A/N: I'm back with my FOURT YAAAAAYYYY MuffinClan challenge, and it's a troll-fic. I to say sorry if it seems as if I have abounded my REAL story, but I haven't. I will get back to writing once I've become a MuffinClan warrior!

ALLEGIANCES

EasyClan

LEADER

RADIOACTIVESTAR – yellow tom with strange black stripes on his back

DEPUTY

IPHONEFOUR – white she-cat with round eyes

MEDICINE CAT

EVILLAUGH red tom with blue eyes and black spots

WARRIORS

STARGLEAM – purple she-cat with white star on her forehead and rainbow colored eyes apprentice: Obsidianpaw

BULLDOZER – black tom with green eyes and white tail tip

SCHOOLBAG – dark brown tom with markings on his left flank

MINECRAFTGAMBLER – brown she-cat with greenish fur on her back

COOKIECLICKER – blond she-cat with brown spots

BADBOY – always singing black tom with amber eyes

CROWFOOD – unwanted she-cat with gray eyes apprentice: Sleepingpaw

IHATEHOMEWORKDIRECTOR – extremely lazy tom with weird eyes

APPRENTICE

OBSIDIANPAW – she-cat with no appearance

SLEEPINGPAW – long furred blond she-cat with green eyes

FLAPPYPAW – red tom with blue eyes

QUEEN

DAWNHEART – beautiful long furred she-cat with blue eyes (kits: LOVEKIT – extremely beautiful and gorgeous she-kit with pink fur with many white heart shapes on it and deep blue eyes; YOURCLANHATESYOUKIT – dark tom, no cat likes him)

ELDERS (We kill them, because they aren't easy enough)

PROLOGUE

Many strange cats gathered around a small blue lake.

"WHAT IS IT, FIRESTAR?!" a small white kit yelled. "No need to yell at me, Snowkit" a ginger tom (probably Firestar) replied, and continued,

"From out the easy love will defeat the hated Obsidian star,"

The other cats murmured.

Then a blue cat spoke, "Go and tell Evillaugh!" You could hear cats scream things like, NO he's evil, but Firestar didn't mind. He walked away and left the catsalone.

CHAPTER ONE

The sun had just risen as Dawnheart woke her kit. "Hey, Lovekit! Come today you will be an apprentice, because the Clan loves you much!" The beautiful she-cat squeaked and Lovekit's pink body started to move.

"What is it, Mama?" she murmured, sleepy.

Then she knew. This would be THE day, the day she would become an apprentice. She jumped up and pounced outside.

"Lalalalala" she sang the whole Clan stopped doing whatever they were doing. After a moment of silence they started cheering. But they stopped as Lovekit's brother, Yourclanhatesyoukit, stepped out of the nursery.

Suddenly Radioaktivestar shouted down from the Stony Rock, "All cats that are old enough to kill an elder must be here any second now!"

The cats gathered around the Stony Rock and listened to their leader's words.

"We have gathered here today to make a kit an apprentice," his eyes shone. "Lovekit," he mewed. "Step forward, I will make you an apprentice even so you are only three moons old, because you are totally awesome!"

The Clan cheered. The only cat not cheering was Yourclanhatesyoukit. He just stood there and did nothing. Then Iphonefour asked him, "Why aren't you cheering?"

The little kit replied, "I won't cheer for such a dumbass, like that sister of mine,"

"Yourclanhatesyoukit! Don't you dare say such mean things to your sister!" Lovekit's mother scolded her son. But the tom just looked away and ignored his Clan.

"Anyway," Radioactivestar started again. "Lovekit, from this moment on, you shall be known as Lovepaw. Also I don't see the point in making you an apprentice, when you can be a warrior already," the yellow tom sighed.

"And because you are so awesome, I will be your mentor"

Then the whole Clan started to yowl, "LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Lovepaw felt so good. She knew that she would have to wait for being a warrior not too long.

She grinned, but stopped she saw how her brother was suffering. Then she put on an evil grin.

'Serves him right' she thought as she turned to walk to her mentor. Then she noticed something. He looked so cool.

CHAPTER TWO

The sun shone and Lovepaw padded outside the apprentice den. Today would be her third day as an apprentice, and she TOTALLY hated Obsidianpaw. Of course EVERY cat, incuding Radioactivestar, loved her, but Obsidianpaw kinda had a crush on her leader as well.

It was somehow frustrating. And it seemed as if the yellow leader had laid an eye on the she-cat, which has no appearance.

But today would be the day on which she would go hunting with Radioactivestar, alone. Lovepaw smiled and made plans.

Until SUDDENLY Evillaugh krept up from behind her. "There is a prophecy it says something like the easy love with kill the hated obsidian star, but to behonest, I just forgot what it really said," the medicine cat looked strange and dissapeared into thin air. Ok the cat didn't disappear into thin dust, just hid behind a stone.

Lovepaw rolled her eyes.

"Mentor, mentor," she shrieked as she saw her leader standing just a few tail-lengths away from her. But then she saw that he was making out with Stargleam!

SHOCK!

The little hearts on Lovepaw's pelt dropped and tthe pink she-cat turned around and ran away.

Suddenly she tripped and fell, right before the paws of a white and red tom. As the little she-cat looked up she saw right into the orange eyes of a tom. They were so beautiful that she just fainted.

THE END

No, just a joke.

A/N: So, how was it? Did you like it? Hated it? You can flame if you want, for me flames are just another way of showing citizen.