Guten tag Prussia und Russia!Well, I would like to know what was the best moment you two have ever had together? Yeah that's right. It just got all mushy in this letter. How and why did you two start going out anyway?Lebehol,Edelweiss

Dear Edelweiss:

Ivan: Edelweiss? As in Austria?

Gilbert: Damn.

Ivan: The best moment we've had together… Definitely our honeymoon.

Gilbert: Ja, it was awesome. We made love so much, I though I would break Ivan.

Ivan: *blushes*

Gilbert: You know I could have. Anyways, we began dating back in…1960...something. Ivan had been "stalking" me, and it was sort of tiring, so I decided to pay him attention. We became friends, and then I noticed how much I loved him so we began dating. I still love him.

Ivan: D-da.

Love,

Rossiyskaya Federatsiya & ex Konigreich PreuBen – Ivan Braginsky & Gilbert Weillschmidt.