The craziest yet memorable St. Patrick's Day

DISCALIMER: in this story I'll be part of this story, for this story I'll be using my real name. as always I don't own bleach. Enjoy

Its St. Patrick's Day in Japan, as orihime and her friends celebrate this event. Normally Japan doesn't have certain holidays but orihime decided to try something different and experience different cultures. "why do we have to wear green through the entire day orihime?" asked yumichika who hated wearing green because it doesn't match his style.

"because yumichika, when people in certain states celebrate this event they must wear green or their family and friends pitch them if they dont" she explains. "sounds childish" said ulquiorra. Orihime looks down sad, "and by childish I meant its very fun to do that" he said trying to make her happy. "besides boys its not a total loss about this event" she said. "oh yea? Why is that?" asked ikkau

"because, the most popular tradition of this event is that everyone drinks beer, sing and dance" she said smiling since she knew the guys love to get drunk. "i like the sound of that!" said ikkau excitedly. "knowing you ikkau you love to get drunk at parities and events" said renji. "yea and? it express my time and how i enjoy it" said ikkau.

"ok boys stop arguing. we need to set up at the bar that we booked for today." said rukia. "lets go, race you to the car renji and ichigo" said ikkau. "dude, we are not little kids anymore that's just stupid" said ichigo.

"alright we'll make this interesting. last person to get to the car has to pay for everyone's drinks including refills" said ikkau making the deal. "you're on!" said ichigo and renji at the same time. orihime held her scarf like a signal used in drag racing. she held it up high then said. "on your mark...get set...go!" she yelled as she threw down her scarf. The boys dashed away to the car pushing and yelling at each other.

"oh dear, I hope they don't kill each other" said senna. "don't worry, they always do stupid shit like this. Besides my money is on ichigo. If he loses its only fair that he pays since he was the last soul reaper heir in his family." Said yumichika.

"oh yea? What about his sisters yumichika don't you think they'll be soul reapers as well someday" asked rukia. "well its possible but they are merely children now. Ichigo found out he's a soul reaper at the age of 15 correct?" yumichika said. "yes, that's right" rukia responded. "then the girls have a long way til they reach that age to get their powers" he said with a grin.

"there 11 years old" rukia said "still exactly my point, they have 4 years before they are 15 reach is still a long way" said yumichika being a smart ass. Once they boys see the car, they ran like they were running for their lives but in they end it was renji who won. So ikkau and ichigo had to do a tie breaker to see who officially pays for the drinks. "ok so since we have a tie breaker what do we have to do?" asked ichigo.

"might I suggest a eating contest?" asked orihime. "that's not a bad a idea, you up for it ichigo?" asked ikkau. "no thanks, I don't want to spend 5 hours burning off the food." Said ichigo. "how about we choose form this app that I have on my phone" said uryuu. "what kind of an app is it uryuu?" asked ichigo. Uryuu pushed up his glasses and said "well, this app has tons of suggestions that used for tie breaker situations such as this." He explained.

"wow sounds really cool!" said orihime happily. "alright then lets spin that wheel and see what comes up" said ikkau. With that said uryuu touches the wheel and as it spinning around. Each of them had hoped for a certain choice. Once it slowed down to a complete stop the final choice was a video game challenge of bleach dark souls. "WHAT?" ikkau and ichigo said in shock. "looks like it's a video game challenge" said Chad.

"awesome I can totally win this!" said ichigo excitedly. " dream on ! I've played longer than you!" said ikkau. As they fought at about this in the car on their way to the bar, some of the others drowned out at the noise with their I pods or got themselves busy.

Once they arrived ikkau and ichigo dashed towards the door, in to the video game room and started playing as themselves in the game. "your so gonna lose!" they both said yelling at each other. both of them had special cheat codes to unlock their bankai's and ichigo had an advantage to use this final getsuga tenshou.

As the others were setting up the boys spend 4 hours challenging each other. before they knew it was 5:30 and the party has just started. It was good thing they took a break and took a shower and stuff. "so who finally won?" orihime asked as she walked inside. "I did" said ikkau. "you are so lucky that I got paid and had a promotion at Nintendo inc." said ichigo being bitter about it but knows that he's safe with his part time job.

Once they left the room they saw that renji, rukia, senna, and tatsuki were already drunk and mentioned to the bartender that ichigo was paying for them. Senna's true feelings started pouring out and started being this full on sexy machine towards ichigo. "w-wow senna, I've never seen this side of you before" said ichigo who's still sober .

