Title: The Man Who Stole My Heart

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

Rating: K+

Summary: A professional criminal Sesshoumaru in making a habit out of robbing Kagome's house. What happens when he gets caught in the act? S/K

Note: Ok so I got this idea while in English class when I was trying to think of some of the jobs Sesshoumaru hasn't had. I must admit I was also influenced by The Pink Panther concept too. nn Enjoy.

Chapter Four: What Lovely Cops You Have


Sesshoumaru sat smugly in his rather large, leather chair. Success, finally! He rolled the small pink jewel between his fingers. What trouble it had caused him. Why was this silly thing so important anyways? And, if it was so important why did that stupid girl have it? There was only one person he knew could answer this question. He hit the tiny button that called her secretary and for him to arrange a meeting with Professor Myouga. He would have his answers.

(An hour later)

Sesshoumaru stared at the TV, There on the screen was the girl, in her towel, outside. Sesshoumaru bit his lip to keep from laughing out loud. The drenched girl stomped her foot and through down the gun she had tried to use on him. It flashed over to a shot if the jewel he had taken, saying it was called the Shikon no Tama. Then it quickly flipped back over to the girl being escorted inside by two cops. Sesshoumaru smiled and flipped off the TV when his secretary informed him that his appointment had arrived. Smiling Sesshoumaru told her to send him in and spun his chair around so that the first thing the Professor would see was the chair. He loved being dramatic.

"Come in." He called at the two nervous knocks on his door. The door creaked open and a short, balding old man stepped into his office.

"Hello, Mister…" He called out nervously tugging on his tie. Sesshoumaru spun his chair around to face the man, his expression cool, calm, and collect.

"Mr. Smith." He replied.

Myouga nodded. "Mr. Smith."

"Thank You for coming on such short notice. I wanted to ask you, what is this?" Asked Sesshoumaru holding up the tiny pink jewel.

"It's a jewel sir." Sesshoumaru resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"Yes, but what kind? Why is it so important that someone would be hired to steal it?" Asked Sesshoumaru.

"May I?" Myouga asked holding out his hand, Sesshoumaru hesitated and handed it over.

Myouga held it between two chubby fingers and examined the little pink ball. "If I didn't know better I would say it resembles the Shikon no Tama."

Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. "And what is so important about the Shikon no Tama?"

"Well, everything. The Shikon no Tama was a sacred jewel that could grant three wishes. It's presumably where the legends of genies came from. The jewel is said to harbor four souls of the most powerful magicians of the feudal era and can grant you any three wishes that you want." Said Myouga handing the jewel back to Sesshoumaru.

"I see."


(Kagome POV)

That jerk! He had robbed her AGAIN! The gall! Kagome stomped her foot on the hard grass. How dare he! It wasn't until the the cop car pulled up did she realize she was naked, well nearly naked, in her front yard. Two men stepped out of the cop car, slamming there doors shut and obviously yelling at each other.

" It's not my fault you got us lost!" Said the silvered hair man.

"Well it's not my fault you didn't know which way was North!" Replied the black haired man.

"Well if you could read a map!" The silver-haired man yelled back before turning his attention the half-dressed girl.

"Are you the owner here?"

"Yes."

"We received a 911 call here, is there any trouble?"

"Yes I've been robbed!"

"Of your clothes?" Asked the black haired man.

"No! I was robbed while taking a shower." Replied Kagome huffily.

"Let's take this inside." Said the silver-haired man pointing at the camera's behind him.

Kagome nodded and they all entered the house.

"Now I'm officer Inuyasha and this is my partner Kouga."

"Yo." Said Kouga giving a slight wave. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "We'll check the house out to make sure it's secure then you can go get dressed and file out a report."

Kagome nodded and pulled her towel tighter around her. This was going to be a long day.


Chapter Four. I know, not quit as funny, but I had to move the story along. Oh, and yes I know way to short, but I'm in a bit of writer's block. Ok I have a challenge for you! Give me a phrase to use in the next chapter. It can be anything at all. 50 points to one I use! I figure by asking for phrases it can help nudge me over my writer's block.

P.S. To anyone who cares about my spring break:

My "Father, Daughter, & Dog, Bonding Trip" went well enough, but way to long, and the dog peed on me the first hour into our trip. --

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