Episode 4: Weegee Strikes Back

Just an hour after the Shepherds had left the grounds, the ever silly Mailtoad marched right on over, with a ton of mail for the Smashers. He stepped on over to the grounds's mailbox, pulling out the mail before attempting to open the box...

~Know What I Mean from Mario Party 2 starts to play~

... but then Waluigi popped his head right of the mailbox.

"Hhhiiii Mailtoad!" Waluigi greeted the mushroom mailman. In response, Mailtoad... started flinging his arms around while his head flew off his body before he just vanished, leaving behind all the mail for the Smashers. "OK, see you later!" The purple moron pulled himself out of the tiny, metal box, with Wario popping out a few seconds later, and a few seconds after that, Sans did as well. The Wario Bros. stayed by the mailbox to check the mail while Sans ran back into the grounds.

"So, what does this dump have for mail today?" Wario questioned as his bro picked up the mail.

"Let's see... junk mail, junk mail, junk mail, taxes, junk mail, junk mail, a check worth one million dollars, junk mail, Mario Party: Star Rush ad, and... hey, mail for you, Wario!" Waluigi said.

"Gimme that!" the dunce roared as he grabbed the letter before reading it out loud. "Dear Wario, you have just won a trip to some stupid island for no apparent reason! There, you will meet the Boss Baby! You may bring up to eight friends! Not clickbait! Please come unarmed."

"Waa, what's a Boss Baby?" Waluigi wondered, folding his arms.

"I dunno, but it sounds stupid," Wario replied. "That aside, this sounds great! A FREE island vacation! Away from this boring place! We can't pass this up!"

"You got that right!" Waluigi said. The two then dashed right back into the grounds, going to gather some friends for the trip.

XxXx

~Know What I Mean stops as Beach from Pokémon Snap starts~

Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Lucario, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Lucina, and Yoshi were at the closest beach to the Smash Grounds, Beam Sword Beach, preparing to board the boat that would take them to the island.

"It's a shame Crazy couldn't come with us. But I guess that watching a SpongeBob marathon in his sleep is fun too," Wario remarked.

"Remind me why I actually bothered to come with you imbeciles?" Lucario asked as he carried his luggage onto the boat that would take them to their destination.

"Because, if you refused, we would make you watch WAA-Conda again, remember?" Waluigi answered.

"Oh... right. Ugh," the Aura Pokémon groaned. Wario was about to comment on how Lucario was somehow jealous because he couldn't make a video as half as good, but his cell phone started ringing like crazy, forcing him to answer.

"Waa, who's this?" Wario answered.

"It's E. Gadd! Now, where are you lunatics?! I need you to find the flash drive!" E. Gadd replied.

"We're taking a trip to some island, and you aren't going to stop us! We'll start looking for that thing tomorrow!"

"No! That flash drive must be found as soon as possi- wait, an island you say?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"This island... it wouldn't happen to be north of Beam Sword Beach, would it?"

"Yep, north of Beam Sword Beach."

"Ohohoho! Then you're heading close to where the flash drive was detected! Granted, I can't get a perfect signal from it, but... make sure you look for it while you are on your trip, OK?"

"Waa... fine."

"Good! Now then, good luck!" The call then ended and Wario put his phone away before running over to the boat.

XxXx

~Beach stops~

About an hour later, the gang had finally arrived on the island. Rolling hills, Goombas rolling down the rolling hills, palm trees, and flowers with smiley faces covered the island, but the most noteworthy feature was the certain castle that loomed over everything else.

"Sure was nice of some random guy to invite us here in the tropic, eh Waluigi?" Wario asked.

"I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!" Waluigi responded. "And they probably did!"

"Everyone, look! Lotsa spaghetti!" Falco yelled, pointing to a huge plate of spaghetti that was just sitting there.

"I told you!" Waluigi bragged as Snake, Yoshi, and Lucina ran for the pasta.

"Something's not right," Lucario said. "What kind of dunce other than Wario, Waluigi, or their stupid friends would leave a huge plate of pasta out in the open like this?"

