Lucied: For the anonymous person I freaked out on I apologize, I just get all worked up during my natural sugar highs!

Gohan: (raises an eyebrow) Does a natural sugar high even EXIST?

Lucied: (nods enthusiastically) Hell yeah! I had one today! It's the side affects of eating a certain type of jellybeans.

Gohan: (confused) Jellybeans? How can you get a natural sugar high on jellybeans?

Lucied: (smirks) Simple. Just eat Jolly Rancher Jellybeans until you don't have anymore. After a while the after affects kick in.

Gohan: (stares) After affects?

Lucied: (nods) The white, yet flavored, jellybean has a sort of dyed shell around it that is PURE sugar! I swear! Then the jellybean has a little sugar coating to it! (starry eyes) After a while you start to laugh at the stupidest things and make a big deal out of it; those are the after affects. Hadn't had one for months but the after affects are still alive and kickin'! My family won't let me get near a bag anymore though…

Gohan: (mumbles) Thank Kami…

Lucied: (growls dangerously—almost saiya-jin-like) What was that?!

Gohan: (cowers) NOTHING!!!

Lucied: (grumbles) Anyway sorry about the paragraphs. I'll fix that later.

Dark Blessings

Chapter 4

Gohan yawned and scratched the back of his head as he got up out of bed. (A/N: look it rhymed! (coughs) Uh…back to the story) He had only gotten about three or four hours of sleep since the chibis had him playing Grand Theft III (A/N: great game btw!) all night long. Not that he hadn't enjoyed running from every single law enforcement known to man, killing people (something he couldn't FULLY do in HFIL), and jacking sweet cars.

When he got out of the shower he felt somewhat refreshed. He hadn't had a good shower since…well; he hadn't had one in a LONG time. Holding his towel around his waist, he stared at the clothes the harp—Chichi had place on his desk the night before. He saw it last night and didn't pay any attention since he was tired but now that he got a good look…he stared at it as if it was pure evil.

Red slacks, a white long sleeved t-shirt, and a black vest with an Orange Star High badge on it. Yes, the figment of pure evil has arrived in his room. Muttering about how there was no way in hell he was going to wear that, he ki blasted the entire uniform. The fortunate desk was made out of Vegemek—Bulma's saiya-jin proof steel that worked wonders against Vegeta's angry rages—and would live to see another day.

Chichi stared at her son from HFIL, who Vegeta nicknamed "Lucifer", and glared at him at his choice of clothes: semi-baggy jeans, a black shirt, a leather jacket, a silver chain necklace, and one ear pierced with a dragon fang on it (A/N: props to Phantom Demon!). His tail was in his pants and flicked at his shoes now and then. Though it was somewhat early, the three chibis and Bulma sat at the table while Chichi placed food on it. Just as Gohan sat down there was a loud BOOM coming farther inside the house.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Gohan snickered as he began piling food on his plate and they turned to see Vegeta stomping angrily towards them. His whole body was neon green. The only thing not neon green was his hair which was a strangely glowing hot pink. "Kami…" Bulma said as she stared at him, mouth slightly agape. The three chibis were cracking up while Chichi dropped a bowl of rice she was going to place on the table.

Vegeta had a HUGE vein throbbing on his forehead and his eyes seemed to have an angry fire raging in them. "What…what happened to you Vegeta?" Bulma finally said and Vegeta growled, his eyes flashing green. Gohan thought they seemed to match his new color. "Lucifer and his demons sabotaged my GR!!! The moment I pressed the button to change the gravity I was…they were…ARGH!!! I can't even think straight!!!"

Gohan took a few quick pictures with his flash-less camera and pocketed it just as Vegeta turned his fiery glare towards him. "What was THAT?!" Gohan stared at him innocently. "What was what?" Vegeta eyed the food and sat down at the end of the table, away from Gohan who was smirking at him as he ate. Finally finished eating, Gohan took the capsules Bulma gave him and started to leave as Chichi ranted about grandchildren.

