HH: OH YEAH it feels good to be back!
Arazel: what took you so damn long?
HH: I...got lost on the road of life?
Arazel: no no you didn't you're too lazy to come on time aren't you?
HH:No! I really got lost, they had Mira-chan trying to make write a Fairy tail fic!
Mirajane: Aw don't be like that, I really liked trying to convince you.
HH:ugh I need a cold shower after this. Let's start the fic.
*Izumo inn*
"You better explain why you showed up here this late at night with an unconscious girl that had almost no cloths on her." Miya said to Arazel who was sitting in seiza in front of her with his head down listening to her lecture. "Miya-san, I told you I was walking-roof jumping- around the city when she attacked me for no reason, so I defended my self." he said to her again still looking at the ground, the Hanya mask was one thing a pissed Miya was on a whole other level.
"And what about her cloths?" she asked deciding to give him the benefit of doubt. "Hey it's not my fault if every time I land a hit on any part of her that has cloths they just rip apart!" he defend himself Miya laugh internally, some times it was just to easy to play with a teenager, of course she knew who Tsukiumi was she would be damned if she didn't and she also knew about the blond hate for humans in general, what didn't got right was the part about the boy in front of her defeating a single digit, he wasn't supposed to be able to defeat even a normal one!
"Right so one last thing and I'll let you be, did you tried to take advantage of her?" the landlady asked making Arazel look at her with a shocked expression. "WHAT? Miya look I might be a pervert but I have my limits! I would never try to force myself into anyone!" he all but yelled at her making her sigh with relief. "Alright then Arazel-san, you may go now." she said as he got up and left the room grumbling something about evil landladies.
As soon as he left he saw his brother sitting on the couch telling Musubi about his time in Konoha and if the way the girl was laughing he probably was telling her about one of his pranks. "...and then they had to run all over the city to get me before I threw itching powder on them!" he heard the blond say doing exaggerate gestures with his arms making the girl laugh harder. "I take you two are having a good time?" Arazel asked sitting beside Musubi who was trying to catch her breath. "Y-yeah, Naruto-sama was telling Musubi about what you two did when you were kids." the brown haired girl said to him with a smile before she rested her head on Naruto's shoulder and started to look at him with half lidded eyes.
"Well I'm also having a great time with you Musubi-chan." the blond said sneaking an arm around her waist to pull her a little closer, all the three of them just stayed in silent for a few minutes before Hibiki appeared from the doorway. "Oh there you are! Come on we need to get a room, I'm tired." the girl whined pulling Arazel by his arm. "Okay, okay I coming. Night bro!" the red head said letting the electric Sekirei drag him out of the room. As the two of them left Naruto got up from the couch taking Musubi with him. "Yeah we probably should go to our room to." he said before looking around.
"So... where IS our room?" the blond asked to girl at his side making her shrug and look around before spotting a door on the other corner of the house. "Hey let's see if that one is free." she said pushing him to the door, he just laughed at the cheerful attitude and went along. As soon as they got to the door Musubi opened it taking a look around before looking at the other girl in the middle of the room, Naruto followed her gaze and saw the sight of Uzume who had just took out her purple T-shirt and had her breast exposed and was 'playing' with them to all to see before a nosebleed shot him out of the room. Uzume looked around before she saw Musubi waving happily at her and a trail of blood her side. "Hehe I still got it." she said putting her lingerie before taking Musubi to check the blond.
*With Arazel and Hibiki. *
Hibiki dragged Arazel to a room on the second floor right beside the room Tsukiumi were in. "So this is our roo-muphn" he was stopped mid sentence as Hibiki all but tackled him into the room and kissed him deeply making purple wings appear from her Sekirei crest, after a few minutes she broke the kiss sighing. " Ah I really wanted to do that." she said pecking him on the lips again. "Well I can't complain if you do that again, but where's Hikari?" he asked her making her sit up at his side. "Wouldn't know she didn't told me." as the same moment she said Hikari poked her head on the door.
