Hiya guys! Here's chapter…3? 4? Ah, well. I own nothing.
Prussia: vell, ze awesome me is back on Hetalia Dating.
BBR: things were so peaceful, too…
Prussia: vhat vas zat?
BBR: nothing!
Prussia: so, who is todays vic-I mean, bachelor?
BBR: well, the votes are the same as last time, except for 2 Germany and 2 Latvia.
Prussia: I say we do mein bruder.
BBR: sorry, Eeveeluvr, but maybe Latvia will be next. For now, please welcome Germany!
Germany: another game show, bruder?
Prussia: zat's right, West! Now sit down, and let Breaking-Benjamin-rules cover your ears.
Germany: *complies*
Prussia: ze first contestant, picked out by my lovely co-host herself-
BBR: *throws her high heels at him*
Prussia: OWW! VHAT VAS ZAT FOR?
BBR: I don't even like heels, anyway. I prefer sneakers and boots over those any day.
Prussia: …ze first contestant is Italia.
Italy: *bounces out, his curl bouncing* ciao~!
BBR: ciao, Italy. Come stai?
Italy: molto ben BBR. e voi?
BBR: Molto ben.
Prussia: Italy, BBR…just stop talking it Italian and continue vith vhat you vere doing.
Italy: *sits down*
BBR: contestant numero due is Japan!
Japan: Konichiwa, BBR-san, Prussia-san.
BBR: Konichiwa!
Japan: *sits down*
Prussia: and ze final contestant is…America!
America: 'sup, dudes?
BBR: *manages to do a salute while still covering Germany's ear* I salute my country!
America: awesome, dude. *sits down*
BBR: *removes hands* I'm sure you know the rules. Begin!
Germany: right…how do all of you feel about training?
Italy: it's-a hard! And very-a exhausting!
Japan: I suppose it is rerry helpful, but stirr quite exhausting.
America: dude, with the training I've gone through? I'm sure it's fine, so long as we get occasional breaks.
Germany: umm…number 2, vhat is your favorite pastime?
Japan: I prefer manga and anime, although…
BBR: *hands him a tissue* go ahead and admit it.
Japan: I do very werr find yaoi interesting. *nose bleeds a little*
BBR: *swoons* yaoi has changed my life entirely.
Germany: …number one, favorite food?
Italy: PASTAAAA~! Vee~!
Germany: …*facepalm* I made my decision.
BBR: wow…fastest yet. Well?
Germany: …number 1.
Prussia: *facepalms and mutters* somehow, I knew zat bruder would choose him.
BBR: change your places! *contestants do so and she removes the curtain*
Italy: doitsu~! *glomps Germany*
Germany: *blushes light pink* mein gott… Hallo, Italia.
BBR: *squeals like the Gerita fangirl she is* SOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE~!
Prussia: that's all for today. Zis is ze awesome Prussia-
BBR: and your authoress, Breaking-Benjamin-rules!
Prussia: signing off. See you all next week, on Hetalia Dating!
Dammit, Prussia's back…
Fang: he's gonna have a bruise.
Ghirahim: I honestly never knew BBR had such a temper.
BBR: you do now! See that little button that says "Review this Chapter"? click it please!
