Hiya guys! Here's chapter…3? 4? Ah, well. I own nothing.

Prussia: vell, ze awesome me is back on Hetalia Dating.

BBR: things were so peaceful, too…

Prussia: vhat vas zat?

BBR: nothing!

Prussia: so, who is todays vic-I mean, bachelor?

BBR: well, the votes are the same as last time, except for 2 Germany and 2 Latvia.

Prussia: I say we do mein bruder.

BBR: sorry, Eeveeluvr, but maybe Latvia will be next. For now, please welcome Germany!

Germany: another game show, bruder?

Prussia: zat's right, West! Now sit down, and let Breaking-Benjamin-rules cover your ears.

Germany: *complies*

Prussia: ze first contestant, picked out by my lovely co-host herself-

BBR: *throws her high heels at him*

Prussia: OWW! VHAT VAS ZAT FOR?

BBR: I don't even like heels, anyway. I prefer sneakers and boots over those any day.

Prussia: …ze first contestant is Italia.

Italy: *bounces out, his curl bouncing* ciao~!

BBR: ciao, Italy. Come stai?

Italy: molto ben BBR. e voi?

BBR: Molto ben.

Prussia: Italy, BBR…just stop talking it Italian and continue vith vhat you vere doing.

Italy: *sits down*

BBR: contestant numero due is Japan!

Japan: Konichiwa, BBR-san, Prussia-san.

BBR: Konichiwa!

Japan: *sits down*

Prussia: and ze final contestant is…America!

America: 'sup, dudes?

BBR: *manages to do a salute while still covering Germany's ear* I salute my country!

America: awesome, dude. *sits down*

BBR: *removes hands* I'm sure you know the rules. Begin!

Germany: right…how do all of you feel about training?

Italy: it's-a hard! And very-a exhausting!

Japan: I suppose it is rerry helpful, but stirr quite exhausting.

America: dude, with the training I've gone through? I'm sure it's fine, so long as we get occasional breaks.

Germany: umm…number 2, vhat is your favorite pastime?

Japan: I prefer manga and anime, although…

BBR: *hands him a tissue* go ahead and admit it.

Japan: I do very werr find yaoi interesting. *nose bleeds a little*

BBR: *swoons* yaoi has changed my life entirely.

Germany: …number one, favorite food?

Italy: PASTAAAA~! Vee~!

Germany: …*facepalm* I made my decision.

BBR: wow…fastest yet. Well?

Germany: …number 1.

Prussia: *facepalms and mutters* somehow, I knew zat bruder would choose him.

BBR: change your places! *contestants do so and she removes the curtain*

Italy: doitsu~! *glomps Germany*

Germany: *blushes light pink* mein gott… Hallo, Italia.

BBR: *squeals like the Gerita fangirl she is* SOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE~!

Prussia: that's all for today. Zis is ze awesome Prussia-

BBR: and your authoress, Breaking-Benjamin-rules!

Prussia: signing off. See you all next week, on Hetalia Dating!

Dammit, Prussia's back…

Fang: he's gonna have a bruise.

Ghirahim: I honestly never knew BBR had such a temper.

BBR: you do now! See that little button that says "Review this Chapter"? click it please!