"Hibiki can you come here for a second?" she asked her sister surprising the two a little. "Uh sure? We'll be right back she said to the red head giving him a quick kiss making her wings flash for a moment before she left the room following Hikari. Arazel just sighed and sat on a meditative pose thinking about what happened before he and Naruto got here.
*Flash back *
The war was over, Madara was sealed away, Obito and Kabuto were killed, the only loose end was Sasuke, and that was what Arazel and Naruto were doing right now, they were following him for the last three weeks, he was a hard man to find when he wanted. Soon after they killed Obito the brunette made a mad dash to the borders of Hi no Kuni and they only got a few clues about him since them.
The two were now near Otogakure and the last hideout of the late snake sannin, they had already checked and destroyed all of his bases, the Uchiha only had one place to run for now,and they would get him. "How long before we get there?" the blond shinobi asked his teammate as they ran through the fields leading to Oto. "Just five more minutes and then the teme is done for." the other answered and soon enough the image of the sound village appeared in front of them and they stopped.
"So how do you want to do this? Stealth or mass destruction?" The red head asked his partner who chuckled. "Do I really need to answer?" Naruto asked making Arazel grin. "Nope, just making sure." he said jumping high in the air and past the walls of the village followed by his brother. The village wasn't a place anyone would chose to live, it was dull, lifeless and the only building that showed even a little bit of life was the Otokage tower. The duo dashed across the city on the direction of the tower, it was somewhat similar to Konoha Hokage tower, the difference being that this one was gray and black with a snake statue around it.
As soon as they got to the tower they started to climb it from the outside going to the room on the top of it. Once there they looked through the window, the room was just as bad as the outside, walls without any kind of color, a bookshelf on the far corner, and a table near the window, sitting at this table was a figure wearing the kage robes but without the hat revealing a familiar duck butt shaped hair, grinning at each other the brothers opened the window and sited on the rail. "Hey duck ass sup?" Arazel all but yelled at the raven haired boy making a thick mark appear on his forehead.
"Look I don't know what kind of death wish you have coming to my village and trying to mock me but you just got it." the Uchiha said turning around before his eyes widened as seeing a all to familiar blue sphere not six inches from his face, his sharingan came to life and worked over time to make a quick kawarimi with one of the books on his shelf making it get destructed by the spiraling ball on the hands of one of his last enemies.
"Well looks like his reflexes are still good even after all this time" said the figure who attacked him as another landed besides him. "Yeah but it was a close call if he doesn't take care he might not dodge it again." the other figure said coming into view making the Uchiha narrow his eyes at them. "So you two finally found me? Took you long enough dobes." he said with a smirk as the Konoha duo grinned at him. "Well it isn't our fault if you played hide the snake in the trouser with Orochi-teme long enough to some of his hide and seek abilities." Naruto said making the Uchiha frown. "Don't mention that man to me dobe he was just my tool to get power and nothing more." he said getting the brother grin to widen slightly.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night teme but now I believe we have some unfinished business to take care of." Naruto said and Sasuke just sighed and discarded his kage robes. "Fine then if you two want to die that badly I believe I can grant you that wish." he said unsealing kusanagi and getting on a loose stance making Naruto and Arazel prepare themselves too as they both took a Hiraishin kunai and got on their stances. The three of them just stared at each other for a few seconds before they all disappeared in bursts of speed.
Sasuke knew that he had to go all out or he wouldn't be winning this fight, so the moment they went at each other he activated his Mangekyo sharingan and his curse mark to get what ever advantage he had there. He clashed Kusanagi against Naruto and took a kunai to hold back Arazel and they began a struggle to see who was stronger, naturally Sasuke begun to loose ground on the strength contest and quickly jumped back to prepare his next attack. He flashed through hand seals and swung his hand in a wide arc calling his jutsu. "Chidori Senbon! (one thousand birds needles!)" he exclaimed as thousand of needles made of chakra went at the brothers. They danced around the senbons dodging it like they weren't even there before charging at Sasuke again, once they got close enough Arazel jumped high in the air and tried to do a spinning kick to the Uchiha head, Sasuke ducked under the kick only to be met by a fist in the face from Naruto that sent him flying into the wall.
