Chapter 4
"Max!" I hear before a pillow hit me.
"Max!" this time I caught the pillow.
"Hit me one more time ad I break your neck." I growl.
"Gazzy! I'm gonna kill you!" I hear Nudge and Angel yell as I hear Gazzy's cackle.
"Gazzy, what did you do?" Fang yelled.
"Max don't kill me but we kind of need your help." Iggy whispers. I groaned and stood up. Iggy stepped aside as I marched out of the room.
"What the hell is going on out here!" I yell as Nudge pinned Gazzy.
"Gazzy made my blush blow up!" Nudge screamed turning to face me. Her whole face was bright pink. I tried so hard not to laugh but it didn't work.
"Max!" she whined.
"Sorry, it's just really funny." I snort. Yes I snorted.
"Then Gazzy threw a bucket of water at me!" Angel screamed from Fangs arms. I arched a brow at him.
"She was a bigger threat than Nudge." He explained. I nod.
"Is Dylan here?" I ask.
"How the hell should I know?" Fan barked just before Angel's elbow collided with his ribs. She then flipped him.
"Nice one Ange. I'm glad someone learned something from me." I say turning and heading towards Dylan's room. I open the door and see his sleeping form.
"Dylan," I whisper, shaking him slightly, "wake up."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."
"I don't want to."
"Please. I need your help."
"With what?" he whines.
"Angel!" Fang yells.
"Gazzy!" his sister screeches.
"Woa watch out for the blind…"
"Shut up Iggy!" everyone yelled.
"That." I say answering his question.
"Ugh, fine, but you owe me." Dylan says getting up.
"Thank you." We go out in time for Dylan to catch Angel.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" he asks her.
"Dylan!" I yell at him.
"She's thirteen. Get over it."
"I'm gonna kill him!" Angel struggles in Dylan's arms.
"I would let you kill all of them, but I think then Max would kill me. So I'm sorry I can't let you." He rambles.
"Dylan! Let me go!" she screeches.
"Ange, he wont let go and don't even think about doing what I know your thinking about doing." I tell her quickly before going over to help Fang pull Nudge off of Gazzy.
"You little twerp!" she said.
"Wow shortest sentence to ever come out of Nudges mouth." Fang scoffed.
"Wow longest sentence Fang has ever graced us with." Nudge remarks as we shove her onto the couch.
"If only." I mutter turning to the boy curled into the fetal position. "Gazzy, talk, now!"
"I may have thrown a stink bomb in the bathroom when the girls were in there." He whispers.
"Gazzy!" I yell. "That's my bathroom! Goddam it!"
"Sorry Max." I hear Nudge giggle then see her get up and whisper something to Fang making him smirk.
"What?" I ask scared of the answer. Angel started laughing now. What were they thinking?
"Ok you win." Dylan laughs letting go of Angel.
"So we all agree?" Angel laughs.
"Yes!" they all say.
"What?" I whine.
"Nothing, nothing. We just all agree that it's nice to have the old Max back. Max the leader." Iggy says.
"Don't get used to it. Once you people leave my life will go back to normal."
"Max, you're gonna save the world. There will never be anything normal in you life again, not that there was ever anything normal anyway." Angel informs me.
"God I hate my life." I sigh. "Well I'm gonna get some food then go to my moms, Ella and I had some plans. Ange, you want your normal?" I ask her heading to the kitchen.
"Yes please." She says following me.
"Wait is Max about to cook?" Iggy laughs. "Oh I gotta see this."
"Too bad you can't." Fang and I say at the same time.
"That's still freaky. Isn't that freaky? I mean who does that? How do you do that? Are one of you a telepath and not telling us? Oh, I want to be a telepath. That would be so amazballs! Zomygod now I wish I were Angel. Ooh hen I'd be able to make Gazzy slap himself. But that would be lame and…" Gazzy slapped his hand over Nudges mouth before she could continue.
"First, trust me when I say you don't want to be me. Second neither of them can read minds and you don't want to be in their heads, especially Fangs. Oh and I've gotten Gazzy to slap himself and it was hilarious, partially because it was in front of all of his friends." Angel answered her long ass rant.
I stifled a laugh as I pulled a pan out of the cabinet.
"Hey Max make me one too?" Dylan asks jumping up onto the counter next to me.
"Yeah sure. Don't you have work?"
"Shit!" he jumped of the counter and took off. "Can I get one to go?"
"Yeah, sure!" Angel giggled at my answer. "What?"
"Nothing, just heard something." I looked over and she looked at Fang then nodded towards where Dylan had gone.
Oh god! Do I even want to know? I think to her.
I don't know. It's pretty funny for Nudge and I though. Right then Nudge looked at her and bit her lip holding back laughter.
Crap.
"Don't worry Max." Angel says. And that scared
