(AN: woa guys i workd rly hrd on dis chapter. dnt forget 2 vote 4 hte freetime events nd go on my profile 2 vote 4 ur fav chara :O)
Everyone looked at each other in shock. What was standing in front of us... Was this stupid ass pink bunny.
My face was then met by Hatsune's fist.
"YOU STUPID BAKA! THAT BUNNY IS SUGOIIIII KAWAIIIIIII!" She said with a gleam in her eyes.
"Thank you ms KawaiiNipples." The bunny said in a lispy voice. "My name is Magical Miracle Girl Usami! But you can call me Usami for showt."
"M-Magical girl?" Naoto questioned. "Y-You mean like... Me?"
"Yes!" Usami exclaimed with what could be presumed as a smile. "Except I'm not a basic bitch wike you."
"#YouGoGirl" Renee said.
Naoto rolled his eyes. "Oh hardy har har."
"Hmph... Miss... Usami... Please explain yourself..." Okita demanded.
"What do I have to expwain? I'm Usami! Your headmaster!"
"A STUFFED ANIMAL ACTING AS OUR HEADMASTER? THIS IS MOST UNACCEPTABLE AND WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED." Seiichi yelled.
"Like, OMFG, I refuse to be told what to do by a stuffed rabbit!" Emma disobeyed.
"P-Pwease... You aww... Awe making m-m-me cwyyyyyyy! :("
"You made the kawaii rabbit cry! D:" Hatsune yelled.
"AND NOW YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE!" Usami yelled in a satanic tone. "WE WILL NOW DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT... BY PICKING FROM "USAMI'S MAGICAL GUCCI BAG OF DEATH!"
"#ImScared" Renee said
"SHINE BRITE LYK A DIAMOND!" Sha'Diamond yelled while grabbing her hair.
"THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING! :D" Haruno yelled.
Usami began to hyperventilate. "Bweathe, Usami-chan... Bweathe..." she sighed. "N-now that that's out of the way, wets begin owientation! DIS ORIENTATION FINNA BE RULLY GOOD Y'ALL... BECAUSE WE AIN'T DOING NO ORIENTATION... We're going on a fiewd twip!"
"Uh... A field trip?" I asked. What could she possibly have meant?
"YES BITCH I JUST FUCKIN SAID A FIELD TRIP!" Usami yelled. I jumped. "Heehee! Wets skip ahead a bit so we don't have any mowe usewess diawogue!"
"THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND. ROUND AND ROUND. ROUND AND ROUND!"
(AN: I don't own "The Wheels On the Bus." all song rights and properties go to it's respective owners. PLS DON'T SUE ME MILEY!)
Haruno had been screaming that song for the past 3 hours. We had no idea where we were going, and some even suspected that Usami might be planning on killing us.
"HARUNO IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL CUT YOU OPEN SO WIDE THE WOUND WILL BE A PORTAL TO FUCKIN DISNEY LAND!" Hinako yelled. Haruno smiled.
"DISNEY LAND?! :D" she yelled. "I LOOOOOOOOOOVE DISNEY LAND! PLEASE DO IT! I WANNA GO TO DISNEY LAND!"
Hinako pulled out a knife and grinned. Several students, including myself, all had a look of concern on our face.
Seiichi hopped over the seat and snatched the knife from Hinako. "KNIVES ARE NOT PERMITTED AT SCHOOL!" He yelled.
"But... We aren't at a school!" Hinako winked. "We're on a bus!"
Seiichi groaned and handed the knife back to Hinako. "Very well, continue on with your... Murder..."
Midori got all wide eyed as Hinako raised the knife, aiming at Haruno, who was still smiling. She quickly snatched the knife away from her. "Seiichi! Hinako! At what point did murder seem ACCEPTABLE?"
Hinako shrugged. "I always murdered to get what I wanted. I don't see what the big deal is!" This caused everyone on the bus to stare at Hinako.
"WHAT?! I'M DA BADDEST BITCH ON DA BLOCK YOU CAN'T JUST MESS WITH ME LIKE DAT AND LIVE!"
"Goodness me..." Okita sighed. "I'm surrounded by idiots..."
Hatsune grinned and wrapped her arm around Okita. "AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT DES~!"
...
I shifted uncomfortably in my seat. Hinako was scaring me, and I wasn't necessarily a fan of the people I was sitting with;
Hashtag Renee and Alisha Orlando.
"#So... #HowYouTwoDoing." Renee asked. I shrugged, and Alisha grinned.
"OOOOOH BAYBEH I BE GOOD!" she smiled. I had noticed she was writing something in a notebook... And I thought to myself... Why not use this moment to introduce freetime events?
FREETIME EVENTS BEGIN!
Reiko: Hey Hashtag Renee do you wanna talk for a bit?
Renee: #No
END FREETIME EVENTS
Dammit. Looks like Renee wasn't in the mood to talk... It's a shame too because she seems really nice. I turned towards Alisha
FREETIME EVENTS BEGIN!
Reiko: So... Alisha... Wanna talk for a minute?
Alisha: SURE!
Reiko: But... What do we talk about?
Alisha: OOH LET'S TALK ABOUT NOVELS!
(Alisha spent the next 3 1/2 hours talking to me about some novel. I didn't really pay much attention to that bullshit because who even reads these days.)
(But nevertheless... I guess you could say I grew a bit closer with her)
GUCCI SHARD ACQUIRED
ALISHA ORLANDO'S REPORT CARD HAS BEEN UPDATED
NUMBER OF GUCCI SHARDS FOR ALISHA ORLANDO; 1
Reiko: The hell are these? I haven't even got my student ID how did her report card update?
Alisha: WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT? WHY YOU TALKIN TO YOSELF?
Renee: #HeCrayCray
Reiko: SHUT UP RENEE YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FREETIME EVENT.
END FREETIME EVENTS
"I hate to cut your freetime session but we've arrived at our destination! It's the wondaful, fantastic, wovey-dovey... HOPE'S NATIONAL PARK! Where we'ww wearn aww about Hope!"
":O" We all said.
(To be continued...)
