A/N: Here it chapter four! And i also want to say that when it comes to Ryigi and Ryoga, they're not bothered by something like, Ryoga standing on Ryigi's chest while in his pig form. (That is in the story) Even though Ryoga gets really shy around girls, Ryigi is an exception because she gets on his nerves alot, so neither of them really care if they touch each other in a... way on accident or if they hit each other. But when it comes to changing clothes, they force the other to turn around. They at least need some modesty.
Chapter 4
Ryigi's P.O.V
"We have to do more things like that again!" I said after I stopped laughing.
"Where to next?" Ranki asked.
"Well, there is a new ice skating rank at the sports center and I wanted to try it out." Akane said.
"It's actually getting pretty late… we should head home. We could go tomorrow." Ranma said.
"Ok, Ryoga you're sleeping at our place tonight." I said.
"Why!" He nearly screamed. I stared at him blankly and tried to send him a message that said, 'Because I said so, idiot.' He sighed and nodded his head, so with that we left to go back home… I didn't think it would actually work…
We went home and we learned that Ranki and I are sharing a room while Ryoga is going to sleep with Ranma and his father. Ryoga went to the bathroom and Ranma followed him with his eyes while glaring.
"Ranma… why are you glaring at the bathroom door?" I asked.
"I have a feeling that Ryoga is going to change into P-chan and try to sleep with Akane tonight. If he does, ask Akane if you can sleep with P-chan." He said.
"I'm guessing P-chan is the name of his pig side?" I asked. Ranma simply nodded and I followed Akane and Ranki into our new room. We saw that Akane set up two bed mats on the floor. One was next to her bed while the other was near the door. I chose the one near the door.
We changed into our P.J's and got ready in our own beds. We were all still awake when the door opened and P-chan came in. Since I was closer to the door, he was the first person I saw, so I glared at him. He walked across the floor all the way to Akane's bed while sparing my nervous glances.
"Look, it's my little P-chan! Come here baby!" Akane cooed. Ranki and Akane kept swooning over P-chan while I just sat there and watched.
"Hey Akane… Is it ok if I sleep with P-chan tonight? We could take turns every night if you want." I said. Akane thought about it for a bit and then handed me P-chan.
"Sure, if you're going to live here then now would be a good time for him to get comfortable around you." She said. I smiled and crawled over to my bed. Since my bed was at the foot of Akane's bed, they couldn't see what I was doing nor hear me.
'Damn it! Why does this girl have to ruin everything?' P-chan said. I bet he doesn't know I can understand pigs.
"I have a name you know, and I wasn't trying to ruin anything, Ranma told me to have you sleep with me tonight… not in the wrong way." I whispered as I placed P-chan on my stomach. P-chan froze and looked at me.
'You can understand me?' He bwee'd. I smiled and nodded. He continued to stare at me… which got a bit unnerving since his eyes were so big… but eventually he stopped and layed down on my stomach and closed his eyes. I smiled and soon fell asleep also.
The Next Morning:
I soon woke up to something hitting my forehead.
'WAKE UP!' I heard. I opened my eyes and looked around. Ryoga was sitting on my chest, though neither of us really cared, and was hitting his hooves against me. I picked him up and sat up. I saw that Akane and Ranki were already awake and out of the room.
"Uh… where did they go?" I said as I looked back at Ryoga.
'They are about to leave.' He bwee'd. I gasped.
"What! That means I missed breakfast!" Silence… "Oh wait… I'm not a breakfast person." (A/N: That's actually true... every morning i wake up late and then i get pissed that i missed breakfast but than i remember i don't eat breakfast at the last second. Then Sophia just either laughs or calls me stupid.) Ryoga sweat dropped as I laughed nervously. I got up and went to look for some clothes and my ice skates in my suitcase.
I got out a yellow shirt decorated with black roses, black Chinese pants that are similar to Ranma's and some normal black slip-ons, and of course my famous yellow and black checkered headband.
"Turn around dude." I said as I pulled of my shirt. Ryoga turned around so I could get dressed.
'Not like I want to see anything.' He said. I glared at his little pig back.
"Shut up before I feel like cooking some bacon as a to-go breakfast." I threatened.
'YOU WOULD EAT YOUR OWN FRIEND!' He screamed.
"Friend as in you or as in pigs?" I asked. He seemed to think about it for a bit.
'Both I guess.' I just shrugged.
"I guess not." I said just as I slipped on the last shoe. "You can turn around now." I grabbed him by his bandana and went downstairs. It took me a while to find the stairs but I got to them eventually.
I went downstairs and saw Ranki, Akane and Ranma just about to leave.
"You jerks! You were about to leave me weren't you?" I called. They froze and turned around.
"We tried to wake you up but all you did was punched us in the face and screamed, 'GET THE HELL OUT I'M SLEEPING.'" Ranma said bluntly. I stared at him and blinked… I forgot I'm not a morning person.
"I did?" I asked. The three nodded slowly and sweat dropped.