"Who cares, spaghetti is spaghetti!" Waluigi yelled as he ran for the pasta as well. Just as he was about to get his fair share, a cage surrounded the massive pile of food, capturing the three of the eight Smashers, before teleporting out of sight.

"No! Snake!" Duck Hunt Dog cried out.

"No!" Wario shouted. "Our pasta!"

"I told you!" Lucario bragged.

"Shut up, only I can say that," Waluigi said before pushing the Pokémon over. Suddenly, a shadow appeared over the gang of five, causing them to look up.

~Boss from Sonic The Hedgehog starts to play~

"Well well, if it isn't the "Wario Boobs" and company!" the owner of the shadow, Weegee, chuckled evilly.

"Weegee!" Wario shouted back. "Snooping as usual, I see!"

"And you're as fucking stupid as usual," Weegee cursed. "You fell nearly perfectly into my trap!"

"What's the big idea, kidnapping our friends like that?!" Duck Hunt Dog demanded to know. "I thought you only really had beef with Wario, Waluigi, and Falco!"

"That was the case, but ever since our first encounter, I've done a bit of thinking and, well, those buffoons aren't the only ones on my hit list now," Weegee answered.

"Enough! Hand over our friends or this won't end well for you!" Lucario commanded.

"Like I'd do that. If you want your crappy friends back, you fools will have to rescue them yourselves. You better pray that you can crawl through my castle and find them... if you can even get that far!" Weegee then teleported away, leaving the five remaining Smashers to run over to Weegee's Castle.

XxXx

~Boss stops as Gruntilda's Lair from Banjo-Tooie starts~

Weegee was standing in between two signs, both of which guiding passerby down one of two trails. One trail lead down to Weegee's Castle, the other to an entrance to the Internet that Weegee constructed. In an attempt to thwart the Wario Bros., the evil, stiff meme switched the signs and teleported away, heading off a bit closer to his castle. A few minutes later, Wario and his gang showed up, noticing the two signs and trails.

"The one on the left says "To Weegee's Castle" and the one on the right says "To the Internet"," Lucario said.

"No dip, Sherlock!" Waluigi replied.

"Yeah, we're all out of dip," Falco said as he shook an empty cup. "I guess that means I'll just have to eat bread without it." Falco then pulled out a loaf of bread from out of nowhere and began scarfing it down his throat while he walked down the "Weegee's Castle" path.

"Something's telling me that this a trap," Wario said. "I say we go on the "Internet Path"."

"You're just trying hard to look smart," Lucario responded.

"Whatever. You can come crawling back to us once you find out you were wrong," Waluigi taunted as he and Wario moved onto the right path. Lucario and Duck Hunt Dog followed Falco down the left path. A few seconds later, the trio came running back, heading back towards the other path.

"AAAAAHHHHH, RULE THIRTY FOUR!" Duck Hunt screamed.

"AAAAAHHHHH, LENGTHY YOUTUBE ADS!" Lucario shouted.

"AAAAAHHHHH, I LIKE SCREAMING!" Falco yelled.

XxXx

Weegee was now in front of a large hill, next to path that lead to his castle. Using a paintbrush, he painted a tunnel on the rock face, as well as a sign saying "Shortcut to Weegee's Castle!" He then hid behind some nearby bushes, waiting for the heroes to show up.

"Hey guys, a shortcut!" Wario shouted as he came into view.

"Gee, how convenient," Lucario commented. The group of five walked to the painting and... somehow managed to walk through it.

"Wait, what?!" Weegee said as he jumped out from the bushes. "How did they manage to walk through?!" The Luigi doppleganger then started to run through the rock face, but then realized just what was going to happen. "Oh no, I know how this is. The "good guys" get to waltz right in just fine, but when the one pulling this trick winds up slamming into the rock! I won't fall for that shit!" Weegee then started charging up a laser beam from his eyes, firing just seconds after into the tunnel. However, the beam merely traveled through the cavern, doing no damage whatsoever. Weegee turned to the "screen" and shrugged before marching through the tunnel... only for it to cave in as soon as he entered. "Ugh... I knew it would happen, I prepare for it, and my own Looney Tunes trick completely backfires. Just great."