Both brothers smiled at their teamwork but it soon was replaced by a frown as purple chackra tendrils shot from the wall and Sasuke walked out of the hole with his curse mark on it's second stage, his skin was gray, his hair a somewhat silver and longer, he got a star like mark on the bridge of his nose and his eyes were black with his Sharingan blazing. "It's time to get serious!" he shouted as he dashed at them, a Chidori quickly formed on both of his hands as lunged to the brothers, they both dodge to different sides as Naruto activate his Bijuu chackra mode and Arazel was surrounded by a golden like energy that resembled the sun if you looked close enough and four phoenix like wings appeared on his back. Sasuke looked at both of them as his Sharingan started spinning, he started to form a chidori with the chackra from his cursed mark, this one instead of the normal blue was black with purple energy around it, as soon as it formed he went on a mad dash at Naruto who begun to form a rasengan filling it with the energy of the fox making it yellow as he rushed at Sasuke too.
They met each other in the middle of the room creating a dome of energy that turned from yellow to black, seeing this Arazel took his Hiraishin level 2 kunai and looked at it. "Well it will have to work." he said quietly throwing the kunai into the dome and using the seal to manipulate the dimension they were in to create a pocket inside it were he could move to inside dome like it wasn't even there. The only problem was that the energy generate by the attacks plus the rift in the dimension became too much and opened a black hole sucking everything inside to another dimension.
(flash back end)
"Hn, I guess we really overdid it." the red head said to himself laying back on his futon to wait for his girls to come back from whatever they were doing. He didn't had to wait long as the door opened and he sited straight to look at them. "hey what took you so long- uhhh uh?" he stopped talking to simply take the sight in front of him. Hikari and Hibiki were on the door frame wearing a dark purple and dark blue lingerie that did nothing to hide their curves, both had lust filled eyes as they entered the room to get close to him. Oh we were just preparing to give you the best night of your life." Hikari said on his ear making him shiver slightly as she pulled him into kiss. As soon as they broke it Hibiki wasted no time at all by kissing him too before laying him back. "Now just relax and enjoy while we work here." The younger twin said making him nod dumbly with a pervert smile on his face. Jiraya would be so proud.
(with Naruto and Musubi)
After the event with inside Uzume room Naruto finally found his room on the second floor next to his brother, he was ready to say good night to Musubi and let her find her room when the girl entered with him and went to the walk in closet to get two futons. "Uh Musubi-chan what ya doing?" the blond asked making the girl stop and look at him with a bright smile on her face. "I'm preparing our beds of course!" she exclaimed happily before going back to work, Naruto just looked at her strangely before shrugging and helping her.
Five minutes later they had finished working with the Futons, so Naruto went to the bathroom to change in some sleep cloths, when he came back Musubi wasn't in the room, figuring the she might have gone to get a glass of water or something like that he decided it was the best time to talk with his tenant, so he sited in the middle of the room in a meditative pose.
(Naruto's mind scape)
Naruto opened his eyes to show a small living room with a small Tv on the far corner, a deep red couch with a wooden table in front of it, at the side there was a little island that divided the living room form the kitchen. On the other side there was a small entrance leading to the main room. Standing up Naruto tip toed to the door before opening it as silent as possible, inside there was a door leading to a bathroom, a walk in closet a small desk and a king sized bed across the room with blood red sheets and a bulge that was snoring lightly wrapped on the sheets from head to toe. Chuckling silently at his tenant behavior the blond got near the sleeping figure, once close enough he jumped on it.
"WAKE UP KURA-CHAN!" The blond yelled as he fell on top of the figure earning a terrified scream that only those who were woke up that way could give. After calming down the figure got out of the sheets to reveal a woman with red hair that probably went to her waist, she had a heart shaped face, with large blood red eyes with a slit running vertically on them, she also had a small button nose and vicious red lips that were morphed into a pout.
