Okayz, one of my reviewers PMed me an awesome idea! So...this is dedicated to you, leogirl321! And there will be a smudge of Gaamatsu in here.
And I'm really sorry for the late update. I'm in Vietnam with some relatives, and we just a pre-birthday party for me before I go back to USA. Yes, I'm very upset that I missed the 4th of July. Okay, enough with my rant...ON WITH THE STORY!
"GAARA!" shrieked a blonde kunoichi in pain.
"Yes, dear beloved sister?" the redhead asked innocentlỵ
"That...was...my...FOOT!" Temari yelled, lifting up her right foot where a huge, blue bruise was.
You see, after a few months of collecting skunks around the world, they became endangered, almost extinct. Of course, Gaara couldn't stand to see all of his smelly friends leave him (even if he was the reason why there were only a few of them left).
Now, they were on there way to a close country that had no shinobi: China. After searching through some weird magazines, Gaara had learned that the most interesting creatures were the really, really deadly ones, which were in China. He had persuaded Matsuri to let him go on the journey, and he suceeded. Now, they were taking their bags to the wagon that would carry the four people to China (Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, and Matsuri).
"Erm...Gaara-danna?" Matsuri asked.
"Yes, my beloved-Matsuri-who-saved-my-interest-in-animals?"
This earned a sweatdrop from all three of his companions.
Not that he noticed, anywaỵ
"Well, what exactly are you planning to bring back to Suna this time?" Matsrui continued.
"Well...there are..."
The other three leaned in closer, furthermore increasing the suspense.
"A TIGER, A KRAIT, A CAMEL SPIDER, AND A COBRAAAAA!" he screamed, shattering everyone's ears.
In Konoha
"Naruto, did you hear anything?" Neji asked Naruto.
They were in the training grounds, trying to see who had more skill.
"What? You need to have your ears checked, Neji."
In Hokage Tower
"Lady Hokage, I suggest we get ready for battle. There have been suspicions that Suna is collecting deadly animals to attack -" the ANBU was interrupted.
"No, no. You've got it all wrong. Gaara is going to collect those animals for...umm...research. Yeah, research."
If Tsunade told them of Gaara's true intentions, they would be attacked for sure.
Back in China
"Gaara-danna?"
"Yes?"
"Why...Why are the animals chasing us?"
"They like us, Matsuri-chan."
"Then...WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THEIR DEADLY WEAPONS?!" a very tired Kankuro screamed.
Trying to keep your life from the deadly animals took sweat, speed, and the ability to hide the fact that you were about to wet your pants from fear.
"Erm, I should try to catch them now."
Due to the rating of this fanfic, the authoress has decided to let the readers let their imaginations run wild. Have fun!
"Gaara, I feel sorry for these animals."
"Why, Temari?"
"Just look at them...They're half dead!"
It was true. Each animal was either starving or laying as still as stone.
"Oh. They died. Baki! Can you get rid of their bodies?"
The ninja scurried in and out, getting rid of the animals.
Matsuri, Temari, and Kankuro stood, gaping at all their hard work put to waste.
"Well! Back to pandas!" Gaara said, as if he didn't care that his hard work was for nothing.
"G-Gaara, they're extinct now," Temari said matter-of-factly.
"I MEANT CARDBOARD PANDAS!" he screamed back.
That was the day the world shook.
Literally.
So...was it okay? I hope it was, I don't really know.
I hope you liked this chapter, leogirl321. This was really fun!
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