XxXx

~Gruntilda's Lair stops~

"Weegee's Castle, dead ahead!" Waluigi shouted, pointing to the giant castle. The only thing standing between the fortress and the gang now was a seemingly bottomless canyon, with the only way across being a shaky, old bridge.

"Try not to fall into the canyon below, or else you will die," Waluigi warned, saying the last five words in CD-I Ganon's voice.

"This is no time for CD-I references!" Lucario responded.

"But that's what all true warriors strive for," Wario said. Lucario groaned and Duck Hunt Dog sighed as the five slowly traveled over the bridge.

XxXx

"Welcome back, Weegee!" one of Weegee's enslaved Goomba guards said as the Luigi impostor approached the castle's dungeon. "Here to check on the prisoners?"

"Yes," the evil being said as the doors opened. The two made their way to the cells, stopping in front of the one with the other three Smashers inside.

"You owe me a huge plate of spaghetti, you dictator!" Yoshi shouted.

"Shut up dino brain, I owe you nothing!" Weegee taunted. "Now, how to torture you fools... I know! The prehistoric idiot will be forced lay eggs until he dies from it, I'll make the princess the maid around here, and... I'll just get rid of Snake, because he's too stupid."

"You won't get away with this! Waluigi and everyone else will save us!" Lucina argued.

"Yeah yeah yeah, hope will never die, whatever," Weegee muttered, turning to the Goomba guard. "You go check on my secret weapon while I check on Malleo, got it?"

"Aye aye sir!" the Goomba said. Both of them went there separate ways while the three Smashers looked at each other with confusion.

XxXx

"Man, this place is huge!" Wario shouted as the group made it into the dark castle.

"And empty," Lucario added. "No guards whatsoever? Or anything? Even you three don't seem that dumb."

"Quiet, you furball! We're not stu- hey, look!" Wario shouted. "A button!"

"It says "Do not press this button unless there are intruders. Knowing the Wario Bros., they'll press this regardless". Let's press it!" Waluigi shouted.

"No, don't!" Lucario yelled as Waluigi pressed it. Immediately, an alarm went off within the room, and Goomba guards rushed in seconds later, surrounding the five Smashers. "Now look what you've done!"

"Don't worry, I have a plan!" Wario replied as he ate a ton of garlic as fast as he could.

"That plan being?!" Duck Hunt asked.

"This!" Wario said as he released a massive fart. The guards choked on the horrid stench, while Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Lucario, and Duck Hunt Dog escaped the smell, with the latter three holding their noses.

XxXx

~Battle Fanfare from Paper Mario starts~

The Weegee version of Mario, Malleo, was sitting in his room, playing Sonic Adventure on his Dreamcast, just having a gay ol' time.

"Man, this is just like 1999 all over again... except this time, I'm in some dingy castle, but whatever! Still nothing but nostalgia!" Malleo cheerfully said. That's when Weegee slowly entered the room. "Heya Weegee! What's up?"

"Something big's going on, that's what's up. You see, we have a few guests over-"

"Ooh! Guests?! Sounds fun!" Malleo replied, throwing his controller aside and jumping off of his bed.

"No no Malleo, calm dow-"

"Yeah yeah yeah! I'm going to have some new friends!" Malleo said. He rushed out of the room, leaving Weegee to sigh.

"Ugh... excitable older brothers." Weegee then gave chase, leaving the lights and TV on and everything.

XxXx

~Battle Fanfare stops~

The gang of five found themselves within a dark hallway that was usually blocked off. Even the Goomba guards or Malleo weren't allowed to be in there, even in case of emergencies. The only lights in the hallway were barely functioning, only giving off the smallest amount of light and constantly flickering. Aside from the lights, the only other things in the entire hallway was a lone bookshelf and plenty of books in it.

"Yeah, so what? I don't care if you smell slightly worse than usual," Waluigi stated, stopping and turning around towards the Aura Pokémon.

"Slightly worse than usual?" Lucario commented, shoving his face right into Waluigi's. "What's that supposed to mean?!"

