Skiergirl-I've had this idea stored in my head for a long while, ever since I read the spoilers about Hana liking Kazuma, not that that is a spoiler anymore but, hey, now people who are currently updated on the manga can read this since most of my other chapters have spoilers in them, I really got to stop reading those things, still, they are addictive. So, for everyone not to be confused this will be from Kyo's point of view. And be aware of the unexpected.

Shifu Ichida

Kyo's POV-

My first thoughts when I heard the news were, 'HELL NO!' After that I yelled at...them. Oh, hell, that sounds wrong. I mean I just can't believe they would...and she expects me to..NO! HELL NO! Never in my life.

Even now, I just can't believe it. Hana...and Shishou...oh hell, I just can't believe that she...and him...they..are...married now! It was a secret from everyone, even me. Hell, even me. Apparently one day Hana asked Tohru where Shishou lived, and from there she visited him and...who knows what? I don't even want to think about what might have happened. Or...what might happen. I mean, hell, Shishou is my father. And what does he do to me? He falls in love with a girl my own age. Oh Hell, she might even be younger then me. And then...oh holy shit. I don't know why I'm thinking of things like that. Perhaps I am becoming a perverted old man?

Still, married! I still can't see it. I just can't see how Shishou and Hana could get married. I mean, what if they KISS in front of m? Or hug?...Or both? I think I would, hell, I don't know. I can't run away again. There isn't anywhere to go. And besides I REALLY don't trust Hana now that she's married...oh hell, that still doesn't work.

I just can't help thinking...what if everyone finds out. They'll all know that Hana...and Kazuma and I...Oh shit.

I want to blame this all on that damn rat. That damn Yuki, but every time I try I think of Shishou and Hana...and...oh hell, I just lose track of my intentions. Still, sometimes I REALLY feel like punching Hana. But then Tohru would be upset. And I wouldn't want that. The last thing I need is her apologizing for making me mad. Really, it's all too much. I mean, Tohru's so happy for Hana and Shishou. I really don't think she notices there must be at least a twenty year age difference between them two.

Hell, I don't even know if Hana and Shishou know the difference. But it isn't like Shishou old, no, that damn Goth wave girl is too young. Yeah, it's all her fault. Everything. Falling in love and making Shishou fall in love too. I can't stand it.

And what's worse is Hana insists on me calling her mom! HELL NO! That's what I say. She is not my damn mother when she is my age! And all this annoyance is because she just had to go get married. Just had to fall in love and it just had to be with Shishou.

It's wrong. She has no idea who I am, and she does this. Shishou too. I would think he would never do this. But that with wave girl stole Shishou from me. She must have. Otherwise Shishou would never betray me like this. And I never would have a fight with Tohru's friend about me calling her mother. Which, by the way, is not happening in even a million billion lifetimes. She is anything BUT my mom. I don't care if she married Shishou. I don't care that they're happy together...or act like it. I don't care that everyone else seems happy for them. All this is just wrong.

Maybe, just maybe Shishou is somehow going senile. No, it just can't be. No matter how crazy one is you couldn't be crazy enough to marry that...that Hana. Shishou especially. He has me after all. Why does he need some stupid girl? What in the world could she offer that I don't have? Nothing I tell you. Nothing at all.

But Shishou doesn't seem, and probably will never seem, to realize this. He's floating on cloud nine in seventh heaven with his 'new wife.' Oh hell, that's still an awful thought.

I know I'll never get over this. I'll be scarred for life. I'll be forever changed. I'll have someone who is, related, HELL related, to me and is my own age and along with that is married to Shishou. It's just scary, too scary. And I'm the one suffering. No one cares about me, Kyo. No one cares that Hana wants me to call her mom. No one cares that, as far as the law is concerned, she will be... oh...shit...no. I'd rather break the law then ever admit any maternal relationships to her.

Still it really couldn't get any worse. Sometime soon everyone in school will find out and I'll never here the end of it. Especially from that damn Yankee. I think I'll just die...or...SHIT!...I just thought...what if...oh God...oh shit...oh hell. What if, they?... And then. Hell no. That would be disgusting. I can't believe I would think of something so dirty. Still...if, no, it won't. Never.

And if it does, oh holy hell. I'll just have to, hell...I don't know...I'll just have to hope that they NEVER go THAT far.

Really there is no way in HELL I will ever have, or let Hana and Shishou have, a baby to be my brother or sister. If they do I am so having an abortion.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Skiergirl- Hopefully that struck someone's funny bone. Yes, Kyo is being a selfish little brat. And yes, it is ooc. But still hopefully it was funny in the right places and sort of sad in the right places. Yes, I realize Kyo has...issues when it comes to his mom and dad...his biological ones, still that is why the sad angsty Kyo will be featured in my next long drabble on shot thing. Which will hopefully come soon despite the fact school is quickly approaching. So, enjoy, and of course Read and Review.