"Don't look like such a Gloomy Gus, sweetie. It wasn't THAT bad."

"You blew up the kitchen!"

"I was making peanut butter sandwiches, Bruce."

"With three sticks of C4!?!"

"I was making them the FUN way."

Bat-Glare.

"…You know that doesn't work on me. Now keep your eyes on the road before we run the boys over."

"I'm not going to-."

SCREECH!!!

"BRUCE!"

"I got it! I GOT IT!"

Silence fell over the Batmobile…

"…I think you need to go back to driving school."

"I drive just fine!"

"You almost ran over a squirrel!"

"It got in my way!"

"Squirrels don't try to commit suicide, Bruce!"

"Well, if you stopped distracting me, no squirrels would be in danger!"

"…Bruce."

"What?!"

"…A herd of kids."

"OH CRAP-!!!"

SCREECH!!!

"…I'm driving from now on."