"It means you always smell bad, loser!" Wario remarked. Lucario lunged for Wario, which resulted in the two starting a fight. Waluigi hastily joined in, and Falco tried to break up the three. DHD merely sighed before noticing a worn out, green book with the word "diary" on it. Deciding to read it until the others stopped fighting, he opened it to the fifth page... which was among the most bizarre pages in the entire diary.

~Mt. Moon from Pokémon: FireRed/ LeafGreen starts~

"June 13th, 1997

Dear diary,

Honestly, today was boring. Aside from playing a little of Sonic 2 with Malleo, it was nothing but laying around and doing nothing.

But then dad came home late at night... alone. Mom never showed up. And... dad was shivering as if he'd seen a ghost. He sure as heck wasn't cold or anything... it's summer, darn it. He wouldn't answer anything I asked him. Where mom was, if I could get some pizza... nothing. I'm... just confused right now. I'm sure everything's fine and all, but... still.

XxXx

June 14th, 1997

Dad locked himself in his own room and still wasn't saying a word. Mom still wasn't home.

... Found out why on the news.

Mom's dead. And it sure wasn't just some accident. Her whole arm was sliced off and no one can find it. Some... some monster killed her. Dad must have seen the body or something. That's why he's all shook up.

Malleo's still in the dark about this, and I'm making sure that things stay that way. Since dad is likely going to die in fear in that room, I'm taking over. And I'm keeping Malleo away from the news. I'm never letting him out of the house by himself.

I'm not letting his innocence die.

XxXx

June 15th, 1997

Dad's gone. Door was unlocked, window was shattered...

What the fuck is going on.

Just... what is going o-"

"Hey, Duck Hunt, we're moving on!" Falco yelled from the other end of the hall. DHD kept staring at the diary for a second before replying and following.

"Uh, yeah, I'm coming!"

XxXx

~Mt. Moon stops~

Weegee came to an intersection of three wide hallways, looking for Malleo. Not finding him, he ran straight ahead, not knowing that his brother was right behind a nearby plant. Malleo slunk out of his hiding spot and giggled.

"Gee, if Weegee wanted to play hide and seek with me, he coulda just said so," Malleo said. "Or did he want to play tag? Maybe I should've asked." Malleo then just stared off into the direction Weegee went for a moment until he heard footsteps from behind him. Turning around, Malleo saw the crew of five approaching, though they skidded to a halt.

"Waa! Who're you?" Waluigi asked.

"My name's Malleo! And you must be those guests Weegee told me about!"

~Guildmaster Wigglytuff from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time/ Darkness starts to play~

"And we're going to be the best of friends!" the meme responded. Lucario had a large sweat drop on his head for some reason, as well a tired look on his face, while everyone else were just confused.

"Uh... you want to be best friends... against Weegee's own wishes?" Duck Hunt Dog questioned.

"Hm? What do you mean?" Malleo asked.

"We mean that he wants us dead!" Lucario answered.

"Ah! I hate it when my bro just wants to hurt new friends! What's his problem with you guys?"

"Well... me, Waluigi, and Falco I... summoned him to this world on accident and he got mad because we separated him from you," Wario answered.

"Oh. I can understand why he hates you then, but... why does he have to be such a big, fat meanie?!"

"Look, Malleo or whatever your name is, we're in a bit of a rush to save a few friends of ours. Do you know where your brother might be keeping them?" Lucario asked.

"Yeah yeah yeah! In the dungeon! It's down that way a bit!" Malleo informed, pointing down the third hallway. "It's the only room down there!"

"Thanks!" Duck Hunt Dog quickly said before running down the hall alongside Lucario. The other three were just about to follow, but Malleo tackled them.

"Wait!" Malleo said, getting off of them while pulling out a little note. "Here's my email! Please talk to me online when you can!" Falco grabbed the slip of paper, which had "Sonmalli94 " on it. "Oh, and if you never played the game Sonic 06, Next Gen, whatever you want to call it... DON'T."

"OK, thanks for the advice!" Wario said as the trio got up.

"Hey! Wario, Waluigi, Falco! Hurry up, Lucario fell down a hole, and I'm not getting any response from him!" Duck Hunt yelled, now standing in front of a square hole.

