Hey, guys! Thought I should finish this trollfic. No one begged me to, though =(.


Robotnik giggled. Everything had to be exact. With a few presses of a button, a closet door shut. The final step was simply waiting for the hedgehog...

Sonic quickly ran into the building. With suspicion, he looked around and saw- "AUUGHHH! Someone, help!" he shrieked.

"What is it?" Robotnik asked, a bit puzzled.

"That thing!" Sonic cried, pointing at a drop of water on the ground.

A smirk popped up on the scientist's face. "Oh, that's scary, is it?" he asked, pouring himself a glass of water.

"You better stop that!"

Robotnik started mopping the floor, as soap suds scattered all over.

"I'm telling my mommy!" Sonic cried, running out the building and flying back to the tent.


Back in the tent, Sonic shivered under a blanket. Tails peaked inside.

"Oh, is little miss cry baby okay? I'll get you a glass of water. That should help."

Sonic took off the cover, still shivering. "Tails, I really need your help in this one..."

The fox sighed, but agreed.


The sight would be very comical to anyone spying: a blue hedgehog grabbing on to a tiny fox's arm, walking slowly to the entrance of a castle. At last, the team made it indoors only to find a sleeping scientist.

Tails looked around, expecting a monster, and was slightly amused to see a drop of water on the floor.

"Hmph. Looks really dirty and disgusting."

With a nod, the fox grabbed Sonic and used him as a mop.

Sonic could only yelp from the surprise, but after three seconds, the job was done.

"What? Now it's ON me!" he cried, but Tails was unimpressed.

"We need to find something to change me back, you dolt. Your task isn't finished."

"What's that?" Doctor Robotnik asked, waking up from his short slumber. With a stretch, he sat up and recollected his thoughts. Finally, the visual reminder that Sonic was inside told him to PRESS THE BUTTON!

"Aha!" he shouted as all doors instantly closed and locked, except one, which opened very slowly, giving the mad man time to explain his brilliant strategy.

"You see, Sonic, the OOC gun was just the beginning. I connected a portal from our story to the Fanfiction website, allowing me to use weapons from other peoples' stories. Behold the most powerful, stunning, and brilliant creation ever built!"

Sonic peered into the entrance. Blackness. It was a surprise when something jumped out of the door in a flash of light.

The hedgehog and fox expected to see a hideous demon. But gazing at the creature, a demon would have been preferable.

"Hi! I'm Mary!" the hedgehog squeaked.

"Robotnik!" Sonic shouted. "This isn't an OC, is it? Have mercy!"

The scientist's expression was a mixture of triumph and hatred. "Ask her who she is."

With a gulp, the hedgehog submitted. "What are you?"

Mary didn't hesitate for a second. "Oh, silly! I'm your wife! We have twenty babies! Kiss me!"

"What? NO!"

"Then face my wrath!" Mary transformed from a giggling teenage wife to her true form: an omnipotent Mary Sue, complete with fangs.

Sonic never was one to back down from a fight. "Haw! You'll have to catch me!" he said, sprinting over a sofa.

But as soon as he turned a corner, Mary was already there! It was almost if she was able to match and beat the Blue Blur's legendary speed! But no one could do that, right? He was the fastest thing alive, after all.

Mary proved that last sentence falls instantly. Sonic only had time to yell "Tails!" before dashing in a hopeless manner across the hallway.

"Don't mind me," the fox said in between bites of popcorn.

At last, it looked like Sonic was cornered. A spectator would wonder if there were multiple Marys, or if she just grew in size. And then he would run away screaming, hoping for dear life that he wasn't the next victim.

"You have defied us, Sonic. Now prepare to DIE!"

Mary extended her claws, and was about to kill the saviour of Mobius, when suddenly

"WAIT- DON'T DESTROY THAT HEDGEHOG, MARY!"

Sonic's tried to figure out what was going on. For the first time in his life, he saw Robotnik running, with a camera in his hands.

"I want to take a video of this monumental event!"