"Bye brats, bye harpy, bye woman, bye green bean." Gohan said with a smirk as he went out the door. He heard byes from the chibis, protests from Bulma and Chichi as they yelled at him for calling them that, and Vegeta's "I AM NOT A GREAN BEAN!!!" He took to the air and began his bored flight towards the school wondering if this was worth the information when he heard scream and gunshots.

He stopped his flight in interest of a fight and flew over to survey the scene. It wasn't that interesting, just some idiots robbing a bank. Usually he wouldn't care about these things but the promise of a fight drew him towards them. "Hello brainless idiots. How's your crappy day?" The leader snorted at him and flexed his muscles as he began pulling out his gun. "Hurry up a—" That was as far as he got before Gohan knocked them all out in a flash.

The cops didn't see a thing except the robber's eyes rolling into the back of their heads and falling unconscious to the ground. Gohan appeared in an alley and spit on the ground. "Humans are so weak." He muttered and threw off his badge before walking off. A helicopter landed soon and a girl with pig tails hopped out, ready to fight. "Oh hey Videl!" the chief of cops said as he munched his donut.

"So where are the crooks Chief? I'm ready to—" The Chief waved his hands to stop her. "Sorry Videl but it's already taken care of." Videl raised an eyebrow. The police definitely weren't capable of stopping a few crooks from robbing a bank. They couldn't even get a cat out of a tree without freaking out. After the old granny robbed the jewel store Videl took action. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S TAKEN CARE OF?!"

The Chief of Police cowered. "A gold blur just knocked them all out. It was amazing!" Videl scowled. "A gold fighter huh?" The Chief nodded his head quickly. "He dropped this though. Well, we think he threw it back since it crashed through one of our windows and imbedded itself into the side of one of our police cars." Videl took it from the Chief and got into her copter. It was a bent and dirty black badge with an orange star in it.

"So it goes to our school…" Videl pocketed the piece of evidence and flew off in her jet copter towards school since she was late. Gohan walked down the halls boredly with his hands in his pockets. "YOU!!!" Gohan turned to see…a hall monitor. (A/N: hehe weren't expecting that huh?) "What are you doing in the hall without a pass?!" Gohan stared boredly at the bald man that was shorter than him and wore a brown suit that matched his hair.

Meanwhile at Orange Star High…

"Do you have a hall pass?" The monitor stood at him with wide eyes and started to stutter. "Thought so." Gohan continued past him to the office and the monitor turned around and stood infront of him again. "That's beside the point! I'm allowed to walk in the halls without one!" he yelled and Gohan rolled his eyes. "Then I can too." The monitor stared blankly at him, absorbing it while Gohan walked into the office.

"Na—wow a hottie! Name?!" Gohan gave and odd look to the woman that was probably three times his age if not more. "Son, Gohan." The woman smiled flirtily at him and handed him his schedule. "Come back real soon sweetie!" Gohan left the office and the secretary, wondering if he could use this to his advantage. As he turned the corner, deep in thought (using secretary, destroying school, LOST, etc.) he bumped into someone.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!" Gohan covered his ears and glared at the girl on the ground. She had black hair put into two pigtails, a baggy white shirt, and black shorts with green boots and fighting gloves. "COULD YOU YELL ANY LOUDER? THOSE WIMPS IN HFIL DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!!" They glared at each other, then scowled, then glared again. Videl stood up and dusting off her clothes before walking off with a scowl on her face.

"Damn screaming cute banshee…" He muttered absent mindedly as he walked off. He didn't get to class until 10 minutes later. Not that he was lost; he just didn't feel like going to class that early. Plus since he was new he didn't think they'd really care if he DID get to class on time or not. Without even bothering to knock, he just walked into the classroom and slammed the door for kicks.

The teacher jumped and at the sound and tripped over her chair leg and hit the trashcan before getting up and trying to play it off. The class burst into laughter and she stifled most of them with a harsh glare. "You must be the new kid. Get lost?" Gohan just snorted and handed her the paper he got from the principal the day before. Her eyes widened. "Perfect scores? Aren't we the smart teen. I'm Mrs. Kirato your English teacher."