"Yeah yeah, we're coming!" Waluigi replied as the trio walked over. Malleo wondered what to do for a moment until he decided to teleport back to his room and continue playing Sonic Adventure.

XxXx

~Guildmaster Wigglytuff stops~

"I'm innocent, I tell ya!" Vile the Reploid, who was stuck in a damp cell across from Yoshi, Snake, and Lucina's cell shouted. "I was just tripping down the stairs! I didn't mean to send that kid into the void!"

"Geez, will that guy shut up?!" Yoshi complained, waking up from a nap.

"Probably not soon," Lucina said. "But... hopefully soon."

"Don't worry," Snake said as he was carving a key out of soap. "Within an hour, I will have us all free."

"Or maybe Wario will save us," Yoshi replied as Wario, Waluigi, Falco, and Duck Hunt Dog appeared out of nowhere, before Wario ripped the metal bars apart.

"Hey, where's Lucario?" Lucina asked as she walked out through the bars.

"He fell down a hole," Wario muttered. "He should be fine, I think that flea bag still had eight lives or something."

XxXx

"Oof!" Lucario grunted as he smashed into the bottom of a dark pit (and no, not that kind of Dark Pit). "I always wondered what was at the bottom of these pits," he said as he got up. "Didn't exactly expect that it would just be plain darkness though."

"Oh, but there's much more than darkness! Including a friend in me!" a voice replied as a set of lights turned on. The light revealed the place to be an exact copy of YouTube's website, with random and stupid videos all about, ranging from video game music extensions by BrawlBRSTMs3 X, DidYouKnowGaming videos, and so much more. The only thing that was out of place was a giant Trojan Horse, the owner of the voice, that loomed over Lucario.

"Uh... you were the one talking to me... right?" Lucario asked the Trojan Horse... which responded by shattering its head, revealing a glitchy creature inside the wooden horse.

"YES, NOW DIE, LOWER LIFEFORM!" the glitch matter screamed from the top of its non-existent lungs. Lucario ran away from the glitchy beast, who crawled out of its horse body to follow.

XxXx

"Either way..." Wario continued. "We need to focus on dealing with Weegee!"

"Whatever you say..." Yoshi muttered as he, Snake, and Lucina got out of the cell.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!" Vile roared.

"Yeah! I have to get back to playing Cars for the Wii!" a Koopa Troopa who shared Vile's cell added.

"Fine, ya whiny losers," Wario said before running over to every single filled cell, breaking the bars and setting everyone free. As soon as Wario was finished, everyone ran for the dungeon's exit.

XxXx

Weegee was sitting at the room where the computer he found in the castle when he first arrived. Messing around on the computer, he was spying on the Weegee version of Bowser, named Bowza.

"I guess Bowza will be the next one to bring here. He sure as well won't enjoy being a goon, but he'll just have to deal with it," Weegee muttered. Just then, a Goomba goon rushed into the room, sweating and panting.

"W-weegee, sir!" the Goomba panted. "I have a status report!"

"Go on," Weegee replied, still keeping his eye on the computer.

"Well... firstly, it appears Malleo went back to his room. No one's seen him with Wario or any of those weirdos. Secondly, we have the secret weapon ready whenever you need it."

"What about Wario and those fools? Are they in the castle?"

"Oh, uh... yes, they are. Last I heard they broke everyone out of the dungeon."

"Well then... I guess it's time for the secret weapon then," Weegee coldly stated as he shut the computer down and got up. "You stay here and lock the door. I'll go take care of them."

"Y-yes sir!" the Goomba complied before Weegee teleported to the location of his secret weapon.

XxXx

The seven Smashers were sitting on a few beds in the Goombas's bedroom. Falco had a map of the castle's first floor in his hands and was trying to find out where they were.

"Hmm... I think we're right here, right by the lake that's supposed to be outside," Falco claimed.

"Lemme see that!" Waluigi said, swiping the paper out of the space pilot's hands. Waluigi and Duck Hunt stared at it for a few moments until DHD spoke up.

"Falco, that isn't a map of this castle. That's Snake's lewd drawing of Zelda, with the "lake" being a coffee stain."

