Disclaimer: I don't own Supa Strikas, Jurassic Park or Wipeout. I own nothing except the fanfiction.

Summary: A guidelines for the Supa Strikas players.


Guidelines for Supa Strikas players

1. No unlawful or violent conduct.

2. No swearing on international television in any language.

3. Any plans or preparations for upcoming matches, your secret to success, stuff you have been up to should not be easily disclosed over the media.

4. No taunting other teams over the media, even if they did it first.

5. Always listen to what Shakes has to say, even if his story sounds crazy.

6. Playing the videogame Super League 3000X is not considered soccer training unless you are aspiring to be a coach.

7. If you graffiti anyone's face, try not to use permanent marker.

8. Try not to videotape people when they are sleeping.


"Especially Tiger," said North Shaw. "I think it reminds him of the DVD that Ura Giri made about him."

"Oh~" Eagle Eye remembered that. "How do you know?"

"One time I was testing my new video camera," North began to recount his flashback…

North snickered and brought the video camera closer. "The tiger is taking an afternoon nap after a successful hunt…"

The video cam zoomed in on the Japanese midfielder who is curled up on the sofa, asleep. Tiger's eyes opened suddenly, sensing he is being watched. He snarled upon seeing the camera and pounced, realistic tiger roar and all, and the footage turned to white noise.

Blok made a face and said something in Brislovian that Eagle Eye and North Shaw understood as 'That's not how it really happened…'

North laughed. "Yeah…but seriously, dude hates it."


9. No circus clown stuff ever.

10. No more using Tiger's twisting tornado skill to dry laundry.

11. If you play DJ in the changing room, do not put that one pop song by Cool Joe and the fros in your playlist.

12. Do not to go overboard with the goal celebrations. The same applies to pranks and bets.

13. Do not mess with the professor's or coach's gadgets and machines, especially if you do not know what they do.

14. Do not sit on top of the robots that serve drinks during the game.

15. Be responsible for your security key card. If it is lost or damaged, report to coach immediately.

16. Do not bring family/friends/strangers into the secret training compound. Just remember – it is a SECRET training compound.

17. No pets allowed inside the STC either.

18. No trespassing on the opposing team's secret training compound, even if you might uncover their plan to cheat.

19. No more requests to make characters and creatures come to life with the holographic simulation machine. You have enough dinosaurs, ninjas, zombies etc.


Shakes and El Matador froze when they saw coach enter the training facility, going over his notes. "Ok boys…today we are going to…"

Absorbed in thought, coach did not register the enormous T-Rex in front of him until he looked up, dropping his coffee in shock and stumbling backwards against the wall.

"Coach!" The two forwards shouted and helped calm him down, saying their apologies. He looked at them crossly.

"The hologram projector was meant to simulate opposition players, not your own Jurassic Park!"


20. Only coach or the professor may operate the Gauntlet obstacle course.


"Man what is this, Wipeout?" said Skarra, as he shone his flashlight on the obstacle course around them. He and Dingaan had infiltrated the men in red's secret training compound late at night to plant electronic bugs. All of a sudden glaring lights filled the place, disorienting the two momentarily. The sloping platform beneath Skarra's feet began moving as though it was a giant treadmill. It accelerated sharply, making Skarra fall ungracefully on his butt and tumble across the floor. Dingaan yelped as he sought to avoid getting whacked by bars that would spring out of the walls of the narrow column he had found himself in.

Yes, this was exactly like Wipeout.

Meanwhile, Shakes and El Matador were on a raised platform to better watch the chaos.

"Dingaan! You have to press de button! Press de button!" El Matador shouted.

"Think they had enough?" said Shakes. They cringed as Skarra got the wind knocked out of him by a giant foam soccer boot.

"Yeah, I theenk they had enough."


Author's note: Don't worry Skarra & Dingaan are fine. Also, there actually is a Supa Strikas weekly where Tiger uses his tornado move to dry laundry.