Summary:After the war, Harry decides to leave the Wizarding world for good, after his so-called friends begin to believe that he has gone Dark. His plan of escape is going well into he is denied Visa due to new Wizarding laws. In step Tony Stark, Billionaire scientist and genius. How more crazy could his life get?

Disclaimer: I do not own the Iron Man/Harry Potter they are the sole property of Marvel Comics/J.K. Rowling and other affiliated companies. Except for the characters, I create.

Wow thanks for the review guys. I gotta admit though I didn't really put much into the story in regards to the beginning. I've already written half of the story, but for some reason I always have trouble writing the beginning.

People have made comments to Tony's lack of acknowledgement in regards to Harry's past; let's clear that up now shall we. Tony is a bit slow in regards to Harry, he's far to enamor to actually notice any discrepancies in regards to his past and actions. As they say he's fallen so far in, he doesn't even know his front from back. But it get's cuter, Tony from the day he first saw him has been in love with him. He thought he was a woman and hit on him only to be told that he was a guy. Now a lady's man like tony would've been disgusted or back off, but he didn't he started pursing him anyway. I don't think even Tony understands just what he's gotten and unfortunately it isn't plain ole lust, its love. And Tony is smart enough to realize that his feelings for what they truly are, thus his stalkerish behavior. Well at least he's not trying to get him imprisoned like someone else we know –cough-Bruce-sneeze-Wayne-hack-.

Reviewers:

I need a Name- Thanks; I don't know what's up with my Microsoft word. It's in a fritz, logging me off or just plain ole freezing. It won't even recognize Harry's name and Tony's so I end up having to capitalize them on my own, sigh maybe I have too much damn stories on it.

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And that was my exception speech.


"True Love burns the brightest, But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars."


"Psssh, over here."

Harry chuckled softly at Tony's childlike behavior as the man snuck him into the office of the minister.

"Tony, this is not a spy movie." He reminded the man currently pressed against the wall, eyes darting form left to right.

"But this is where the James Bond comes from." Tony reminded him childishly.

He laughed a lil bit louder; this is what he loved about Tony or what he was beginning to love. The man's ability to make him laugh, he hadn't smiled in so long. It felt good to forget even if it was just for a little bit.

Tony turned back to him before leaning forward and whispering in his ears. "Stay here for a bit, okay."

Harry nodded his head in understanding, sitting down he watched as Tony disappeared into the room.

"Mr. Stark what in the world are you doing." The Minister asked in a humorous tone.

Harry's eyes widened in shock that he could still hear them. The doors looked to be made of some kind of heavy wood. Guess being a virtual immortal had its benefit.

"Ahh! George I was just trying to impress my fiancé with my spy skills."

"Fiancé, you! Wow I must meet the young woman who ensnared Tony Stark and got you to commit."

Harry cheeks flushed in embarrassment at Tony's and the Ministers word. It'd been a week since Tony offered to help him with his Visa problem. Tony's plan, they should get married. He couldn't believe the man was offering to go this far for him. It made him realize that Tony's interest in him was more than a physical one.

"So where is this mysterious Fiancé?" The man asked his eyes dancing in mirth.

"Ahhh! Give me a second; he's waiting for me out in the halls."

"He." The man repeated in shock.

Tony opened the door and waved for Harry to enter the room.

"Harry Potter!" The Minister practically shrieked.

Ignoring the man's shocked expression and Tony's questioning gaze, he instead fixed his attention on another person, one whom he was very familiar with.

"What the bloody hell! Notts, what the hell are you doing here?" Harry exclaimed jovially as he rushed over to pull the slightly leaner former Slytherin into a hug.

Theodore hugged him back, before they slowly parted fixing each other with mischievous looks.

Smiling at Potter Theo, pushed his shoulder-length hair to the side as his gaze fell onto that of the silently fuming Tony Stark.

"So what are you doing here Theo. Last I checked working for muggles weren't high up on Purebloods goals."

Theo ignored the slight jibed on his former house and its students.

"I'm the British Prime Minster liaison, meaning-"

"I know what the hell it means you moron, I did pay attention in most of my classes." Harry snidely replied.

Notts snorted at that. "Funny I don't quite recall that, seeing as you were a failure in practically all your subjects save DADA." Notts drawled in the patent Slytherin mocking tone.

Harry chuckled at his words. It would seem that Theo wanted to play, okay then.

"Notts shouldn't you be sucking off Malfoy or something." He retorted in a bored tone, his hand absently flicking his hair over his shoulder.