"Naruto, what did I told you about waking me up like that? You know how I hate it!" the woman exclaimed at the blond who didn't even flinch with his goofy grin on his face. "Yeah but the other way two things would happen, first you would take too long to really wake up, second you would try to tease me and then try to convince me to 'recreate' one of Jiraya-sensei perv books scenes." the blond explained making the woman sigh, after all he was right.
"Fine then, what do you want? I'm tired ya know?" she asked rubbing her eyes and stretching letting the sheets fall to reveal her torso, she had all the right curves on all the right places, tight hips and D-cup breasts only made her even more beautiful, and the stretching wasn't really helping the hormonal blond to keep control. "Uh- Kurama-chan I really need to talk to you and these" he said pointing at her giggling breasts."Are not helping at all." he continued pinching his nose, Kurama just pouted childishly before recomposing herself. "Fine spoilsport, what do you want?" the red head asked already having an idea of what her 'kit' wanted.
"I want to know where am I and how did I got here?" the blond asked making her smirk internally, right on the nail. "Well kit, I suppose that when you use that rasengan using my chackra and the Uchiha teme using the cursed chackra for his chidori generated a small rift in time and space, when that brother of yours decided to use a Hirashin Kunai on the mix it was to much creating something similar to Kakashi's Kamui(might of the gods) creating a rift big enough to bring you two here." Kurama said making the boy sigh and ran a hand through his hair. "Well I guess that idea of the pocket dimension was too much." he said making her nod. "Totally over kill but could have worked if you and Uchiha boy didn't clashed like that." The vixen said making him relax slightly.
"Still doesn't mean I have to like it." he mumbled under his breath as Kurama giggled. "Right but now two things first the 'other' one wants to see you and second... who is the girl with you? I woke up just on the last hour and since nothing interesting happened I went back to sleep before you woke me up." she asked him slyly, she knew this blond all too well, he wouldn't force himself on her but if she ever gave him a chance he would take without batting an eye.
"You mean Musubi-chan? She's a nice girl, a little too innocent but still nice, and did you say Kyuu-ji wants to talk with me?" Naruto asked her a little confused, that old pervert NEVER wanted to talk to him so Naruto usually just appeared on his front door and the two of them talked, but the guy never actually called him.
"Yup! He said something about dumb luck and whisker marks before going back to read those Icha Icha you have in your memory." The red head said shrugging before getting up and pushing Naruto to the door. "Now go talk to him while I change my cloths." she said closing the door behind him. "Ok see ya soon Kura-chan!"
After that he went again to the living room and then getting out of the house, outside was a large clearing with trees surrounding it and a lots of flowers everywhere, right across Kurama's house there was a small black house, the blond smiled and walked up to it knocking on the door, after a few moments he heard something crash inside the house followed by a curse before someone opened the door, he was a tall man standing at 6 feet tall with blood red hair and red slitted eyes, he was wearing civilian cloths, he had a red T-shirt with a white fox on his chest with black loose pants.
"Hey kit? Sup?" he said with a smirk on his face as Naruto grinned to him. "Hey Kyuu-ji Kura-chan said you wanted to talk with me." he said the man sighed and entered the house motioning for Naruto to do the same.
"Yeah I heard of that new upgrade you're trying to make on your father jutsu, and
I have to say it was one of the worst ideas you had by a long shot." Kyuubi said making the blond sweat drop. "I mean really, open bend space while using that time acceleration the jutsu already gave you? Okay if it was made right it would even faster than the version your father did but did you take that something like this could happen." he said gesturing around him referring to the outside world.
"Hehe, no..." Naruto answered him scratching the back of his head. "But look at the bright side, the elemental nations are at peace so I don't have to worry but something is not right here, these Sekireis, they are something else entirely and this guy Minaka is making a battle royal just so he could have his own fun, its not right Kyuu-ji, I want to figure whats wrong and help them." he said making Kyuubi look at him with a serious face.
