"I'll have you know I am not a lesser being than you simply because I am muggle born!"Hermione yelled at Draco who ignored her collapsing in a red velvet arm chair closing his eyes. Ron had the book Harry had been sucked in on the ground skimming through the pages.

"What are you doing?"Ron demanded at Draco not even looking at him.

"I am going to take a nap,"He answered.

"Your supposed to be helping us get Harry!"Hermione cried crossing her arms.

"Am I?"he said not opening his eyes. Hermione let out a yell making both Ron and Draco jump.

"YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE, SELF CENTERED, LAZY, SELF CENTERED, EVIL PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!"she yelled. Ron smiled.

"You forgot good looking,"Draco said closing his eyes again. Ron and Hermione glared.

"Lets just do it with out the stupid git Hermione. It's not like he'd actually be helpful anyway,"Ron said.

"See this is the part where you try to make me all defensive and trick me into helping you, your expecting me to say I am too helpful and help you, but, it's not going to work,"Draco said opening his eyes.

"No, I just honestly don't think you'd be helpful,"Ron muttered. Hermione laughed. Draco rolled his eyes. Hermione sat across from Ron observing the book.

"Not that I'm interested, but, what did Potter do to get himself trapped in there?"Draco said eyes closed again.

"He just opened it,"Ron said. Hermione closed the book than opened it, nothing happened. She closed it, flipped the book over and opened the back. There was a flash of light and Harry was standing before them in an old 1900's dress. Harry's hair was combed back, the dress was floor length sea blue, it was a white paisley print dress with a high collar. It also had white flowers all over it. Harry was scowling. It was very fashionable in the 1900's for women.Draco opened his eyes, choked and fell out of the chair laughing hysterically.

"Harry!"said Hermione.

"Mate?"said Ron.

"I- I was sucked into the book and they all thought I was this girl named Meg! And I had to wear this really long dress up to my neck-I'M STILL WEARING IT?"Harry cried in horror as they all started laughing. Harry took out his wand, waved it and they turned into black robes.

"Potter, I always had a feeling you were a cross dresser. I knew you weren't straight,"Draco said through chuckles. Harry glared darkly. The door opened and Moody came in.

"Good to have you back Potter,"he said.

"Good to be back,"Harry said casting a glare at Draco as he was still laughing.

"Malfoy, remember that ancient, precious sword of ours that you got bug guts all over?"Moody said. Draco looked at him and stopped laughing. He than looked thoughtful.

"Might ring a bell,"Draco confessed raising a blond eyebrow at Moody. Moody tossed him a bottle. Draco looked at it and back at Moody. "Unless there is whiskey in here, I don't want it,"he said.

"two coats of polish. Get to work,"Moody said ignoring Draco's comment. Draco scowled.

"If you think I'm going to do this-"

"Do you want to go to Azkaban?"Moody asked. Draco paused. "Well?"

"I"m thinking!"Draco snapped.

"I want him to go to Azkaban!"Ron said brightly.

"Two coats of polish on the sword or we turn you into the aurors,"Moody said. Draco's eyes narrowed.

"And tomorrow it will be do this or we'll turn you in, do that or we'll turn you in, kiss our asses or we'll turn you in,"Draco snapped.

"Your the one who got bug guts on our sword,"Moody pointed out. Draco scowled.

"This is servant work. Surely you have a house elf?"Draco scoffed.

"No,"Moody replied. Draco scowled at him.

Alright,"Draco muttered. Moody smiled.

"And you better hire a damn good lawyer when you make me go to court and you all better find my mother and protect her or I'll go back to the dark lord in an instant and give him any information I have!"Draco snapped angrily. Moody smiled. Draco glared.

"Like your father, you always seem to have to have the last word don't you?"He said and strolled out of the room as Draco swore at him. It was a long process involving a plunger and parts of Moody's body that made Harry, Ron, and Hermione grimace. Draco glared at the polish. A minute later Moody returned with the sword and left.

"Have fun with that,"Ron said with a laugh. Draco smirked and took out his wand and pointed it at Ron.

"Malfoy-"

"IMPERIO!"Draco yelled. Ron glared fighting it. "Damn." Ron marched over and punched Draco in the face.

"RON!"cried Hermione.

"YOU DEATHEATER BASTARD!"Ron yelled and punched him again.

"Harry do something!"Hermione cried as the two men got into a fist fight.Ron punched Draco in the face and Draco punched him in the jaw. Harry cheered for Ron. "SOMETHING HELPFUL!"Hermione cried nearly fainting as blood splattered against the wall as there was a loud crack as Ron's fist connected with Draco's nose. She screamed and half the order of the phoenix ran in.

