Ello! I've been meaning to update this story, I moved it from the Shikaino section. Mainly because I know it has them as a couple, but I begin to see they aren't the main couple. Its more of a comedy and in the end it will be more of Naruhina anyways. Well I hope you still like the story, and I hope you new viewers enjoy!


And so the hospital bracelet led them here, to a small mini like hospital that looked like it was for the lower level citizens, Neji made a face of annoyance as someone coughed in his face. He really wished the man before him would hurry and find his files from the night before and tell them if he knows where the hell Shikamaru was, "Ah here you are, Neji Hyuuga right? Well you had just got a mild concussion and it seems you were under some type of drug." The three boys made a face towards the doctor before Neji spoke up, "No you must be mistaken, I don't do drugs. We were drinking last night so it must have been the alcohol."

The doctor gave Neji a bored expression, "Look it's not like I'm gonna report you as being a drug addict to the authorities or anything. I get guys like you in all the time, plus you barely had any alcohol in your system. What you did have in your system was a heavy dosage of Rohypnol, which common civilians use all the time at parties and to rape someone." The doctor said this so calm and continued looking through Neji's file, the boys however was looking at Neji in shock. "Are you saying I was RAPED?!" Neji actually looked afraid especially at the thought of infidelity, "Hmm well….no." The doctor did a quick scan and saw that the Hyuuga was unharmed in that manner.

"However I think you all had it in your system because you were all acting wacked out of your mind like Mr. Hyuuga here. You guys look like you have good jobs so you watch out and don't make this drug a habit." The doctor put on a serious face expression and pointed his finger close to Naruto's face, who got crossed eyed trying to eye the finger. Sasuke slowly moved the offending finger out the way, "Look Doc, our comrade is missing. Was he with us last night? Tall guy, dark hair, lazy looking?" The doctor thought for a moment, "Hey it was really crowded last night so I wouldn't be sure if you had someone with you or not."

"Uh come on, he had a pineapple shaped head!" Naruto blurted out in desperation, causing Neji to glare at him, "Moron! That's a horrible description-"

"Ohhh! The pineapple head, tall guy with dark hair Shikamaru was his name right?" Neji face palmed at that moment, he was certainly surrounded by idiots.

"Yes he was there with you guys, but look I seriously have things to do. It's called SAVING LIVES, besides I really don't remember that much." Neji took a deep breath and pulled out some money from his pocket and started waving it in the doctor's face who was washing his hands, "Look sir, would this help you in jump starting your memory?" The doctor looked at Neji and then the money, "Hmm okay, tuck it in my pocket and walk with me." Neji did as the doctor told him and they all walked down the hall to the doctor's next appointment. There stood an elderly man in the white hospital room who could be in his 80's, the doctor was listening to his chest at the moment. "Like I said, you guys were all wacked out your mind what else is there to say? Okay I'm going to need you to give me three good coughs okay Mr. Sketch?"

Sasuke was about to ask the first question when the elderly man coughed right in his face, causing him to smell the mans foul breath and scrunch up his face and start gagging. "Uhh I think Sasuke here was going to ask you umm, was there anything that we talked about last night that was catching to you? Anything that could be helpful? Naruto was having a hard time staying focus because now the doctor was removing the elderly man's robe. "Hmm you guys kept talking a lot about a wedding you guys attended, blonde here kept saying 'you are so dead'. Okay Mr. Sketch give me three good coughs now." Sasuke this time moved out of the mans way as he coughed, he looked over at Naruto who seemed to be in a trance at the mans…lower region's reaction to him coughing. Neji rolled his eyes at this, they were getting nowhere! "Okay that's enough, I want my money back you don't have a clue what the hell happened last night. Of course we would bring up the wedding, he's the one getting married!" The doctor haled up his hands stopping Neji, "Hey hey, look this might help. You guys said the wedding was so cool at the Icha Icha chapel, so if you go there you'll find some useful help." Neji felt more at ease by this and pulled out a pen and paper, "Okay that's helpful, do you know the address to this place?"