"Fine kit I'll help but you have to tell me something first." he said with the the most serious face he could use getting close to Naruto. "How the hell do you keep attracting these kind of woman!?" he yelled at the blond shaking him violently. "HAHAHA FAMILY SECRET, PERVERT!" Naruto yelled disappearing from the mind scape. "YOU WILL ANSWER ME SOMEDAY BOY!"
(outside the mind scape)
Naruto opened his eyes with a chuckle, Kyuu-ji really pervert but he had a point, Naruto actually attracted hot woman like he was a magnet, he didn't knew how and he didn't knew why, he just did.
Looking around he realized Musubi hadn't came back to the room yet so he decided to look for the girl, as soon as he reached the door it was almost threw open by Uzume.
"Hey bro! You see little Musubi-chan didn't had sleeping cloths so I lend some to her I hope you don't have a problem." she said happily before pushing Musubi who was only a pink lingerie that leaved almost nothing to imagination, damn Jiraya really had got him.
"So Naruto-sama did you like it?" Musubi asked with sparks in her eyes waiting for his answer with Uzume giving him a thumbs up on the background.
"S-sure M-musubi-chan you're great!" he said making her smile and hug him before entering the room with Naruto mouthing a 'thank you' to Uzume making the woman laugh before going back to her room.
Musubi quickly got on her futon as Naruto laid on his on before turning to face her. "So Musubi-chan how a girl nice like you haven't got and a Ashikabi yet?" he asked making her sigh. "I didn't react to anyone yet, not even you Naruto-sama even if you were the only person that was really kind to me." she said making the blond look at her sadly before yawning.
"Yeah I would love to be your Ashikabi." he said before letting sleep claim him, so he didn't noticed as Musubi looked at him with wide eyes and a small blush. "...Ashikabi-sama..." she thought before going back to sleep with a smile on her face.
(Next morning)
The next morning the sun rays entered the room by the window hitting the whiskered boy on the face waking him up but when he tried to lift his arm to rub his eyes he felt something holding it down. He looked down to see a mop of brown hair trying to cut the blood from his arm while pressing it against her breasts that sometime during the night had lingerie taken of them and left on the corner of the room.
"Hum... Musubi-chan?" he said shaking her slightly, she stirred before rubbing her eyes with her fists and then she looked at Naruto and a smile and a blush spread across her face. "Good morning Naruto-sama!" she said happily giving him a kiss on the lips making eight pink wings to appear on her back. They stayed like that for a few minutes fir a few different reasons, Musubi because she was loving the feeling and Naruto because he was to shocked to push her away, after a few minutes she let him space to breath with a smile.
"Uh... Musubi-chan not that I didn't like it but why?" he asked still shocked by the feeling, he felt a tug on his chakra reserves, and a massive boost on her ones, the crest on her back sucked the energy like a sponge and unlocked something inside her that made her reserves jumps. "So Sekireis has some hidden potentials huh? Nice."
"Musubi thought that Naruto-sama would like to be her Ashikabi, didn't he?" she asked with watery eyes as Naruto panicked a little before smiling at her. "Of course I would love it! Now come on lets go down stair and have breakfast right?" Musubi couldn't have left the room so fast leaving a laughing Naruto behind, before his eyes widened in fear. "WAIT MUSUBI-CHAN! YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR CLOTHS ON!"
(in the dinning room)
After Naruto got Musubi to the room and got her some cloths they went to the kitchen were the other residents were eating breakfast and happily talking, to each other before Naruto noticed what probably was a male with a feminine face. "Hey who's the amoeba?" Naruto asked looking at a guy with white hair that went to laughing amoeba to a very pissed amoeba as the others had different reactions.
Arazel, Hikari, Hibiki and Uzume were laughing, Miya looked a bit annoyed but was still giggling behind her sleeve and the white haired guy got a thick mark on his forehead. "WHAT WAS . THAT!?" he yelled at blond who just grinned at him. "Well you know amoebas doesn't have genders and you my friend is a female head in a male body, I really don't know how to call you besides that."
