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Chapter 5

Welcome Back Naruto-kun

Naruto was looking at the sleeping Tsunade. He look at her as if she was a goddess. His nose started to run as blood came out of. Noticing the huge amount of cleavage Tsunade was showing. Naruto had unhooked all the wires on him. He walked through the hallways. He went into the food court.

"Nani can I get you sir?" the cashier asked.

"Ramen every flavor you got also a couple of Naruto's some pocky and dango" Naruto replied.

"That will be 450 ryo please" the cashier said. Naruto gave him the money and sat down.

"Itadakimasu" Naruto said. He started eating the food as if he was in a cave for 2 months. Sakura had just walked into the hospital starting her day shift. She was walking through the hospital when she end up at the food court. She saw the person at the table and walked up to him.

"Excuse me sir but this is not a time to be awake" Sakura said. When the man turned his face she saw it was Naruto and fainted. Naruto saw the fainted Sakura and picked her up. He quickly shushin to his room laid Sakura's on the bed and put a pillow under her and Tsunade's head. Naruto quickly moved back to the food court and started eating again. He finished up the food and stood up.

"Ah finally a good snack" Naruto said. The cashier face faulted.

"If that was a snack I don't want to know I don't want to know what's a full meal for him" the cashier said. Naruto walked to his room. Naruto walked slowly to his room. When he got there Tsunade had just woken up.

"Oi Tsunade-chan how was your nap" Naruto said grinning.

"It was nice until you put the pillow under my head instead of letting me lay one your lap" Tsunade said. She just notice what she said and hope no one heard her.

"So when is everybody coming to visit me?" Naruto asked.

"In an hour" Tsunade replied.

"Great I have enough time to hide" Naruto said.

"Naruto-kun nani are you planning?" Tsunade asked.

"Oh I'm gonna hide and when everybody comes in you pretend to look for me and they'll be all scared then I jump out and everyone gets shocked" Naruto said not noticing she called him Naruto-kun.

"Well even tough I'm against your pranks I'll allow this one" Tsunade said.

"Yosh now all I need is a good hiding place" Naruto said. He was looking everywhere. He then opened the window and decided to hide on the roof. Naruto stayed on the roof. After what seemed to be 30 minutes Naruto fell asleep. He woke up when he heard Gai and Lee.

"So how is Naruto-kun?" Gai asked. He looked at the bed and saw that it was empty.

"Hokage-sama nande is Naruto-kun?" Lee asked also seeing that the bed was empty.

"Nani he's not here?" Tsunade said playing along.

"Tsunade-sama weren't you with Naruto all night?" Sakura asked. Everybody was looking everywhere worried.

"Now's my cue" Naruto jumped into the room. "Yo" he said. Everybody stood there in shock with their mouths hanging to the ground. "So how's everything?" That's when Gai and Lee hugged him.

"Naruto-kun your flames of youth had brought you back" Gai and Lee said.

"Yeah now can you let go of me" Naruto said.

"Gomen Naruto-kun but were happy to see that your back" Lee said. Tenten and Temari hugged him so did Sakura and Hinata. Neji was happy his friend/rival was back. Tenten was the first to speak.

"Naruto-kun how long will you be here for?" Tenten asked.

"For 3 days but Tony I looking for a way to let me stay here for a month" Naruto replied. Tenten kept on holding one of his arms. While Temari held his other arm. That's when Anko and Kurenai came in.

"Naru-chan" Anko said pushing Naruto's face into her chest seeing that he was awake.

"Anko….-sensei….can't breath" Naruto said. She still held onto him. Kurenai and all the chuunin girls tried to pull her off.

"Oi Naru-chan" Anko whispered "How about me and you go out tonight meet me at my house at 7:3- ok". Anko let go of him. Naruto was panting heavily.

"Lucky bastard" All the guys said. Shikamaru was punch by Ino by that comment. Anko winked at Naruto.

"Ok Naruto is able to leave the hospital but has to stay with someone" Tsunade said. All the girls head perked up (except Ino of course). The girls were about to say something but Anko spoke first.

"I'll let him stay at my house" Anko said. All the girls let their arms sag at defeat.

"Ok but only for today he'll be alternating everyday tomorrow he'll be stay with me and his final day he'll stay with….Hinata" Tsunade said. Hinata looked up in shock. She knew Kiba wouldn't like it but what he doesn't know wouldn't hurt him. Anko walk to Naruto and grabbed his arm. She started pulling him.

"Matte matte I couldn't say bye" Naruto said.

"Ja ne" Tsunade said as he was pulled out the room.

"So Naru-chan the date won't happen since your staying with me" Anko said.