"I'm surprised P-chan didn't wake up through all of that." Ranki said.
"Speaking of P-chan, Ranma, I can understand what P-chan says." I said.
"Oh now aren't you lucky P-chan, you finally have someone to talk to now." He said as he poked Ryoga's snout, which just caused Ryoga to bite him.
"Ow! Damn it!" Ranma grabbed his finger and started sucking on it. I hope he knows he's sucking on pig spit…
"Ranma, stop teasing P-chan." Akane scolded. Ranma was about to reply but didn't since Akane was already out of the door.
"So Akane, is it just us or did you invite some friends?" Ranki asked.
"Oh yeah, I asked my friends Yuka and Sayuri to come. Ranma invited Hiroshi and Daisuke. They said they were just going to hang out in the restaurant that's at the sport's center while we skate." She said. I nodded along with Ranki and we continued on our way to the ice rank.
At The Ice Rank:
When we got there, we met up with Akane's and Ranma's friends who were actually really nice. Even though Hiroshi and Daisuke were a little bit of perverts and they finish each other's sentences… they're still nice… I guess.
Akane decided to skate with P-chan while Ranki, Sayuri, Yuka and I got to know each other. About 10 minutes later, Sayuri called Akane over for a break.
At Some Random Table:
"Huh… you think we should join the skate club?" Akane asked after she took a bite out of her ice cream. Sayuri and Yuka suggested that Akane and I join the skate club just because we are the best out of the five of us.
"Come on, it'll be fun." Sayuri said.
"And I bet you'll both be good at it." Yuka added.
"Yea, I may not be good on skating but you're really better than some of the other people on the rank." Ranki said. I just looked down at my ice cream, a little bit embarrassed.
"Hmm…" Akane suddenly stood up. "Oh! I knew I forgot something; I left P-chan in the rank." I snorted; Ryoga deserves to be left there.
"Who's P-chan?" Sayuri asked.
"It's her little pet pig." Yuka answered. Akane grabbed my arm and hauled me up.
"Come on Ryigi, we have to find him." She said as she dragged me away from the table.
"Eh? Why me? I'm sure he's fine." I said.
"I don't care; if anything happens to him I'll be devastated. And besides, you'll be faster on the ice when you're looking than the others." She said. I sighed and followed her onto the rank.
The first thing I saw when we first stepped foot on the rank, was a girl go pass us with the POOFIEST hair I have ever seen. She was also dress in a lot of pink and looked about 13 or so. I mentally put her on my list of 'People to Avoid'
"P-chan! P-chan!" Akane and I called.
"Where could he have gone?" Akane said to herself more than me.
"P-chan, where are you?" I called. We decided to ask some of the people in the rank and most of them said that they saw someone take him. I almost had a heart attack right then and there… SOMEONE KID-NAPPED RYOGA!
We went back to the others and told them what the locals told us. Ranki suggested that we go talk to Ranma about it. So that is how we heard him say,
"Besides, she is so un-cute!" Akane opened the door that was right behind him.
"RANMA!" She said angrily.
"GAH!" Ranma jumped and turned around. "I'm a… a… what do you want? Y-you gonna hit me again?" He said as he got into a fighting stance. With every step he took back, Akane took one forward with Ranki and I right behind her. Sayuri and Yuka stayed near the door.
We watched as Akane's face turned from angry to sad. "Uh… uh… aw man now cut that out would ya? Don't cry Akane, I always say that you're un-cute." I sweat dropped… I don't think that changes anything.
"P-chan… is gone!" Akane said.
"Just cuz I say it don't mean that I-what the… P-chan?" Ranma was in the middle of apologizing when what Akane said finally sunk in.
"P-chan vanished at the skating rank." I said calmly. I watched as his face went from nervous and scared to bored and annoyed.
"Somebody kid-napped him!" Akane exclaimed.
"We've got witnesses and everything!"Ranki said with the same amount of emotion as Akane. I heard foot-steps behind me and the owner saying, 'Come on in!' Ranma and I both looked over the door and saw the same girl from earlier… holding Ryoga!
"What did this kid-napped pig look like?" Ranma asked with a hand on his chin.
"You know what he looks like." Akane said.
"Well I don't suppose he looked like that." I said while pointing at the girl. Akane followed my finger.
"P-chan!" Akane said as I walked over to the girl and tried to get him from her.
"P-chan." I said, but before I could reach him, the girl took a step back.
"Go away! Who are you? This is Azusa's little Charlotte." This so called Azusa said as Ryoga struggled to reach me.
"No it's not!" I nearly screamed.
"Enough jokes! This is my pet pig, P-chan." Akane said as she also tried to get Ryoga.
"But you're wrong. Don't you think Azusa knows her little Charlotte?" Azusa said right before a hand reached out from behind her and took Ryoga from his bandana. "Ahh! Give it back! Give Azusa back her Charlotte! Charlotte!" She cried as she jumped up and down to reach Ryoga.