"WHAT!" McGonagall screamed grabbing both boys by their ears. "IS GOING ON?!"

"Weasley attacked me! He's deranged!"Draco said and sighed as McGonagall let go of them.

"He tried to put the imperious curse on me! He hasn't changed! He's a bloody deatheater and you never should have trusted him, I didn't!"Ron yelled.

"SHUT UP!"Tonks yelled making both boys jump.

"Mr.Malfoy, the use of the imperious curse could get you locked up in Azkaban for the rest of your life,"McGonagall said sternly. Draco shrugged and snorted.

"I don't care! Lock me up then!"Draco said crossing his arms.

"If you want out of the life of a deatheater I suggest you stop acting like one,"McGonagall snapped. Draco's eyes narrowed.

"I want to be a deatheater,"Draco said. McGonagall's lips thinned.

"Than leave!"she yelled. "We don't have time for this! Either you are with us or against us!"McGonagall snapped. Draco glanced at the door and crossed his arms.

"Go on leave!"said Ron. Draco didn't move. "Please leave!?"said Ron desperately.

"Alright then. If your going to stay your going to have to follow some rules. Rule one no more unforgivable curses,"McGonagall said.

"Rule two do what everyone says or you'll be our guinea pig for our jokes,"Fred said.

"We don't mind, we'd rather you suffer side effects than us,"George pointed out. Draco glared. Moody shoved the sword into Draco's hands.

"Two coats of polish,"he growled.

"Bastard!"Draco muttered once he was out of hearing range and began polishing the sword. He glared at McGonagall. "I'm only staying for my mother. You better find her and keep her safe or I'm not telling you about anything Voldemort is up too,"Draco snapped.

"Fair enough,"McGonagall muttered staring at the blond boy.

"You three, try to get him to be less deatheaterish,"Tonks said. Ron groaned.

"Why us?"Ron demanded. The rest of the order left. "It's gonna take a miracle."

"I have an idea."Hermione said. Draco scowled at them.


One week later.


"Welcome to the order Mr.Longbottom,"McGonagall said brightly. Neville Longbottom smiled.

"Glad to have you mate, unlike some people,"Ron muttered his mind traveling to Draco.

"You sure you want to do this Neville?"Harry asked.

"Oh yeah. This is where I feel I belong. Plus I could really help with medical things through plants,"Neville said.

"Could always use less fighters, more smart people,"Tonks said with a nod.

"We will show you around,"Harry said brightly.

"Things must be crazy around here,"Neville said pushing back his brown hair. "Mind you I'm only here for the summer then it's back to school, I'm so glad Hogwarts is opening, but me and Hermione have been owling each other. We really think we can come up with an elixir for certain spells with certain elements from plants,"Neville said with excitement.

"That's great Neville,"Ron said tuning him out not really wanting to hear about plants.

"Things aren't that crazy around here, unless Fred and George cook things up. It's actually pretty calm and mellow,"Harry said and not a second later a body crashed through the door in front of them and slammed against the wall falling to the ground with a scream. Neville stared eyes wide. The body belonged to Draco Malfoy. He stood up quickly pushing is platinum blond hair back out of his eyes.

"YOU FILTHY HARLOT I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT OUT!"Draco yelled marching into the room intently.

"Calm and mellow?"Neville said. Harry blinked.

"Well, that was before Malfoy came. Do you want to meet some of the other members our age?"Harry asked as there was a loud grunt and a moan from the room Draco had just barged into. Neville nodded slowly and they entered the room. It was a training room where the order would train in their free time. There were mats on the floor, weapons, and magical weapons. As they walked in Draco was on the floor several feet from a mat and Hermione had her wand to his chest.

"Uh guys?"said Harry. Hermione looked at him and her honey brown eyes fell on Neville.

"Neville!"she cried cheerfully and ran to him hugging him. "I'm so glad you came! The medicine we can cook up using my potion skills and your herbology skills will be fascinating! We will do some real good for the order!"Hermione squealed. Draco stood up with a groan.

"What exactly is he doing here?"Neville asked glaring darkly at the slytherin deatheater.Draco returned the look.

"He's with us as long as we promise to protect his mum. Hermione and him were just training, but, I wouldn't trust him,"said Ron looking coldly at Draco.

"For a deatheater your spell casting and fighting skills aren't that good,"Hermione pointed out.

"For a mudblood you sure are gifted with spells,"Draco retorted.

"Was that an insult or a compliment?"Ron demanded.

"You never can tell with him,"Hermione said with a sigh. Draco smirked.

"Well glad to have you on the team Neville,"Harry said shaking his hand.

"Hermione as much as I love watching you throw Malfoy around the room, and trust me, I DO love it,Tonks told us to work on I don't know, making him human?"said Ron nodding at Draco. Draco glared.

