most likely Alex's, "You both are perverts, you know that right?"
"Says you," Soap snorts out.
"Yeah! Go check on WallCroft!" Mac replies.
I roll my eyes and quickly exit the room. I've done decided that I'm not going to check on WallCroft. If he gets caught, sucks to be him.
I sit in HQ waiting, Just then I see Mac and Soap come in.
"Where's WallCroft?" I ask curiously.
Soap grunts, "How should I know?"
I let my shoulders sag, "Ah dammit!" I get up,
"Get your weapons ready, we're going to the Mess hall" I say with a low growl.
They both nod and get there weapons, we quickly get down the hallway and to the Mess hall. We take a seat at the table.
"What our we waiting on?" Mac asks.
"For them to come," I reply dryly.
The Mess hall is normally where both teams meet up during a prank war, it's used for trade offs and peace making.
It's over 30 minutes before we hear the doors open, we see Price and MacMillan.
Both of their rifles are held up and aimed at us.
"At ease," I say with my hands up defensively.
Griffen then comes in with WallCroft. WallCroft has his hands tied behind his back and is blind folded.
"You left this behind," Price says as he points to WallCroft.
I sigh and get up, "What do you want for him?"
Before they can answer we hear a loud high pitched scream.
Price looks back at the door, "You used the tarantula's on her didn't you?"
I grin, "Maybe, maybe not,"
After a few seconds the door is open, "Go left you wanker!" Alex hisses.
"I'm going! I'm going!" The voice appears to be Griggs.
Just then we see Griggs come in with a chair glued to his butt, I quickly began to laugh, I hear Soap and Mac laugh as well.
It gets better! Alex is also glued to a chair, but the back of her hair is glued to the back of Griggs's chair back.
"What the bloody hell!?" Price began to chuckle.
I shake my head, "How the fuck did you do that!?"
"Get this off us!" Alex hisses out as she shakes tarantula off her leg, "Oh my god, so gross!"
I chuckle, "Seriously, how did you two get stuck together? That definitely wasn't apart of the plan, but damn it sure was perfect,"
"You get those two out of the chairs and we'll give him back," Price says as he lowers his gun.
I take it into consideration then nod, "Deal,"
Turning around I say, "Soap, get the nail polish remover,"
Soap scratches his head, "We have that?"
I nod, "Alex has bottle in the desk in our room,"
"Oh god please you sound perverted when you say 'Our' room," Alex replies, "OH MY GOD! Get these fucking spiders off me!" She shrieks,
Soap chuckles, "I thought I told you no language,"
"Ha ha, like that's possible in a base full of soldiers," Alex spits back, MacMillan chuckles as he comes to her and begins to wipe them off.
Soap quickly jogs out of the room to get the nail polish remover.
Alex sighs, "It's good to be out of that bloody chair,"
"I wish I could say the same," Griggs replies with a sigh as Soap quickly rubs more nail polish remover on the chair.
Alex sticks her tongue out, "Oh and by the way, which one of you perverts took my bra?"
There's a moment of silence, Soap begins to look down, so does Mac.
"OH MY GOD! When I thought you both weren't perverted!" Alex gasps as she smacks Soap then Mac.
We all burst into laughter as Soap and Mac rub there red hand printed cheeks.
Price sighs, "I'm not meaning to be a pessimist but why don't we call this War quits,"
I give a fake gasp, "Price? The pranking god is surrendering?"
"Don't push it," Price growls.
I roll my eyes, "Fine,"
"Who wants some Lemonade?" Griffen asks,
I put my hand over my mouth,
Everybody quickly speaks up, "You want some Gaz?"
I smother my laugh, "I'm fine,"
"To ending the war," Price holds up his cup.
"To ending the war!," Everyone repeats as they knock their cups together and then take a drink.
"OH MY GOD!" WallCroft suddenly says as he drops his cup and holds his throat.
