Please don't hurt me! I know, I know. I've been away for a really long time! AND I'M SORRY, OKAY! Now, ahem, ON WITH THY SHOW!
Elrohir was seated outside of the door where everyone was holding their "secret meeting." He felt left out, so decided to speed things up.
"I know you guys are in there! You can't hide forever! I have another one! Memorandum! MEMORANDUM!"
No answer was forth coming.
"PNEUMONOULTRAMICROPICSILICOVOLCANO!" Wow, he had forgotten where he'd gotten that one, but it worked…
Glorfindel started to twitch underneath the desk. Everyone sat in silence in the small office, hoping he would forget about them. And then, Elrohir decided to pull out the big guns…
Taking a deep breath, he pushed the chair he was sitting on aside, and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"ACETYLSERYLTYROSYLSERYLISOLEUCYLTHREONYLSERYLPROL-YLSERY etc…
He went on, and on, and on. It was like listening to Ashlee Simpson album. It kept going, and going, and going…
He didn't even pause to breathe! How was that possible?
After what seemed like hours, he finished. There as still no noise coming from the door, so he left.
Elladan appeared from underneath a desk.
"That was horrible. I think it's time to put the plan in action… Erestor? Erestor?"
Erestor was too terrified to move. He finally spoke.
"Hand me a pen and a piece of paper, please."
"Why?"
"Just, don't question me, Elladan."
The paper and pen was handed over. Minutes later, Erestor showed everyone the paper.
Dearest Thranduil of Mirkwood,
You are curteously invited to attend a party for the Lords of Imladris. The pary shall be held in five days time, and we request that you bring your son Legolas along.
Sincerely,
Lord Elrond of Rivendell
Elladan was confused.
"But, there's not going to be a party in five days time…"
Erestor smiled.
"Exactly."
Dan smiled at his Adivsor, thinking he had gone off the deep end…
I apologize for the change in script. I was using fancy writing, then discovered the Arial and the one I was using beforehand was different! Darn tecnology…
Anyway, thanks to Phantom'sJedieBandiGirl for the first 2 words, and Orchid'sRain for tha really long one! Sorry I couldn't put all of it OR, but it was sooooo long! lol, thanx!
'till next time, you young scoundrels!
