I'm sssoooooooo sorry for not updating sooner! My Writer's Block, school and many other things have taken over my life lately. But I've decided to continue this no matter what, so here it is!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. All characters except for CG (that is, myself), belong to Lewis Carroll/Charles Dodgeson


CG: Welcome back. Now that we've gotten everyone to calm down, we can move on to another question. (hands microphone to )

: My question for EVERYONE...WHY THE HELL IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK!

(The cast and host sit in shock to this question)

CG: Um… I feel like the Hatter has the right to answer this one. After all, it is his riddle.

Queen of Hearts: (angrily) And you're saying that I don't!

CG: (bowing nervously) Not at all, Your Majesty. But if anyone does have an answer, then go ahead and say it.

Alice: Well… I don't know. It is a very curious question.

(An echo of agreement goes through the group)

Queen of Hearts: I say it is because I say so!

Cook: PEPPER!

Duchess: And the moral of that is….

CG: Again, Dutch, no one cares! (thinking for a second) But I think I know how we can solve this….

March Hare: A Caucus Race?

Alice: (groaning) Not another one of those! I'm dry and I prefer to stay that way! (A/N: Doesn't make sense, I know, but, hey, it IS Wonderland)

CG: Nope! (pulling out her laptop) We research answers!

Alice: I thought your Mom said-.

CG: Shh! Don't play Goody-Goody and she'll never find out!

Dormouse: (yawning) This is going to take a while….

(A few moments later….)

CG: Aha! I found something! Actually… I found multiple somethings!

Gryphon: Don't be all day about it!

CG: Here's one from Lewis Carroll himself: "Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!"

(The cast looks at her, confused)

CG: "Never" is "raven" backwards. It takes some thought for it to make sense.

March Hare: Any others?

CG: "They both stand on sticks", "they both have inky quills", "Because there is a B in both and an N in neither-."

Alice: That makes no sense!

CG: You have to say it to yourself for it to make sense. (looking at the screen) And, of course, there's the classic answer, "Poe wrote on both."

March Hare: That doesn't make any sense!

CG: To you, maybe. But to me and Alice it makes perfect sense! (realizing something, turning towards Mad Hatter) So… Mad Hatter… why IS a raven like a writing desk?

Mad Hatter: (staring at CG with fear) WHY IS A WHAT?

March Hare: (hiding behind the Mad Hatter) Raven! She's stark raving mad!

(Both start screaming non-sensibly)

CG: (facepalm) I should've known this was gonna happen. (to the audience) We'll be right back… (looking over at the duo) Maybe with them not in the room.


A/N: Fingers crossed I will get the next chapter up ASAP. I'm even thinking of using questions from my friends, but I LOVE hearing yours! So please send in more questions (especially for the smaller characters like the Duchess and the Mock Turtle. They want some too! :) )!