"GAZ YOU BLOODY WANKER!" Price yells out, I grin, "Griffen, don't use your eye-drops,"
He can't respond cause of him holding his throat.
"Gaz," Alex coughs, I suddenly feel a piece of cake his my face, "Fuck you,"
{Monopoly!}
{Alex's POV)
"Hey, hey Alex!" Griffen calls out.
I look up to address him, "Yes?"
"You want to play monopoly with us?"
I give a grim look, "I always lose,"
"So what? You might win this time,"
"I always lose to a slightly drunk Soap, that says something," I reply still keeping my grim expression.
"Come on! It will be fun!" Griffen says as he grabs my arm and drags me to the rec. room.
"OH WHAT!" Gaz shouts.
Soap grins, "1,000 dollars gramps,"
Gaz begins to mutter something as he hands it over.
"So does that leave you with 300?" I ask,
"200*" Gaz corrects me.
Griffen sighs, "At least you aren't out already,"
"Cry me a river," Gaz rolls his eyes..
Griffen sticks his tongue out.
"Your turn Alex," Gaz says as he pats my back.
I roll the dice, "Oh thank god, I'm safe,"
I quickly move my Dog two spaces.
"Well Soap, your in the dead zone, good luck," Gaz grins. The dead zone is where me and Gaz have one side of the bored loaded with Hotels.
Soap rolls, "Ha!"
"Oh my god..." Gaz groans. Sopa landed on a Mystery Card. Gaz quickly rolls.
He sighs as he hands the dice to me, I roll.
Gaz growls, "WHAT!? STOP!"
"OH COME ON!" I yell out, I landed on Soaps hotel which is one space from Gaz's I groan, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
I flail my arms around then rest them on the table, Soap who has a ear to ear grin, "1200 please,"
"You fucking slut!" My face reddens with anger as I point at Soap.
Soap takes all of my money and shows it to Griffen, "Suck that Griffen, I'm rich!"
Gaz groans as he leans back in his chair.
After 5 minutes Gaz goes bankrupt, "Oh my god!"
"I win!" Soap cheers.
"What's all this bantering about?" Price asks as he walks to the table.
I give a grim look, "That slut won,"
Price breaks out into laughter, "Soap, I didn't know you we're a slut,"
"She's just jealous of my mad skills," Soap grins.
"Slut!" I repeat.
"Mad?" Soap grins.
Price shakes his head and pats my back, "Alex he's not a slut..." Price then grins, "It's obvious that he's a prostitute,"
"WHAT!?" Soap shouts.
Me and Gaz and Griffen roar with laughter.
"Oh my god, sick, that's what you all are," Gaz shakes his head.
I shake my head, "You mean those two are mentally sick in the head,"
"You too," Gaz adds.
I roll my eyes, "It's all fun and games until someone calls us a pervert,"
"Perverted or not we're going to see Silent Hill, you coming?" Price looks at me.
I shake my head, "Only you, John Price would let a 14 year old girl see Silent Hill,"
"Is that a yes?" Price raises his eyebrows.
"Bloody right it is," I say with a nod as I get up.
Soap grins, "When you get scared I'll stalk you at night,"
"Shut it slut," I reply.
Just then we see MacMillan, "Come on lassie, I'll let you sit next to me in theater,"
I grin and stick my tongue out at Soap, "Suck that Soap, I got MacMillan to scare you off,"
Soap groans, "Whatever,"
Smiling brightly I trot out of the room.
Wassup People!? I ummm, I know I haven't updated in like, half a month? *Blushes*
Anyways, I finished this Prank war and threw in another random story, but don't worry there's still more pranks to come :D
"I feel like a mother****ing stuck, in this duck. It makes me wanna quack like, what the **** is that!" - PewDiePie.
If you do watch PewDiePie then you'll know what I based the second story off of xD I'm sorry it was to funny! (Three Fabulous Guys On TV FanAnimation, Youtube it! Youtube it right now!)
Sincerely, Red Dawn Shadow.