"Yoo-hoo! Mrs. Kirato! I have a seat here for him!" Mrs. Kirato eyed Gohan. "Gohan Son." He said with a tone that clearly said 'don't mess with me' and she motioned towards Erasa who was waving wildly. Gohan just walked up to his seat and glanced at Videl before snorting. "So the banshee is in this class too I see." Videl jumped up from her seat with a shaking fist, glaring at him. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

"MRS. SATAN!!!" Videl stared wide-eyed at Mrs. Kirato. "DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?!" Videl quickly shook her head no and shot a glare at the snickering Gohan before sitting down in her seat. "Hi! My name's Erasa!" Gohan snorted. "So I see." Videl glared at him and Erasa ignored the comment. "That's Sharpner and next to me, well, you know who SHE is."

Gohan raised an eyebrow. If he wanted to get caught up on the 7 years he missed he had to get some answers. Before he could say anything Sharpner butt in. "Dude do you have a death wish or something? Don't you even know who she is?" Gohan snorted. "Why is she important?" The three were silent and staring at him like he was crazy. "Yeah she's important! She could kick your ass to the hell and back!"

"MR. PENCIL!!!" Sharpner froze in his seat and the class sat so silent you could hear a pin drop in HFIL. "JUST FOR YOUR OUTBURST THE CLASS GETS EXTRA HOMEWORK!!!" The class groaned and glared at the shrinking Sharpner. "AND FOR YOUR LANGUAGE YOU GET A WEEK'S DETENTION!!! Now open your pages to p.34—38. That is your extra homework and p.39—45 is your homework. NOW START!!!"

The class stared at their ever mood changing teacher and began. Gohan looked at this stuff and snorted. TOO easy. He was done in minutes and muttering things about how 'she could go ahead and try'. She put it as an answer to Sharpner's outburst and snorted. "What crawled up your ass and died?" Gohan scowled. "The same thing that shoved that stick up your ass." They glared at each other and turned back to whatever they were doing.

Lunch was like a blessing to Gohan. "HEY GOHAN!" Gohan's eye twitched and he took another gulp out of the aluminum canteen of Bulma's latest experiment: Saiya-jin Lunch in a Bottle. "HEY GOHAN!" Gohan glared at the blonde standing next to him as he leaned on the lunch chair. "Could you yell any louder? I couldn't hear you!" Erasa blushed and sat down. "So Gohan…want to come sit with us?"

"Let me think about it…" He looked over to see Videl and Sharpner. "No." Erasa's face fell slightly. "Why not?" Gohan just grunted and finished off his container, then threw it into the trashcan and paused as he walked off. "Maybe some other time." Erasa just nodded. "Did Brains chicken out?" Erasa rolled her eyes at Sharpner. "No Sharpie he didn't chicken out. Well I don't think he did…anyway he just walked off. He didn't want to sit with us."

"Good." Videl said, crossing her arms over her chest and glaring at Gohan as he walked out the cafeteria doors. "I don't want trash like him sitting around me. I take people with his attitude to jail." Sharpner grinned. "That's why you should stay with me Vid-baby; I'll keep the men off your back." Videl took his arm softly…then threw him across the cafeteria and into a wall, creating a Sharpner imprint.

The cafeteria was silent as they watched Sharpner fall off the wall and hit the ground. Gohan had walked in at that moment and snickered at him but muttered "amateur" as he walked by Videl. Videl growled at him and Erasa just blinked at the entire thing. The ringing of the bell broke everyone out of their muses and they began piling out to class. "Aren't we going to help Sharpner, Videl?" Videl took one look at Sharpner, snorted, and left, Erasa tailing her.

