Ratigan walked right around the corner where he saw the remains of his pet cat: Felicia. Her fur and her bow tie were all over the ground. He couldn't help but sob.
"Oh, Felicia. Why? Why? Why?"
Aidan Buckston and his men heard his sobbing.
"Why, sir. By dear, are you Professor Ratigan?"
"Yes. And I have just witnessed the remains of my dear Felicia."
Buckston gave him a tissue where he sobbed his tears.
"What happened to you? You look like a mess."
"Well, it was because of one scoundrel. He goes by the name of Basil Of Baker Street."
"Did you just say...Basil?"
"Yes."
"Of Baker Street?"
"Why, yes,"
"That good for nothing scoundrel!"
"You know him?"
"Do I know him? He was the one who foiled my plan to steal the Queen Mousetoria's crown. I've been wanting to kill him ever since."
"Why, we share an enemy. So just think about it. You, joining me, in getting one final revenge on Basil. And your men, too. If we do this together, he won't stand a chance against the two of us."
"What are you trying to tell me, Ratigan."
"Well, here is what I will lay out for you."
Come With Me And Join Me In An Ultimate Revenge
Against Basil Of Baker Street, A Plan That Will Avenge
Our Grudge On Him So Join And Me And
Together We Can Kill Him In One Last Stand
Buckston thought for a moment and sang:
Why, What A Brilliant Idea And So Guess What
I Shall Give My Greatest Thoughts
I Am Such A Fan Of Your Crimes
Together It Will Be A Good Time
So Go Ahead Lay It Out On The Line
Then Ratigan sang:
We Shall From A Trap And Capture His Friends
Then Find A Way To Bring Basil To An End
I've Always Hated Him The Way You Do Cause He Foiled My Plan Involving Toymaker Flaversham
And together they sang with Buckston's men as a chorus:
And Together We Shall Defeat Him
Once For And For All With A Brilliant Plan And
Together We Shall Kill In One Last Plan
And they both fell to the ground with Buckston's men laughing in the background.