"I hope Tony isn't in the same trouble as me" Naruto whispered to himself.

In the Marvel Universe

The huge blue demon had smacked Captain America. Captain America got back up and ran to the demon. He drop kicked it and threw his shield. Iron Man shot the demon with his repulsor cannon. The demon turned around and grabbed him. It lifted Iron Man and threw him at the wall.

"Where's the child?" It asked. Captain America kicked it, and then punched it. He grabbed its arm and threw it to a wall. The demon stood back up as if nothing happened. It walked to Captain America. It was about to attack when Spider-man kicked it. Wolverine ran and cut it on the face. The demon grabbed Wolverine and threw him to Spider-man. "Terra thunder". The demon shot out a silver thunder hitting all the Avengers. It grabbed Spider-man. He choked him putting more pressure on his grip. Spider-man was gasping for air when an energy beam hit the demon in its face. Iron Man had his hand out charging for a repulsor ray. The demon raised its hands and meteors fell to the ground. Iron Man held a repulsor shield protecting the avengers. That's when the sound of a motor cycle coming could be heard. The motor cycle came and a man threw his chain catching the demon's arm. He pulled a shotgun out and started to blast the demon. The demon stopped the assault and looked at the man. "Mephisto's ghost ride huh well I guess I should leave". The demon disappeared.

"Blackheart had betrayed Mephisto and is trying to get the child" Ghost rider said.

"I hope Naruto is doing better than we are" Spider-man said.

Back to Konoha

Naruto and Anko had finally reach there destination.

"So Naru-chan what do you want to do?" Anko asked.

"Eat" He replied. Anko had an evil grin on.

"I know the perfect place to go" Anko said. She grabbed him and pulled him into a restaurant. "This is my favorite place to go since they don't give a damn what you do"

"El Diablo Chouriba" Naruto said reading the sign. "Sound like a good place". They took a seat near the end of the store where no other customer can see them. Anko sat next to Naruto instead of on the other side. Anko started to rub Naruto's stomach.

"Wow Naru-chan you have some nice abs it feels good to rub them". Naruto started to blush he hadn't really been complimented before. Anko kept on feeling Naruto until the waitress came.

"Konichiwa, excuse me I'm ready to take your orders" the waitress said. Naruto turned and saw who it was.

"Ayame-chan" Naruto said.

"Naruto" the waitress said. "Naruto please don't tell my dad he'll kill me".

"Hai I'll keep it a secret Ayame-chan" Naruto said. Ayame hugged Naruto.

"Arigatou Arigato gozaimasu" Ayame said. "So Naruto are you on a date with this girl?"

"Oh yeah this is Anko" Naruto said. "Anko this is Ayame". The two girls shook hands.

"So what would you like?" Ayame asked sweetly.

"I'll have the ramen dish" Naruto said.

"And I'll have some dango" Anko said

"Your food will be here shortly" Ayame said bowing. Anko turned to Naruto. They stared unto each others eyes. Anko pulled Naruto into a kiss. Kiba and Hinata walked into the restaurant. Kiba saw Naruto making out.

"Yahoo go Naruto making out with a hottie" Kiba said. Hinata turned her head and saw the two. She immediately got jealous of Anko. Naruto couldn't breathe because of Anko holding his head down. Forcing her tongue in his mouth touching his Naruto felt like he had to throw up. His face was turning blue. He was moving his hands until he grabbed something. His eye were close so he didn't see what he grabbed. He gave what he held a squeeze and heard Anko moan. Now Hinata was extremely jealous, so was Kiba. Naruto opened his eyes to see his hands on Anko's breast. He let go and turned the other way. Naruto grabbed a glass of water and chugged it down. Naruto was panting from not getting air.

"Anko pant sensei pant why did pant you do that?" Naruto asked.

"Because I couldn't resist you. Your just so kawaii" Anko said hugging Naruto. She pushed his head towards her chest. Kiba was now flaming mad and Hinata was releasing a powerful killer intent. That's when their food came. Anko released Naruto so they could eat. Anko was eating her food fast. "So Naru-chan are you still a virgin". At that moment everyone in the restaurant stopped to look at them. "Nani the hell are you looking at? Turn around". Everyone went back to what they were doing. "So are you"

"Yes I am" Naruto said.

"Want me to change that?" Anko asked. Naruto started choking on his ramen.

"coughcough NANI?!" Naruto said.

"You heard me do you want me to take your virginity?" Anko said. Hinata had a massive wave of killer intent coming off of her. Kiba was shaking with fear because of Hinata.