"I know. But first we need to deflate his huge ego,"said Hermione with a smile.

"Ah,"said Ron.

"I think he's been embarrassed enough for today,"Hermione said thoughtfully her honey brown eyes glittering. Draco glared at her.

"Getting beaten up by a girl and all,"Harry said with a chuckle.Neville cracked a smile.

"Plus your trial is tomorrow,"Hermione said. Draco muttered his silver blue eyes darting away from them.

"If were lucky he'll go to Azkaban,"Ron said with a sigh. Draco rolled his eyes and walked out. Draco trailed down the halls of the order of the Phoenix scowling. They still hadn't found his mother. If they didn't't find her soon he was going to leave and tell Voldemort he was spying for him, just forgot to inform Voldemort about it and give him all the information he could. He still, however, didn't't know where this place was. He wasn't allowed outside, but he would be tomorrow, when he went to his trial. He hadn't told the order anything significant about Voldemort, just incase he had to change sides again.

"Dammit,"Draco said standing by a window looking outside. He didn't have much faith in the order, but it was better than being a slave to Voldemort. The trial was tomorrow.Either he would be sent to Azkaban or he wouldn't and he would go to the Order, his name would be clean, and then what? He would spend the rest of his days as a happy little Auror member of the order of the Phoenix? "I don't think so,"Draco muttered to himself.

Draco walked down the hall, his blond hair unusually untidy and long. It was almost to his shoulders hanging in his face, he pushed it out of his silver blue eyes. He was paler than usual since he hadn't seen the sun in over a week and the all black robes didn't help. He walked up the stairs and entered the 3rd door on the right which was his room. The order had been kind enough to get him some robes that were three sizes to big. He collapsed on his bed which creaked beneath his weight. He looked around the room, it was a small room compared to his at Malfoy manor. He didn't mind it though, even with the old creaky bed, the dusty dresser, the small lamp with a green shade, the gray walls,the gray ceiling, and the ice cold wooden floor boards that gave him splinters if he walked on it bare footed. It wasn't so bad. Alright, it was hell.

Under his dresser was his deatheater mask which he had stuffed there. The room needed a more personal touch. A mirror hung above his dresser with a silver boarder. Draco looked at his reflection and scowled, he looked so untidy. He pushed his hair down but it sprang back up. He needed hair gel or at least, a hair cut. Once he was allowed to go outside he was going shopping. Although the room he was given was in poor condition he didn't mind it much. It was part of Grimwald place which he would never admit to anyone, but he loved it. Even if it belonged to Potter and his marry band of morons.

It belonged to the Blacks, his mother's aunt. He enjoyed standing in front of the tapestry and trying to figure out which people were burned out by cigarette buds in the family tree. He knew Tonk's mother Andromeda was, his aunt. He hadn't even known he had another aunt besides Bellatrix, never mind a cousin. Tonks's father was a muggle, he wouldn't even look at her if it wasn't for her changing her looks every other day. never mind the buck tooth wonder Granger.

"I"ll show her for kicking my ass,"Draco muttered under his breath staring at the ceiling of his bedroom. There was a soft knock on the door.

"What?"Draco snapped. There was no answer. Rolling his eyes Draco got off the bed. The bed creaked in protest and Draco pulled the door open. Standing there was Tonks. Draco eyed her. Her hair was spikey green today. Draco had heard she has a thing with the Werewolf Lupin, he wondered if it was true.

"What Nymphandora?"Draco snapped crossing his arms glaring at the girl. Tonk's eyes narrowed at being called by her first name. Draco smirked as if satisfied.

"Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry enough to eat that garbage you so dimwittingly call food,"Draco pointed out. Tonks glared at him.

"It makes me sick to think were related,"she muttered crossing her arms at the rude Malfoy. Draco smiled.

"I was thinking the same thing cousin,"Draco said and slammed the door. He smiled as he heard Tonks stomp off in anger. Draco walked back to the bed and there was another knock on the door. Draco sighed in annoyance.

"WHAT?"Draco yelled the door opened and Harry barged in.

"Your contaminating my room,"Draco drawled crossing his arms. Harry scowled at him.

"Believe me Malfoy, I don't want to be in here anyway, but I have bad news,"Harry said.

"You finally discovered your mad lust for men?"Draco questioned.

"What? NO! Be serious please?"Harry snapped. Draco tapped his foot impatiently.

"I was being serious,"Draco said. Harry glared at him. "Alright, so what's going on?"

"Your not going to like this,"Harry started twisting his hands nervously.

"What?"Draco asked and Neville walked in with bags. "Hello roommate!"Neville said joyfully. Draco's lips twitched.

"What did he say?"