"As you wish, our lord. Now can we kill the rodent?"

Robotnik clicked a button. "Drat, out of batteries. Can you wait for a while as I install new ones?"

"That won't be necessary. We have a camera in perfect condition right here," Mary said, and grabbed a camera out of nowhere, as if by magic.

"Then what are you waiting for?"


As if the situation could get any more dramatic, Amy Rose burst in through some conveniently placed windows.

"I'll help you, Sonic, but only if you go on a date with me!"

The teenager, unable to think logically, agreed. As Amy stood between Mary and the Blue Blur, he realised that it was the first time he ever asked a girl to help him. An over attached, emotionally batty girl.

Amy stared deep into Mary's horrid eyes. It seemed as though one of them would explode from the sheer struggle. Finally, the pink rose brought out her trade-mark hammer and smashed it into Mary's claws.

The OC screamed as she dashed off, trying to form a strategy. Amy didn't allow it since she could keep the same pace easily.

"Hey! I thought I was the fastest!" Sonic cried in disbelief. He followed the two to the main entrance.

Mary's devious plan was revealed as she went back into the portal, only to return with a ray gun. She shot it into the air; no aim was necessary.

"Oh no!" Sonic cried. "What happened?"

"We're trapped in dialog tags!" Amy cried, struggling to stop talking.

"How do we get out of this?"

Amy flew to the closet, and brought out another gun, this time a direct hit at Mary.

Mary was instantly trapped in a paragraph of pure description. Her mouth dropped two and a half inches as irrelevant facts were displayed, such as the fact that she forgot to comb her hair that day. She whimpered desperately as she tried to admit defeat. Finally, she collapsed, exhausted and in a cold sweat. Gray lighting in the background, by the way.

Mary's unconscious body was thrown back through the portal, and landed in another fic where she was trapped for fifty chapters, and forced to marry another OC called Gary. They fought throughout eternity to find out who was the best.

Shortly after, Amy bopped Tails on his head with her hammer, and he returned to normal (Fancy that, right? A bop to the head, works every time).

"Sonic, was that a dream? Oh, I'm sorry that I was so mean to you!"

"It's okay, little bud. Say, mind if I have some of that popcorn?"

"AHEM," a frustrated Amy said, tapping Sonic on the shoulder.

"What is it?" Sonic asked, stuffing his face with popcorn.

"Our date."

Sonic scanned the room for possible exits.


"Sonic, was I really that rude to you? I'm so sorry!" Tails said, helping set up camp.

"I forgive you, little bro! And I'm sorry for excluding you during my battles. Would you like to join in the next one?"

Did he really have to ask that? He knew what Tails's reaction would be. They hugged. Yeah, drama drama. Anyway...


Sonic sat down in a seat, with a bubbling, pink hedgehog across the small, round table.

"And what would you like, Sonic? Everything's on me."

The hedgehog looked at the prices. How expensive could he be?

"One thing that concerns me, uh... Amy, is that... how were able to keep up with Mary?"

Amy blushed.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"If it doesn't have anything to do with romance."

Amy tugged at Sonic's ear, and looked around.

"I'm a Mary Sue, also..."

"WHAT?"

Amy giggled as she toppled back into her chair.

"Just kidding! I got rocket-powered boots on sale. They're supposed to be mentally soothing to the feet."

Sonic looked at Amy in a dreamy mood. After a few seconds, he instantly snapped out of it. She did not look cute while she was giggling! Well, actually... No! She's not cute!

But actually...

It wasn't the worst date, at least. Sonic picked up the menu. Maybe he would pay for the tip...

THE END


Thanks to the faithful and loyal readers on this site. I do enjoy hearing from you, when you say relevant things (yeah, you anon cowards).

Thanks to Qwisse, 1 Past and Present 1, ProwerPower85, TheVideoGamer, and Russian Blue Witch for their constructive criticism and support.

Thanks to Robotnik, who crushed Bot 92AD3. Thank you, so much. Seriously.