And after that happened after it would be something people would call 'hell broke lose' and as that the event was considered Omake worthy, so after it they were eating like normal people with a much paler and slightly beaten Homura, a Naruto with a dried blood trickle coming from his nose and Miya with a new kimono.
"So Uzumaki-san, what are your plans for today?" the landlady asked making Naruto stop eating to look at her. "Well I thought that I could look for a job, and maybe look for someone who might want to publish Ero-sannin books." Miya didn't knew who this 'Ero-sannin' was so she presumed that he was Naruto's deceased teacher.
"Oh really? Can I see those books?" she with a innocent smile that promised pain to the wrong answer and also nothing that was wrote by a guy called Ero-sannin could be good. "Uh sure but I don't know if you'll like then." he said taking a small orange book from his pocket and passing it to Miya.
"Well Uzumaki-san I decide that isn't that right?" She opened the book and read a few pages before her eyes widened and she got a blush closed the book and hid it on her sleeve. "I think that it needs a little bit more of study for me to decide it." she mumbled only loud enough for them to hear making Arazel chuckle.
"My my Miya-san I didn't knew you were a such pervert." he said making Miya glare at him with a new version of her Hanya mask appearing behind her. "You have no right to say anything to me Arazel-san, don't think I forgot about last night activities." she stated making him laugh. "Oh no Miya I have all the right to talk about you, at least I don't peep on people." the moment he finished his phrase the older tenants paled and he had a katana on his neck.
"Be careful with your word Arazel-san, I'm letting you stay here but I have no problem in punishing you." Miya whispered to him making him laugh once more. "Well Miya than its a good thing that I'm not your normal tenant right Miya-chan" he replied and Miya noticed that he somehow managed to get a small knife right under her breasts in a angle that could cause some serious damage, even if you were a Sekirei.
"Ara, ara Arazel-san looks like you're right so no more breakfast to you." she smirked getting his plate and entering the kitchen to clean the dishes before poking her head in the room again. "Musubi-chan would you mind helping me to wash the dishes?" she asked, Musubi smiled at her before getting up. "Sure Miya-san! I'll be right back Naruto-sama!" she said following the lanlady.
"Well then I'm out, we still need a job and to sell a few books. Now come on gold locks!" Arazel said pushing Naruto out of the room as the other watched amused, there were a few minutes of silence before.
"WATER CELEBRATION!"
The brothers were throw into the room by a jet of water before a very pissed and almost naked Tsukiumi entered the room.
"For trying to abuse me YOU! SHALL! DIE!"
HH: And done! Again sorry for the late, and now OMAKE!
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Homura got up from the table and threw himself at the blond in front of him with flames in his hands. "I'll show you who is the amoeba!" he exclaimed before trying to punch the blond who begun to dodge left and right the fists, after a few moments Naruto crouched under one of the blows and tripped the fire user.
What he didn't noticed was a surprised Miya right behind him, and on instinct Homura tried to grab on something to keep his balance, which happened to be the strap holding her kimono together and as his hands were still on fire he burned it with half of the kimono making it loosen around her body and then fall to the ground revealing that Miya 'forgot' to use a bra.
After it Naruto, Arazel and Uzume got nosebleeds as their brains worked overtime to memorize the scene, Hikari and Hibiki blushed, Musubi were still curious to what was happening, Homura got even paler than Orochimaru and Miya also got a blush before she covered herself with her arms, her hair shadowed her eyes that appeared to have a red glow to it after it Hanya masks began to appear from everywhere.
"Homura-san what have I told you about lewd acts inside Izumo inn?" she asked getting a laddle and starting to close on on the man who started to get paler and paler. "Now prepare for PUNISHMENT!"
HH: okay guys I'm done here, again I'm really sorry for the late and the lame Omake what the hell did I smoked when wrote that thing? see ya soon!