"Well Neville and you will be sharing a room,"Harry said nervously.

"There are plenty of other rooms Potter. Plenty." Harry mumbled something."What was that?"Draco demanded.

"The order doesn't trust you alone,"Harry spoke up. Draco stared at him.

"Excuse me?"

"The order thought it would be good if you had a roommate, and well, they want someone to keep an eye on you,"Harry said and swallowed, he knew that Malfoy wouldn't take this well. Neville pushed past Draco and strolled in. Neville didn't seem to know the danger zone he had just walked into. Draco's teeth grinded as Neville waved his wand and Draco's bed flew into a corner of the room while a new bed appeared on the other side. Neville put his stuff down and began unpacking. Harry took out his wand fearing Draco would attack Neville. Draco stormed out of the room. Harry sighed in relief. Neville continued to un pack.

"Erm Neville, so Malfoy doesn't get angry, pretend there is an invisible line in the room, okay? Keep all your stuff on that side,"Harry said. Neville nodded hanging up a chudley cannons poster and waved his wand a dresser appearing. The furniture Neville was getting came from upstairs. Harry walked out shaking his head. He wondered where Malfoy had ran off to, where ever it was it wasn't good.

"You can't go in there!"He heard Hermione yell. Harry ran down the hall. Hermione was standing in front of a door arms and legs spread blocking Draco from entering. Ron stood looking amused.

"Why not?"Draco demanded.

"The order is having a very important meeting,"Hermione said.

"Than why weren't you and your lap dogs invited?"Draco demanded.

"We are not lap dogs!"Ron yelled and he frowned. "He's right, why aren't we in there?"

"I don't know,"Hermione said truthfully frowning. Draco smiled.

"Well I want to know,"said Ron storming in.

"Ron you can't!"Hermione cried running in after him and Harry shortly behind her. Draco strolled in happily, his plan working.

"What are you four doing in here?"McGonagall demanded.

"Why aren't we invited?"demanded Ron.

"Ickle Ronniekins, this meeting is for the big boys,"said George.

"Than why are you in here?"Ron snapped. George scowled.

"We didn't invite you three because we wanted you to show Mr.Longbottom around,"said McGonagall.

"Oh,"said Ron looking sheepishly down at the floor.

"We done? Good. Lets get to the important things now shall we? Like for instance, the six foot mass of stupidity and clumsiness that seems to think he's sharing a bedroom with me,"Draco snapped.

"That's because he is Mr.Malfoy,"said McGonagall, "and I want you to be polite when you speak to and of Mr.Longbottom,"said McGonagall.

"How does it feel to want?"Draco snapped. McGonagall looked like she had been slapped. "I want something too you know. Longbottom out of my room!"Draco snapped.

"Were sorry Mr.Malfoy but Mr.Longbottom is going to stay as your roommate. We think it will be good for you, he will be good company, and he will make sure you don't get out of line,"said McGonagall. Draco scowled at her. This wan't fair. If he didn't listen to the order of the Phoenix he'd probably end up in azkaban, but how much could he take from them? With out a word Draco turned on his heel and stormed out, a perfect Malfoy exit, until, that is, he tripped and fell flat on his face. He heard them laugh and he went red in the face. Scowling he stood up and left. They would rue the day they laughed at Draco Malfoy. Fuming He walked back to his room where Neville was unpacking all of his things. Draco scowled at him.

"Alright Longbottom listen and listen good because I'm only going to say this once,"Draco said taking a piece of chalk out drawing a line down not quite the middle of the room, his side of the room was bigger than Neville's. Neville opened his mouth to argue.

"No interruptions!"Draco snapped putting the chalk away. "Your side, my side. Mine's bigger, yours is smaller. Life's not fair. Your lucky I'm letting you have that much, I'm in a very giving mood. Now, the rules. Keep your side of the room clean, don't get your things on my side or they will be destroyed, Don't walk on my side-"

"But-"

"Silence! I am not finished! Don't talk to me unless your dying or about to die, no interrupting me, If one of my things happen to fall on your side, no touching. Don 't come in here unless your going to sleep or to get something. If your going to set an alarm you can and will not set it before eleven A.M, and under no circumstances will you EVER wake me up. Got it? If you break these rules they will never find your body!"Draco snapped arms crossed.

"But Malfoy, the door is on your side of the room! If I can't go on your side how am I supposed to get out?"Neville cried.

"You have a window,"Draco said with a snort. Neville looked out the window to see that they were very high in the air.

"But Malfoy-"

"Are you dying?"

"No."

"Are you about to die?"

"No."

"Than no talking." Neville looked puzzled and pouted.


Special thanks to bruddy101,alwayswright, and Adoro a los Hombres Malfoy for reviewing. :)