The guy who took Ryoga was holding him just out of her reach and was looking at us. He was very tall with icy blue eyes and brown hair.
He crouched down to my eye level and handed me Ryoga.
"Is it yours?" He asked.
"Uh… yea, kinda." I said.
"What a dream." I heard Sayuri say from behind me.
"I'll say." Yuka replied.
"Please except my apologies."
"Thank you, it's alright." Akane said as she reached over to pet Ryoga's ear. The guy walked over to a table and sat down as Azusa glared at us and stuck out her tongue. Akane paid no mind but I returned the favor.
"You see she makes a hobby of collecting these cute little things." He said as Azusa hit him in the head with her fist while screaming, 'Give Azusa back her Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte!' "Even if they don't belong to her… ha." He said as he placed his elbow on the table. Azusa grabbed a pan and started hitting him on the head with it while she continued to scream, 'Charlotte!' "She has this appalling habit of giving things a silly name and taking it home with her."
"Isn't that…" Daisuke started.
"…Against the law?" Hiroshi finished.
"And that's why the one she calls Charlotte is actually your own abducted pet." He said as Azusa grabbed one of the restaurant chairs and started hitting him while still screaming, 'Charlotte!'
After about 9 hits on the head from the chair, he finally snapped. He stood up and turned around.
"That's enough already! You have made your point, ok!" He screamed. Azusa started to make crying noises without really crying. Suddenly she turned towards Akane and me and glared… we just stared in return blankly and blinked… talk about bi-polar.
"If you won't give Charlotte back…" She turned and pointed dramatically which caused me to snort. "…then Azusa challenges you!" She said.
"You want to fight us is that it?" Akane asked.
"Don't be so tacky, Azusa's talking about figure skating!" She said as she held up her own pink skates.
"Skating?" I repeated.
"You do know how to skate don't you? If Azusa wins, you give her back Charlotte!" She said.
"Ah… now I remember." Sayuri said from our left.
"Huh?" Akane and I both asked as we turned to face her.
"I just knew I've seen those two somewhere before. I'm sure." The guy went to stand next to Azusa and did some… pose thingy. Is that sparkles…? "It is them, the legendary Golden Pair of Kolhotz High School."
"I'm Azusa Shiratori." Azusa said… finally she says something in first person.
"Mikado Sanzenin." The guy said.
"Will someone please order something?" The owner called but we ignored him.
"I think I'd cancel the match if I were you." Yuka told us.
"The Golden Pair has an unbroken record of 950 consecutive figure skating victories." Sayuri said.
"It makes no difference."Akane said.
"Why don't you surrender and get it over with? Hm?" Azusa asked.
"Surrender? You'll have to kill us first." I said. Azusa just giggled and turned to Ryoga who was still in my arms.
"Be brave my darling Charlotte, Azusa will take care of everything." She said.
"P-chan don't you worry; there's no way we're gonna let her take you from us." Akane said. I looked over at Ranma and saw that he wasn't even paying attention. I could practically hear him thinking, 'I hope they both lose.'
I rolled my eyes when Mikado came over to us. I'm getting a weird vibe from that guy.
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive my partner's rudeness? As a token of my apology…" Mikado trailed off as he cupped Akane's head in his hands and leaned in with his eyes closed. I could see Akane's face change from shock to disgust. Everyone was watching in shock, I was glaring, and Ranma and Ranki were just staring at it like it was normal.
Before anyone could blink, a fish sausage appeared on his cheek and a noodle landed in his hair… and that's when I blinked.
Mikado stopped dead in his tracks, opened his eyes, and looked over at Ranma and Ranki, who had their finger lifted up as if they just flicked something. He took off the fish sausage and took out the noodle and turned his whole body toward the twins who were now giving him a side way glare.
It was so quite I swear I could hear some type of back-round music or something.
Mikado walked over to their table and held up one hand that had the fish sausage and noodle while the other was on the table.
"What a refreshing way to issue a challenge. Very well, I will accept. The match will take place a week from today at the Kolhotz High School skating rank." Mikado said right before Azusa came over saying, 'Oh that fish sausage and noodle is so cute!' while trying to jump for it. "You can skate can't you?" Azusa is still jumping up and down for the food while saying, 'Françoise, Danielle!'
Ranma and Ranki stared at the table, then at each other and then stood up at the same time saying,
"Have it your way." They both left the restaurant with us following… they made a Wendy's reference.
"Come on let's…" Daisuke said.
"…Get out of here." Hiroshi finished. They really need to stop doing that… that's Ranma and Ranki's think and when they do it, it gets annoying.
"DO YOU REALIZE YOU COMPLETELY RUINED THE EFFECT YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT?" Was the last thing I heard from Mikado before we left. I know Mikado… I know how you feel.
A/N: I hate it when I'm trying to add some dramatic effect to something and then someone just ruins it. It's like, 'WHAT THE HELL! I WAS TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC YOU BASTARD! INTO THE CORNER FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN!'... Anyways... thank you for reading this chapter.