Gohan looked around cautiously before doing a few things to Sharpner. After he was done he grinned evilly and took a few pictures. Seeing Sharpner stir, he snickered evilly and quickly went to class. Sharpner awoke and looked around dazed. He rubbed his head and smiled dazedly. "I just love how she shows her affection." (A/N: I can't believe I just wrote that…) Wondering why his clothes felt heavy and airy, he sauntered off dazedly to class.

"And if you take the square root of…" Videl tried to keep her eyes open and glanced at Erasa. She was furiously sending messages on her T-Mobile. 'Probably gossiping.' Videl thought and looked at Gohan. He was wide awake and seemed to be writing something in strange letters. He noticed her look and gave her a 'what the hell are you looking at?' look before going back to whatever he was doing. Videl was about to doze off when…

"Sorry I'm late Mr. Kosaka, Videl flung me into a wall and…" as he droned on about his excuse the whole class was staring at him, even Mr. Kosaka. Their mouths were slightly gaped at the scene before them. Videl glanced at Gohan when she heard a laugh come from him. He was on the point of tears and was covering his mouth while holding his side. Videl knew for a fact that he had something to do with this.

Sharpner was wearing a bright pink, sparkly ballroom dress. He had red lipstick, blush, and mascara on his face and his nails were painted a bright pink to match his dress. His hair was in two pigtails and tied at the ends with a pink ribbon. To top it all off he had fake breasts. Sharpner blinked and gave all of them a confused look. "What?" Gohan couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing. The class just sat there stunned and silent.

"Hey Sharpner if there's anything you need to talk about…what I mean is if there's anything you need to discuss…" Gohan couldn't get it out straight because he was laughing so much. He took a few quick pictures as he laughed. Sharpner blinked and noticed (A/N: duh) that they were staring oddly at him and looked down. He screamed—which Gohan laughed more at because it was girly—when he noticed himself for the first time.

"What happened to me?!" THUMP The class looked at Gohan who had fallen out of his chair and was holding his sides with tears in his eyes, rolling around on the ground laughing like a madman. "Sh-Sharpner…I suggest you…go to the bathroom and change or something…we're having free time for the rest of the day…" Mr. Kosaka stuttered. The class just watched as Sharpner flew out the door and heard him scream down the hall.

"Looks like Gay-Garrett found him!" Gohan said with a huge smirk. Gay-Garrett was the student hall monitor for the period and as his name proclaimed him, he was gay. EVERYONE knew he had a crush on Sharpner…except for Sharpner. When Gohan came he thrived for Gohan's attention but focused more on Sharpner then on Gohan. Mostly because Gohan promised to hook him up with Sharpner.

After the disturbing image of Sharpner and the screams of "GET AWAY!!!" and "Don't fight it my little Sharpie!" in the hall, the door was closed by Mr. Kosaka who refused to open it once Sharpner banged on it continuously, screaming and pleading to be let in before 'he' catches up. "OH MY GOSH!!! Marker got passes to Club Royal!!! Videl we HAVE to go!!!" Videl scowled. "Fine." Erasa shrieked and stared at Gohan who wondered how they got passes.

"Hmph." Deciding that that was the best answer she would get, she babbled on. The rest of the school day was less exciting though Sharpner still couldn't get out of the dress. Gohan had made sure it was tight and fitting. Plus it was Capsule Corp material; he couldn't rip that stuff off. When he got back to Capsule Corp or 'home' he smiled and looked at the clock. He had until 9. That's when Vegeta's club opened. Smirking, he went to the GR.

Lucied: (on the floor cracking up)

Gohan: (smirking) Somehow I don't feel like pitying Sharpner.

Sharpner: THAT was NOT funny!!!

Lucied and Gohan look at each other then laugh. Sharpner throws his hands up in exasperation and walks out.

Lucied: (wipes tears) Hahaha! That was great! Anyway more Videl and Gohan on the way! Don't worry though; they're just in denial right now. (smiles) Their anger shows their true feelings.

Videl and Gohan: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Lucied: (sweat drops) Uh…well would you look at the time I'm late for…uh…bye!

Runs off with Gohan and Videl chasing after her.