"... Oh. I couldn't tell when it was upside down," Falco replied, scratching the back of his head.

"I guess that explains why it smells like coffee and panties. Doesn't explain why it smells like soap though," Wario mentioned.

"How would you know what panties smell like?" Yoshi asked.

"Wearing those panties of WAA-Conda has left their weird scent on me. Not even a bath could get that scent off," Wario answered.

"What I'd like to know is why did Falco have my drawing in the first place?" Snake brought up.

"Hey, I just found it on the floor just a few minutes ago! It's not like I stole it or anything... baka!" Falco said.

"What's going on?" Lucario inquired as he entered the room.

"What happened to you is the bigger question," Lucina said.

"Long story short, I fell in a hole, got sent to the Internet again, came across some sort of weird monster in a wooden horse, ran from him, came across some bee named Boo the Bee that looked like someone Sonic knows, escaped from the Internet, and crawled through this place until, well... here I am," Lucario stated.

"The... the Internet? What else in Grima's name happened to you guys before you found us?" Lucina wondered.

"Well, you se-" Wario said before he was interrupted by an explosion that occurred outside. The entire castle shook slightly from the blast, and the Smashers hastily ran out of the room just to see what was going on.

XxXx

~Egg Dealer from Shadow The Hedgehog starts to play~

A bunch of small speed boats controlled by the prisoners Wario set free were dashing through Weegee's battleship armada in the waters surrounding the island. Vile and the Koopa Troopa he was imprisoned with were leading the speed boats, with Vile driving the boat while Koopa aimed a rocket launcher at any ship he could. In fact, the explosion that shook the castle was caused by the Koopa sinking one of Weegee's ships with the rocket launcher. The Smashers made it to the beach where they first landed and took in the sight of the massive fleet.

"Where's our boat?!" Lucario yelled.

"Weegee must've trashed it or something! That rotten loser..." Wario grumbled.

"There's gotta be another way of this dump!" Duck Hunt stated.

~Egg Dealer stops~

"Oh, there sure as hell is another way outta here all right," a certain evil meme said as a large shadow loomed over the gang.

~Militant Missionary from Sonic Adventure starts to play~

Everyone turned around and noticed Weegee controlling his secret weapon: a large mech shaped like his own head, with two, white, glove-like hands floating by it. The left hand was even twitching like crazy, just like, well, Crazy Hand.

"I had this bad boy for a few years now, and now I can finally test it out on all of you!" Weegee boasted from inside the mech. "Wario! Waluigi! Bird brain! And all you other damn fools! It's time for your demise!"

"Says you, loser!" Wario yelled.

"Yeah, the only one meeting his demise is you, you maniac!" Snake shouted.

~Militant Missionary stops~

But then, a half red, half gray ball bounced right into the side of Weegee's mech, damaging the mechanical marvel a bit.

"What the?!" Weegee responded. Everyone one turned to where the ball landed, only to discover that it wasn't a ball at all, but rather the Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog version of Dr. Robotnik.

~AOSTH Robotnik's theme starts to play~

"Well well well, if it isn't the idea stealing Weegee! You nincompoop! You can't just take my mech idea and morph it into a narcissistic version just for you!" the "doctor" complained.

"Hold up! Where the hell did you come from?!" Weegee demanded to know.

XxXx

~Robotnik's theme stops as Running Through The Nineties starts one minute and twenty-five seconds in~

Malleo was messing around on Weegee's computer, summoning beings from the Internet, including all of AOSTH Robotnik's robots, Garfielf, the Illuminati, and even the godly Morshu.

XxXx

~Running Through The Nineties stops as Robotnik's theme starts again~

"That doesn't matter, you stupid oaf! All that matters is that I'm going to take you down!" Robotnik angrily replied.

"Well, if you want death so badly, I guess I can give it to you!" Weegee said. The mech charged for the portly man, who somehow dodged to attack by rolling to the side.

~Robotnik's theme stops~

Just then, a boat with wheels drove onto the beach, right next to the eight Smashers, before it hopped up into the air and turned back toward the sea. Upon re-landing back into the sand, the gang found Meta Knight, E. Gadd, and Kapp'n on it.