The doctor stared at the three boys before saying something that's going to put him in a lot of pain, "Yeah it's on the corner of go find a fucking map."


"So where did you dump the body?" Sakura asked Tenten as she came back into the room, wiping the sweat from her face, "I carried that heavy crack head all the way to the top floor and dumped him in the ice machine. No one seems to go up there and I wasn't spotted so we're good however we are still bride less." Tenten flopped down on the couch and rubbed her face this was so stressful, where the heck was Ino. She looked over at Sakura and then Hinata…wait what the hell?

"Sakura turn to your left for me." Sakura looked at Tenten strangely and did as told, Hinata walked over to where Tenten was and looked at her point of view. Both of their eyes lit up and Hinata's mouth hung wide open, "Sakura your head." Sakura stared at Hinata and opened her mouth wide as well, "No…your head." Tenten did a double take and looked at Hinata too.

"WHAT THE HELL HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE THIS EARLIER!" Tenten waved her arms around crazy she supposed they were suffering from there hangover and crack head so much they didn't notice, "Sakura you have a giant flower tattooed on your face and Hinata your hair is gone! Well it's actually trimmed down on the sides into a Mohawk, but that is beside the point! What in the heck went on last night!?" Tenten was running her hands on her face to ensure she doesn't have a tattoo on it as well, "You have got to be kidding me?!" Sakura ran to the nearest mirror and examined the tattoo, "My FACE, my beautiful, beautiful FACE! Sasuke is gonna flip when he sees this, I look like a thug!"

Hinata looked in a different mirror and was observing the short cut on the sides and the long hair in the middle, "Cool a Mohawk…" Tenten rolled her eyes the girl was so weird, "Okay look Sakura you can always get that tattoo removed and Hinata…just come over here. Lets just rummage through our clothes and purses to see if we have anything in it that would be of use." Sakura and Hinata did as told, they found receipts, bananas for the monkey and other random stuff until Sakura finally squealed at something. "Kami! This is a note I wrote to myself I guess while I was drunk, it says to pay the bail money this morning. Guy's I…I think Ino's in jail!" Sakura's face was full of shock as she read from the paper.

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..."Hinata…Hinata please stop CRYING!"


Neji didn't want to hurt the doctor, but they didn't know there way around this place and they NEEDED directions, so violence was the only answer he could think of. Well either way they made it to the foul looking chapel and they were greeted by a hyper elderly man, "AWWW my friends! How are you?!" The man basically attacks them with hugs and kisses on the cheek, he was a short man with long grey hair and small brown eyes. Weird looking guy he was, "What you guys not happy to see me?" The angry look of the man actually startled the boys, "No no no! It's not like that, we're just having a hard time…remembering you." Naruto felt bad for saying this, he liked the old man he even hugged him back!

The man looked at them confused, "Eh how could you forget such an amazing wedding!? Ahhh this guy right here, marrying that lovely looking lady. She is a very attractive lady and I could tell she bought out the…wild side in you! You guys are perfect for each other!" The man was so energetic and passionate about the wedding when he looked at Sasuke, who in return looked at the man like he was insane. "Wait…you're saying I got married?"

The old man shook this head and Sasuke could have died at that very moment, "Ohhh I see now why we were saying 'you're so dead'!" Sasuke didn't even pay Naruto any attention as he was left shocked at the realization that he's married and it's not Sakura. If Sakura found out about this mistake, he would NEVER have his balls back. "Sakura CANNOT find out about this, annul this stupid marriage now." Sasuke was saying this just as the old man's 'wife', who was so young she could be mistaken for his little daughter, came out with their wedding packet gifts. He pulled out one of the gifts from the box and saw a coffee mug with him hugging…

"IT'S HER!" Neji and Naruto who were busy going through the box and wearing Sasuke wedding hats looked up at him, "It's who?" Sasuke dropped the coffee mug back into the box glaring at it, "It's the girl from the hotel earlier the one I told you two about." Naruto took off his hat to look at the picture, "O so this is the chick that hit you in the balls? Tsk teme teme teme, why do you like the girls with giant foreheads and bad tempers?" Neji couldn't help but to laugh at a messed up situation, Sasuke continued to ignore Naruto and paid full attention to the man before him. "I said to annul this…NOW." The guy held up his hands and gave a nervous smile, "I can do that, so sad to see you break such a lovely ladies heart, but I'll do it. However I do need the lovely lady here with me to do it."