"Hinata calm down" Kiba said. She just glared at him causing him to hide behind a table. Akamaru had his tail between his legs as he hid behind Kiba. Anko shivered feeling the killer intent. Naruto act like nothing was there.

"Hell no I wouldn't want you to" Naruto said. Anko had shaken it off to reply.

"Come on Naru-chan don't you want me to ride you" Anko said. All inhabitants of the restaurant had spit out whatever they had in there mouths. Hinata had finally lost her patience she immediately appeared to where they were.

"When could she move that fast?" Naruto asked himself.

"Now listen if Naruto-kun said no then its no" Hinata said.

"Alright god if I didn't know better I would have thought you were in love with him" Anko said. Causing Hinata to turn red as a tomato. Kiba walked to the table.

"Mind if we sit here" Kiba said.

"No" Naruto said. Ayame had came back.

"So would you two like anything" Ayame said to Kiba and Hinata.

"Yes" He said. (Skipping what they ordered). "So Naruto how does it feel to be back"

"It's been good but I'm only gonna be hear for three days" Naruto said.

"Hinata didn't tell me. How that how about we hang out one of these days?" Kiba asked.

"Sorry Kiba I'm booked up maybe the next time I come back" Naruto said.

"Okay, here's the food" Kiba. Ayame put the food down.

"I'll see you later I'm done for the day going back to the ramen shop" Ayame said.

"Ja ne Ayame-chan" Naruto said.

"Itadakimasu" Kiba said. Kiba put some food on a plate and gave it to Akamaru. They started to devour their food. Hinata ate slowly embarrassed by Kiba's manners.

"Kiba eat like a human even though Akamaru is chowing down his food too he is still showing better manners then you" Naruto said. Kiba had stopped eating.

"Naruto your lucky Hinata is here or I would have kick your as" Kiba said. He started eating normally. "Well that was good" Kiba had finish the last piece of food on his plate. Another waitress had came.

"Excuse me, are you guys finish?" she said.

"Yes, can you make the bills separate?" Anko asked she left then came back with two papers. And put them down.

"Well we're going we shall see you whenever" Naruto said. Anko and Naruto bowed and left. "Anko-sensei where am I going to sleep?"

"With me of course and no I'm not playing don't worry I won't do anything you won't like" Anko said.

"I don't like the sound of that" Naruto said. They arrived at Anko's house in a few minutes. They walked into the house and Anko removed her trench coat. She walked over to Naruto and hugged him.

"Come on Naru-chan lets go to sleep" Anko said. Naruto and her walked up to Anko's room. Naruto ran to the bathroom as soon as they got up there. Naruto was pacing the floor.

"What should I do? Should I take my chances? Yeah what's the worst she can do" Naruto said. Naruto imagined Anko on top of him as he was chained up. "Yup I'm screwed ehh better then being raped ….. never mind" Naruto walked into Anko's room. He saw asleep and sighed in relief. Naruto picked up the covers and laid next to Anko. If Naruto was to look at Anko he would have seen her have a huge smirk across her face. Naruto close his eyes and felt a body shift. Anko had sneaked her arm around him. She moved her other hand to rub his chest. Naruto went to bed the rubbing soothing him. Anko fell asleep holding her love. She had a dream remembering why she loved him.

Flash Back

Naruto and Jiraiya were walking to Iwa. Jiraiya had taken Naruto's hitai-ate and hi it. On their way there they rested at a small town. Naruto was traveling through the town.

"Baka Ero-sennin being a hentai" Naruto said, He was walking when a man flew through a door of a dango shop. He saw Anko extending her fist. Many men surrounded her. "Kage bunshin no justu". 4 Narutos had came out. They ran and attack the men. But one of them was a shinobi.

"Gaki take this Doton: Doryudan no justu" the man said. Naruto dodged the missiles. Anko had try to attack him.

"Senai Jashuu" Anko said. The man grabbed the snakes and pulled Anko.

"Well pretty lady now I can have you for myself" the man said.

"Katon: Goukakyuu no justu" Naruto said. The huge fireball had came out and hit him the man. "Are you okay?" Naruto said holding Anko. "Huh nani? Its you the lady from the chuunin exams".

"And you're that boy, yes I'm fine doumo" Anko said.

"Can I know your name? I mean because this is the second time we meet face to face" Naruto asked.

"Mitarashi Anko, and yours" Anko replied.

"Uzumaki Naruto" Anko-sensei" Naruto said. Anko blush, her name was never spoken in such formality. She saw the face of her blonde savior and was in love.