Theo let loose a chuckle at his retort.

"Ha! As if, last I heard Malfoy was the one doing all the sucking."

"Oh really, says who." Harry asked curiosity laced within his words.

"The Quibbler, you don't think any of us read the Prophets." Notts admonished in an almost shrill voice. "Ministry propaganda at its best, but I digress. If you had been paying a bit more attention you would know that Draco Malfoy ran off with George Weasley."

"WH-WHAT! Are you kidding me, George? I pegged him running off with Charlie." Harry gleefully remarked. Oh how he couldn't wait to see Malfoy Senior again, his heir running off with a Weasley. This was hilarious, although he guess Lucius probably didn't mind as much seeing as George was a virtual millionaire, a self made one at that. That must count for something, he thought.

Theo stared at him confusedly before it slowly began to dawn on him his reasoning. He recalled just what Charlie did for a living. He was a dragon tamer and Draco a dragon of sorts. Although he very much doubted even that man would be able to tame him. He was practically running circles around George, and he was pregnant.

Deciding that this was an opportune time to get one over Potter, he decided to tell him just who tamed the tamers heart. That would surely shock him for sure.

"Charlie Weasley married Snape."

That the most unlikely couple to him, hell last he checked Snape particular seemed to hate Charlie the most. He also realized that Snape did seem a bit on the heavy side, but he hadn't really paid much attention nor thought to the reason why he may be so, fat. Now he knew why, Snape was obliviously pregnant at the time and no way pleased at the thought of birthing his own brat. Oh he couldn't wait to rub this in his face, this would be such sweet vengeance.

At that Harry's jaw dropped. "Has the world come to an end? I know that Snape looks much better now that he's free of Voldemort and that glamour he's been under. How did everyone react?" Harry curiously asked, knowing to well the Weasleys somewhat bigot views on children of Dark families.

"Your friend the one with the temper has been screeching for days, the mudbl-muggleborn is rather accepting of the two, the younger Weasley is in shock. The father is pretty accepting of the whole thing, even invited Lucius and Narcissa for dinner, which resulted in an all out brawl. When the idiot Ronald hexed Draco, needless to say that one won't be walking for quite some time."

Harry rolled his eyes at his former friend action. He had hoped that the boy would've matured a deal farther now that the war was over and finally gotten over his dislike over those wealthier them him. But it would seem that unfortunately would not be happening anytime soon, if even ever.

Hermione was a bit more levelheaded and was very interesting in male pregnancies, unfortunately, no one wanted to be her test subjects or even speak about. Mr. Weasley had told her that the males capable of naturally giving birth were those who were either magically powerful or had creature blood flowing through their veins. Majority of the males capable of giving birth were Purebloods and some half bloods, muggle-born unfortunately didn't share that particular trait.

Hermione was less then pleased by that answer, stating it was just another attempt made by the Purebloods to segregate muggleborns. Harry decided to intercede to remind Hermione that muggleborns, Pure, and half blood wizards didn't share the same genealogy or physiology. Therefore, there were bound to be differences. Hermione calm down but she was still less then pleased, even though Mr. Weasley added that muggleborns were able to ingest potions that made it possible to carry children. Although surrogacies were frowned upon, Purebloods incapable or uninterested in bearing their own young usually had their lovers carry their heirs. Wizarding ways were way to confusing for a muggle raised Half-blood like him.

"Why? What the hell happened?" Harry asked. Worry etched across his features, sincerely praying that Ron hadn't done anything to serious to Draco. Especially with the blond being his new in-law.

"Draco was pregnant."

"Oh, my sweet Merlin from up above. Did Ron know, I'm sure that he woul-" Harry argued, knowing to well that even to him his words sounded untrue.

"Oh, He knew." Theo said in disgust. "George has renounced his family, all except his father and older siblings."

"Wow, that's horrible." Harry whispered with a groan his face half buried with his palm. He couldn't believe how badly it was all unraveling. "How about Snape and Charlie?" Harry asked, something telling him that their fate may not have been so different as the George's and Draco.

"Mrs. Weasley says that Charlie isn't allowed into their home into he leaves and I quote insufferable man."

"I guess Charlie won't be returning home." Harry muttered.

"Nope, especially since Snape is pregnant and he doesn't wish for his husband to face the same treatment as Draco." Theo replied with a heavy sigh.