Sasuke's eyes began to turn a glowing red and he was showing the man why he was someone not to be messed with, "No I don't think you need her here."

"Eh you're right, pfft forget the bimbo. Hey what are you doing just staring at this nice young man huh? Go annul this horrible marriage and give him the paperwork to let him know everything is good!" The young wife scrambled to the back room to handle the paperwork, Sasuke turned around to see Naruto still wearing the hat. He snatched the hat off and ripped it apart, "Jeez Sasuke you could have just asked for the hat." Came Naruto's mumbled reply.


They were very worried for Ino, but at the same time they were relieved she was okay! As the girls walked through the police station door Sakura was thinking of ways she could joke Ino about being a locked up pregnant women. Tenten walked up to the front desk and held up paperwork to the clerk, "Hi, we paid bail for our friend Yamanaka Ino. They said she was here at this department." The clerk took the paperwork from Tenten and ran it through the system, "Ahh yes, she's in the 'drunk tank' just wait one moment while we get her out."

Hinata had a look of worry on her face, "Ino was drinking while pregnant!?" The clerk shrugged his shoulder and pointed towards the door were a very old lady was wheel chaired out, the lady had grey hair and was smiling at them. "She doesn't look pregnant to me, seems too old. She was indeed drunk though." Tenten's mouth just hung open as she stared at the clerk and at the old lady, "Are you serious? Does this lady look like she's a pregnant woman in her 20's?!" Again the clerk shrugged his shoulders and waved them off.

Sakura bent down towards the elderly lady and spoke in a loud voice, "DO YOU KNOW WHERE OUR FRIEND IS? HER NAME IS INO, SHE HAS BLOND HAIR AND-" The clerk stopped Sakura before she broke someone's eardrum, "Ma'am she doesn't speak, we've been trying to get her to talk but so far we've gotten nothing."

Tenten glared at the man while pointing at the wheel-chaired lady, "And what sir do you expect us to do with her?! She's not who we even paid to bail out!" To her annoyance the clerk once again shrugged his shoulders, "Take her to where all monks around this area live at. It's just up North, here are the directions. They end up here a lot of times because people like you like taking them from their homes for laughs and giggles." Tenten's mouth hung open and then her face turned red with anger, "If you knew this wasn't our friend then why did you waste our time. You could have just said this monk ended up with your friends information!" The clerk put down his pen and stared at Tenten bored, "Ma'am how am I suppose to know this wasn't your friend to begin with? I don't even know you, this ID card on her could have been her years ago. Now don't be mad at me because you and your friends got wasted and lost your other friend now if you want to file a missing per-"

"Fuck off." Tenten snatched the directions from the clerk's desk and stormed off with the girls.

As the girls were on their way to the monk's sanctuary, Hinata pulled out some food for the monkey. She gave the adorable monkey the banana and placed it on the older woman's lap for she was pushing her wheelchair. Hinata giggled as the monkey jumped down onto the lady's lap and did something funny, "Oi guys…look!" Hinata said in between giggles, Sakura and Tenten looked down from the map to see the monkey holding the banana up from the woman's crotch area nibbling on the banana making it look like the monkey was giving her a blowjob.

As Hinata laughed at this so were people they were passing by and in the end so was Sakura and Tenten, what weird them out however was the old lady petting the monkey and rolling her head back like she was enjoying it…


Eh, thats the end of this chappie! I'm enjoying where this story is going and hopefully you are too, I figured it would be a little more funny with Hinata and Sakura seeing the haircut and tattoo this chappie. Idk why lol, also I figured what roles I want Neji and Sasuke hopefully you guys can catch on to it! Well see you next time :-) Oh and don't forget to review!