End of Flashback

Naruto got up and saw Anko wasn't there. He opened the bathroom door to use it. He was too tired to notice some one was in the shower. The shower curtain opened to see a naked Anko. Naruto had notice and tried to get out of the bathroom but slip and hit his head on the wall. Anko walked up to him to see if he was alright.

"Naru-chan are you okay?" Anko asked. Naruto eyes' were spinning in circles with blood coming out of his nose. She shook him. "Naru-chan wake up". Naruto was still knocked out. "I guess there only one way to do this look a naked Hinata" Naruto got up from his unconscious state.

"Nande? Nande?" Naruto asked and saw that there was no Hinata. "Matte there isn't a naked Hinata"

"Nope demo there is a naked Anko" Anko said. Naruto saw a clear view of Anko's full body.

"Am I in a dream?" Naruto asked.

"Iina cause if you were you wouldn't feel this" Anko said. She punched Naruto with full force in the face making him fly out of the bathroom. "Next time you knock HENTAI?". Naruto hit the wall outside the room. He quickly sprang up to feet.

"I got to get ready before Tsunade-chan gets angry" Naruto said. He imagined a angry Tsunade. His face became pale with fear. He grabbed his clothes and hurried into the bathroom with his eyes clothes and grabbed his toothbrush and some toothpaste. He went into Anko's bedroom and grabbed his clothes. He put on his clothes and started to brush his teeth while putting on his sandals. He got outside and sprinted to the Hokage's mansion. "Matte I could've just use shushin no jutsu to come here" He slapped his forehead. He knocked on the door and saw nobody answer. He knocked on it again and there was still no answer. He started to bang on the door and there was still no reply. He picked the lock and walked in. This was the first time he was ever in the Hokage's mansion. He saw all the rare items it had and saw pictures of all the Hokages. "So that's how the Yondaime looks like if I didn't know better I would have thought he was father". A man in a white and orange robe sneezed. He saw a giant machine walk by and hid his face in his robe. Naruto walked to the kitchen and saw all the food. "Ryoumi look at all this" Naruto opened the refrigerator and grabbed some food. He devoured it and walk up to the second floor. He walked around and saw a passed out Tsunade with a bottle of sake in her hand. "She had a hangover again before I left I lost count at 100". He pick her up and put her on her bed. "I wonder if Shizune-neechan is here". Naruto was walking down the hall when he read a door that had a red sign that said "No Females". Naruto saw that it was really reinforced. Not even Tsunade's punch could break. Naruto formed a rasengan and hit the door. The door had flew off. "Yatta I knew it the rotation of the rasengan had made the door move a inch causing it to move from the hinges making it easy to open". He walks into the room and switches the light on. There stood the largest library of pornographic material. "Jeez is every male Hokage perverted" Naruto walk through the room until he read a sign that said "Yondaime Only" Naruto charged a rasengan and hit the door. There behind the door stood every single Icha Icha Paradise in the world. Naruto was about to grab the first book but stop " I'm not a pervert I won't take one . . . maybe just a peak" Naruto grabbed the first ever book and read it. He read 5 pages then threw it on the floor. "That was boring"

5 miles away

The white-haired sannin felt something in the back of his head. " No someone threw a Icha Icha Paradise away I've failed" As the people passed by they watch the old man suck on his thumb in the fetal position.

Back to Naruto

Naruto fix the doors then went back to Tsunade's room. As she was getting up a part of her Kimono fell revealing her breast. Naruto stared at it drool coming out of his mouth.

"Ohayo Naruto-kun ano nani are you looking at" Tsunade said. She then saw what he was looking at and fix her Kimono. "It is true who ever is Jiraiya's student is a pervert"

"Iina, I'm not a pervert its just that well" Naruto though of a good line to say when he remembered that show he saw with Spidey " The Bat signal" Naruto ran to the nearest window but found out it was close at the last minute and crashed into it. "I thought it'll work"

"What ever yawn stay downstairs I'll be there soon" Tsunade said Naruto waited downstairs. He looked at the clock and saw it's been a minute since he came down. Naruto fell asleep and was having a wonderful dream of getting a message from each Kunoichi in the village.

"Naruto wake up" Tsunade said. Naruto just smiled and drooled. "Naruto" He still was sleeping. She smacked him but he still was asleep. Naruto wake up or I'll crush your balls" She said flashing some killer intent. Naruto jumped up and put his hand on his privates.

"Matte I'm awake" Naruto said shivering with fear.

"Good, Naruto I want you to come with me where ever I go you go even a bar" Tsunade said. Naruto nodded understanding what she said. Tsunade grabbed Naruto and dragged him with her. They stopped in front of a bar. Tsunade walked inside with an unconscious Naruto.

