"Wait. What the hell happened just now?" Guntz wondered. Klonoa looked up at the sky. "I think the author FINALLY decided to write chapter 4 after all these months." He said blankly.
The Author cringed at this remark. What actually happened is that the Author forgot about the fanfiction and simply went off to they're own life. Yet one day while the Author was reading some stories online, THEY CAME ACROSS THIS. "What a horrible fanfiction this is! I can't believe I wrote this!" The Author gasped.
But at that moment, something clicked inside them. The Author realized that no one has even read this fiction! "So that means it doesn't matter if I continue this or not!" The Author exclaimed. "But something just feels so unfinished in this, I can't just leave it alone!"
Quickly clicking on Open-office writer and setting it to 16 font size, they begun chapter 4...
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"Guntz can we get there any faster?" Klonoa asked the depressed Guntz. Right now the two of them were trying the get X out of prison. They have no idea where they are going. "Guntz can you fly me there?"
"Klonoa if I could fly I would've done it already." Guntz grunted (lol).
No matter how much they walked the cabbit and the wolf weren't even close to they're destination. Then the unspeakable happened...
It started to rain
"GODDAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!" Guntz cried. "I SWEAR ON MY DADS DEATHBED WE'LL NEVER F*CKING MAKE IT. I SWEAR KLONOA!"
Klonoa didn't know what to make of this reaction at all. "Guntz your kinda scaring me..."
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"Just because those idiots ruined my plans doesn't mean I don't have backup! I came here to conquer Gensokyo not to get myself beat up!" Vile said.
Because in the last chapter he got screwed over by everyone, he's kinda going off at himself right now. I think it's better to leave him be...
"Purple jelly bean?" An unknown voice came from behind him. Vile groaned and turned around.
"What do you wan- YOU." Vile was shocked when he saw Megaman standing, right there. So surprised, that the shock made him fall over.
"What kind of evil are you planning here, huh?!" Megaman said as he held up his buster. Vile stood up and dusted off his torso and cleared his throat.
"Well, you see here little blue man- I was just about to eat some dinner." He lied. Megaman looked confused.
"Dude, robots don't eat."
"WELL I DO OK! NOW STOP BOTHERING ME!" Vile barked and kicked Megaman in the torso. The kick was so powerful that it sent Rock flying. "Well now damn it. He's gonna go tell everyone. I need to get some bodyguards..."
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"Over 9000 bottles of water on the wall. Over 9000 bottles of water on the wall! Take one down and pass it around. Less than 9000 bottles of water on the wall-" Klonoa sung. Guntz was so annoyed by this so he put mud in his ears.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!" Guntz yelled.
"Hello travelers!"
Guntz and Klonoa turned around and saw a red echidna. It was Knuckles!
"Hey Knuckles! What are you doing here?" Klonoa greeted.
Knuckles scratched his chin. "I was looking for my master emerald. Eggman stole it. He went into this barrier and I followed. Suddenly I'm here..." Knuckles explained. "Welp! What's up with you two?"
"Me and Mr. Soon-to-be-pop-star here are gonna bail our friend out of jail. (Though it's kinda hard to call him a friend...)" Guntz groaned. "Soon I'll be able to rest a pretend all this crud never happened..."
"How about I tag along with you two? I mean, why not?" Knuckles suggested. Guntz sighed and nodded.
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"What none of you guys know right now is what's happening to Gensokyo's barrier!"
After the incident involving Flandre flying out of the mansion and Vile's appearance, the major powers of Gensokyo met in one place to talk about it.
"I think your overreacting Yukari. I don't see anything wrong with the borders." Kanako said. The others agreed. Yukari grunted.
"Take my word for it everyone. If more people keep finding their way into Gensokyo the whole border will collapse!"
"Wasn't it YOUR idea to let them come here anyways? You did say you wanted more people populating this world." Miko accused. Everyone looked at Yukari.
"Damn it. Fine then. If you won't help I'll just go have Reimu help me. She'll listen!" Yukari whined and gaped out of the situation.
"...To be honest the border has effected the weather a little lately." Byakuren pointed out.
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"I think I held the map upside down..."
A little girl no more than 10 years old has just stepped into Gensokyo. "This doesn't look like a city at all! And I don't see a mansion... Ohhh, now what?" She cried.
"Hey little girl!" Klonoa hopped out of a bush. "You look lost! But don't worry! Me Guntz and Knuckles shall hel-"
Guntz covered Klonoa's mouth and threw him to the side. "Don't talk to strangers. Anyways, who the hell are you?"
"I-Iris is my name. Um, is there a mansion around here somewhere?" Iris stuttered.
Suddenly the group heard a bang. "CRAP WHAT NOW?!" Guntz screamed. The sound came from underground it seemed, but no one knows that. But it's still an important factor in the story since the ground started shaking.
"EARTHQUAKE!" Knuckles screeched and hid under a tree. Guntz grabbed Klonoa and ran off, so Iris was left.
"Um, guys? What do I do? Uh, guys?!" Iris quivered. "I'm scared..."
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"Well Klonoa I think we've finally found where they have X." Guntz said.
"How do you know?"
"Well I'm just hoping for the best right now. This looks like a pretty obvious place."
They were at the Sanzu river. The both of them stared forward and there was nothing but water and mist. "I'm guessing it's across this."
"We need a boat Guntz! I can't swim..." Klonoa sighed.
"I can take you!" A women with a scythe walked towards the two. "Komachi's the name! I have a boat that can take you anywhere! And by anywhere I mean across this river!"
Guntz rolled his eyes. "I don't trust people with big boobs. Let's find another way across Klonoa..."
"Wait! I-I'll lower the pay a little! Just give me 1 gold coin!" Komachi begged.
"Well then Mario could have a million rides across this river if he wanted!" Guntz snapped. Klonoa then had an idea.
"Oh miss Komachi! Our friend is in jail but he's innocent! Me and Guntz really need to cross this river to save him! Please, can you take us across this river? We will pay you later." Klonoa pleaded.
Komachi was hesitant. "Well, my boss does run a jail and she would be pissed if I gave someone a free ride, but I don't listen to her anyways sooo, hop on." she smiled.
"Yay Guntz we get to save X after all!" Klonoa beamed and hopped on the boat.
Guntz groaned. "It's better then swimming though." and jumped on the boat as well.
"Off we go to see Shiki-sama!" Komachi sung as the three disappeared in the mist.
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I finally got to write chapter 4 after all this time! This fanfiction is not dead! And yet I'm talking to no one since no one reads this! (laughs). Eh, whatever. Someday...
(I DO NOT OWN SONIC, KLONOA, TOUHOU, OR MEGAMAN NOR DO I MAKE MONEY WITH THEM. THIS FANFICTION WAS MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.)
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