"Hurry! Get on while Weegee's distracted!" Meta Knight ordered. Everyone did just that immediately while Meta Knight and E. Gadd kept their eyes on the fight between Weegee and Robotnik.

"Alright, now get us outta here!" Lucario told Kapp'n.

"ARE YOU READY KIDS?" Kapp'n asked them, strangely enough, in Painty the Pirate's voice.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" Wario, Waluigi, and Falco replied.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"JUST GET THIS DAMN THING MOVING ALREADY!" Snake roared... which resulted in Kapp'n throwing a brick at his face.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" the three idiots shouted again.

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Kapp'n moaned as the engine started up.

~Climb Up! And Get The Last Chance! from F-Zero X starts to play~

The boat then dashed right into the sea, charging through the hoard of opposing battleships. Kapp'n steered the ship around the cannon balls the ships launched at them. However, two battleships surrounded the little ship, with a third one closing off the way Kapp'n's boat was going.

"We're doomed, doomed!" Duck Hunt panicked.

"No we aren't! Kapp'n, you see that angled rock over there?!" E. Gadd asked the kappa, pointing to a rock up ahead.

"Aye, I see it," Kapp'n replied.

"Drive onto it and keep going. We're going to fly over that boat!"

"Waa?! No, anything but that!" Waluigi whined.

"Too late!" Kapp'n said as the boat drove onto the rock at full speed. The boat then soared right into the air, high above the battleship, leaving the Smashers and the Goomba slaves on said battleship in awe before the boat safely fell back down onto the water.

"Wait... did that just happen? Did we seriously get away with that?" Duck Hunt Dog wondered.

"We did, and now we're home free!" E. Gadd exclaimed. Everyone cheered as the Smashers caught up with the prisoners, all of them driving back to Beam Sword Beach and leaving Weegee's Island and his naval army behind.

XxXx

~Climb Up! And Get The Last Chance! stops as Goodnight from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time/ Darkness starts~

"Waa, today was crazy," Wario said. He and Waluigi were in their room back in the palace, ready to go to bed.

"Waa... you say that as if the last two weren't," Waluigi yawned, pulling the blanket up onto himself better.

"Whatever... say, what do you think happened to Weegee? You know, after that Robotnik showed up?"

"Yeah... what did happen?"

XxXx

~Goodnight stops~

Weegee was all alone, sitting on the beach of his island, staring off into the night sky.

"Great. Just fucking great. The Wario Boobs get away, Robotnik wrecks something I spent years working on, and... well, taking care all those idiots Malleo summoned wasn't that bad..." the stiff, evil meme groaned.

"Heya Weegee! What are ya doing?" Malleo asked as he walked over to his little brother, carrying a phone book.

"Nothing I guess," Weegee sighed. "What are you doing?"

"One of those Goomba guys you hired told me to give you this phone book. They said there's something interesting on page seven. Something about machines."

"Page seven huh... let me see that," Weegee said. Malleo handed the book over and started walking away but stopped once he remembered something.

"Oh yeah! Weegee! I made some new friends today! Those guests you told me about, Wario, Waluigi... I like them and they like me! And I can't wait to have some fun with them!" Malleo then teleported back to the castle, making Weegee all alone again.

"Great... and now Malleo's friends with those idiots," Weegee whispered. "Guess I'll have to take them out without Malleo knowing about it... oh well. Let's see what those Goombas want me to see."

~Dark Cave from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~

Weegee opened the yellow book, right away onto page seven, which was entirely taken up by a single ad. Weegee was confused at first, but then decided to actually read through the ad.

"Let's see... a mastermind at mechanics and science... no money needed, just assist me with taking down my arch-nemesis... yadda yadda yadda... call at 112-1717-1987... the magnificent doctor... P.S. don't tell any heroes about this. Oh. Oh, I sure do get why those Goombas wanted me to see this. I guess they aren't as stupid as I thought. And this sure as hell would help me rebuild my mech... and make it even better!"

Weegee then laughed maniacally and loudly, scaring the nearby birds into flying away.