"This village has to fix all the bumps and cracks on the sidewalk" Naruto rubbed his head and was thrown to a seat.

"Barkeep get me a bottle of Sake" Tsunade said. The bartender placed the bottle and two cups in front of Naruto and Tsunade.

"Isn't he to young to drink?" the bartender asked.

"I'm the Hokage so what I say goes got it" Tsunade said sending a wave of killer intent. The bartender nodded and ran. Tsunade served the sake and gave the other cup to Naruto. "Come on Naruto-kun drink" Tsunade gave Naruto the puppy dog pout. Naruto grabbed the cup and drank the sake. "Ok Naruto-kun lets have a contest the first person who gets drunk can do anything the other person wants them to do".

"All right, barkeep bring three bottles of sake" Naruto said.

"Ready…. Set….Go" They said in unison and started drinking the sake. After half an hour later Naruto and Tsunade were at 30 up. Everybody in the bar were watching them. After an hour they were at 60 up.

"Why hiccup on't you hiccup ive up?" Tsunade asked slurring her words in a post drunk phase.

"Cause I'm not as hiccup drunk as you" Naruto replied. Tsunade then passed out on the table. Everybody cheered for Naruto. Naruto stood up and grabbed Tsunade. He walk out of the bar carrying Tsunade.

"Naruto-kun ou won hiccup so I do hiccup what ou want me to do hiccup" Tsunade said.

"I want you to go to sleep" Naruto said.

"Okay just let me hiccup cuddle with you" Tsunade said.

Naruto grinned "Hai" He said. He brought Tsunade back to her house and left to get some ramen.

"Teuchi-jiisan let me get one of everything" Naruto said.

"Naruto-kun good to see you half of them are on me" Teuchi said.

"Arigatou jiisan" Naruto said. Ayame came and saw Naruto. She ran to him and gave him a hug while her dad wasn't looking. She let go before her dad turned around.

"So Naruto how are you?" Ayame asked.

"I'm fine Ayame-neechan just a little woozy" Naruto said.

"That's good" Ayame said. "He still thinks me as a neechan Naruto you really don't know women" Naruto's ramen was placed on the counter.

"Itadakimasu" Naruto gobbled down the food one after another the ramen bowls piled up. Ayame smiled at him.

"He so kawaii when he eats like that" Ayame checked him out. Naruto finished his ramen putting the last bowl down.

"Arigatou jiisan heres the money" Naruto said. He got off the stool then passed out.

"Ayame take him to the house I have to stay here" Teuchi said. Ayame nodded and grabbed Naruto and brought him to her house.

"Oi Gaki wake up" Kyuubi said.

"I guess the sake got to mw" Naruto said

"Kit you're very lucky some girl is on top of you" Kyuubi said

"Nani?! Wake me up I'm being rape" Naruto said.

"Gaki …Gaki … SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kyuubi said. Naruto was blown away by the wind coming out of Kyuubi's mouth. "I was just joking now wake up" Naruto got up and fell on the floor. Ayame heard the thump and ran into the room.

"Ita" Naruto said.

"Arigatou Ayame-neechan for watching me but I got to go" Without noticing what he did he gave Ayame a quick peck on the cheek. Ayame had look like a fully ripe tomato. Naruto walked out of her room and left the House. He snuck into the Hokage's mansion. When he walk in the lights flicked on. There stood an angry Tsunade.

"Naruto-kun why did you leave me by myself?" Tsunade said giving him a glare that will make a normal man piss his pants.

"Anosa, anosa I was hungry so I got some ramen" Naruto replied shivering.

" Naruto as punishment you have to let me cuddle with you in my bed" Tsunade said. Naruto in sighed in relief. "Wearing this" Tsunade had a teddy bear costume.

"You got to be kidding me" Naruto said.

"PUT IT ON!!" Tsunade yelled. Naruto took it and put it on immediately.

"This is bullshit I look like a teddy bear" Naruto said.

"That's the point" Tsunade said. She grabbed Naruto and put him in her bed. She held him close and cuddled with him.

"Today is worst than yesterday please tell me tomorrow won't be as bad" Naruto said to himself. His head was in between Tsunade's breast. "But there are benefits" Naruto was happy for now maybe it isn't so bad. That's until Tsunade put pressure on the hug. "Aah shit death by cleavage the perfect yet most evil death"

So what do you think of this chapter not as good huh well its just filler an im not that good with dates so next chapter is dubbed action haven cue chorus any people who play wi-fi on brawl can I get ur friend codes I need more people to fight. I must return to the Iron Cavern in captain falcon words "SHOW ME UR MOVES" Im out.