Harry stood there in shock, before nodding his head in understanding. He couldn't believe how bad it had become, sure he knew that the Weasley were particular bias towards the old Wizarding families because of their Pureblood supremacy. But that had all changed after the war, they were propelled into proper society and all eyes were on them. Ron married Hermione, like everyone always knew. It wasn't before too long that all the attention turned back to him and Ginny. But he wasn't interested and even made it clear that he was interested in traveling for a bit, seeing the world and all its wonders.

There had been an immediate outcry, accusations of him reneging on his duties and what not. The Ministry practically made it impossible for him to go anywhere. Feeling alone and a bit annoyed by this growing inclusion he turned to the Weasley for refuge and help. Only to find out that his best mates and his ex-girlfriend were the ones who ignited this witch-hunt.

Needless to say, he left and never looked back. He received a missive from Gringotts a few days later warning him of the Ministry's interest in his family possessions. So in a last ditch attempt to gain an upper hand, he closed off all his vaults and properties, and wrote a will just in case they tried to pull something. Opened a separate account for Teddy and Andromeda and welcome her and Nymph back into the Black tapestry, and finally moved her and Teddy to the Black family Chateau in France. For away from the Headmaster and others like him, he couldn't risk his only weaknessesbeing exploited nor misguided. He turned three of his properties into orphanages and a safe haven for magical creatures. Feeling he'd made sure his will was carried he left the Wizarding World, leaving his wand behind. Not that he need the blasted thing. He could barley wield it since after the war and since he was now the master of death he now wield the Elder wand, a far then powerful wand and virtually undetectable.

Fuck, everyone and thing was heading downhill, and he had no idea what to do or how to even fight it.

"Poor guys, I gotta send them both gifts. I may not like the gits but damn it, their now family. I could have sworn he was with Charlie."

"Nope, Prophet is a lie. So what may we do for you?"

"Um well." Harry cheeks flushed a deep shade of red.

Nott rolled his eyes at Harry before turning to the Minister. "George dear would you be so kind as to get the marriage licenses and permits."

"Oh-oh course Theo." The man quickly stuttered out, now that he was free from his

"Something I should know." Harry whispered his tone ghosting with innuendos.

"We're married." Theo replied in a clip tone. His cheeks slightly reddened, by the innuendo's Harry was currently projecting into his mind.

Harry wasn't in the least bit surprised in regards to the mans physical appearance. He was tall, about 6'4 with glossy black shoulder-length hair. His features had an aristocratic quality not so different from that of a Pureblood, so the man probably was a squib.

"Whoa, I thought he had a wife."

"Pssh, she's our cover in the muggle world. She knows better than to interfere in our bond."

Titling his up, he let out a low. "Ahh!"

"So you and Stark." Theo finally said as he finally took in the billionaire currently glaring at him. The man looked as though he wanted to kill him, slowly.

Men, encroach on their territory and they suddenly want to kill you.

Harry sent his friend a glare, Theo simply quirked a brow at the action. Damn! Slytherin's after dealing with Snape and mad Dark Lords, they were immune to death glares. Where was his wand when he needed it?

"Yeah." Harry finally answered, his eyes narrowed in suspicion.

"Funny I heard that he was stalking you." Theo continued in a drawl, his eyes dancing in mirth. The bastard knew and he knew who told him to.

"Malfoy." He hissed.

"Mhmm, all three." He answered, a Cheshire like-grin etched across his face. Bastard looked like the cat that got his canary.

Tony strutted over towards them; his expression riddled in jealousy and possession, his gaze fixing Harry like that of a snake and its prey. Ignoring the other man completely Tony drew Harry closer to his body, his fingers digging painfully into his sides, an act of possession and punishment.

Harry stared up at him and took in his tightened features, and quirked his lips. Aww! He was jealous, how cute.

"You okay." Harry asked, biting his lip to keep in his chuckle.

Theo was practically cackling, although his features remained impassive.

"Yeah, the quicker we get this over with the better." He grunted, the poor guy was so jealous it wasn't even funny. Maybe he should tell him that Theo was already married. Nah!

Tony jealous was just too funny to ignore.


Next Chap they get married, err sorry the next chap is a flashback of how the two met. I'm currently in driving school and failing horrendously, I ran over a squirrel, a tree, a mailbox and a mailman. But in my defense the mailman and the mailbox came from nowhere. I was blindsided, but I did hit the squirrel purposely and backed-up a few times. Cause I despise those rodents, them and Chihuahuas. Anyway I know the chapter is short (longer then the previous), but don't worry their going to get longer as the story really begins.