"he-he, well babe, why don't we kick it up a notch and get freaky in bed together" senna said full on drunk. "heh, maybe later babe. I need to ..uh.. take care of a few things first" ichigo said trying to avoid the feeling even though he so wants. But does know that he had to call home to make sure his sisters are ok since they are home along for the night.

As orihime serves drinks a random guy comes up behind her and grabs her ass then her boobs. Ulquiorra was not pleased, he walked over and threatened that if he ever did that he was going to cut off both his hands and feed to the dogs. Orihime smiles that her boyfriend is protecting her form danger and kisses him, then returns to work. The night starts out great, until a fight breaks out and its between renji and a high school junior who are both drunk. "GET THE FUCK AWAY FORM MY GIRLFREIND PUNK!" said renji mad while being drunk. "HEY ITS HER CHOICE ON WHO SHE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU JERKY ASS RED-HEADED WERIDO!" said the high school boy. "boys stop this now!" said rukia and senna.

Clearly they didn't listen so rukia used the binding spell to prevent them form touching each other. "bakudo 1 sife!" rukia said. "AH WHAT THE HELL!" they both said. "this is for your good til you clam down." Said rukia as she walked away for a while. As promised ichigo wrote a check for the bartender rather than using cash, because if he used cash that would really clean him out badly. 4 hours later renji and the boy clammed down in fact they were both passed out form drinking and laid their sleeping.

Yachiru wanted to spit at them but Kenny wouldn't let her. Senna is still drunk after drinking her 13th shot. As ichigo,senna,ulquiorra,orihime, uryuu and nemu went off to the private rooms and got busy in bed. Luckily for the girls they didn't get pregnant this time so they were really relived and continued to have fun and dance the night away.

A lot of fights have been breaking out in the bar but it was handled by ikkau and kenpatchi since they are scary looking guys. "Kenny can I go to the media room pwease" asked yachiru. "alright you can go yachiru, but I don't want you getting in to trouble ok?" said Kenny looking out for her as if that's his daughter.

As yachiru ran for the media room nemu and uryuu hung out in bed and watched TV together half naked. "oh uryuu, your so amazing in bed" said nemu still panting form the excitement. "yes, I am. I've had practice." He said. "oh really? How did you get practice" she asked a bit mad. "form watching porn" he said somewhat embarrassed.

"really? With your book smarts it kind of seems not like you to be doing that" she said. "well its time for this book turtle to get out of his shell and try something new" he said with a smile.

"hehe yea, I still cant believe my father is still resenting to have us to be dating. If he knew about this he would be so mad at me" said nemu being scared. "hey, don't be scared. What he doesn't know wont hurt him. Besides soon they will realize what they are doing is wrong as a parent and let us be together with their blessing. For now let's just have fun in secret" said uyruu making her feel better. Later that evening ulquiorra and orihime go to a private room, "so are you enjoying yourself sweetie?" asked ulquiorra.

"yes I am, I just hope that rukia and renji will be able to work things out" said orihime. "don't worry knowing them, they always work it out. now why don't we have some fun" ulquiorra said winking at her as he was taking off her tank top. As she was blushing she took off her skirt tied her hair in to a bun and was ready to enjoy some hot sex with her long-term boyfriend. Back at the bar rukia drowns herself in 40 glasses of beer, which is not surprising because after all she's a "dead chick".

which also means she cant die form drinking beer only have a severe hang over the next day. "rukia, you need to stop drowning yourself in beer" said tatsuki. "what's the point… renji will always be like this whether he's drunk or not. He always picks a fight with someone" said rukia as she reached for her 41 drink but tatsuki takes it away form her. "hey give it back!" she said with a demanding tone.

"no, you need to confront renji and tell him how you feel. Tell him he needs to clean up his act or you two are going to break up" said tatsuki giving her advice. "are you sure that will work?" she asked. "of course. it works every time to whip guys in to shape. Take keigo for example, he's always trying to touch other women's breasts. That really pissed me off. So I sat down with them told him straight up and he never did it again." Tatsuki said. "alright, I'll do it. Thanks tatsuki" said rukia smiling as staggered out of her chair and walked to renji who was still paralyzed to the ground.

"renji we need to talk" she said in a serious tone. "alright about?" he said looking at her. "we've been together for 9 years. And every time we go to parties or events you always seem to pick a fight with someone. Normally I would just ignore that. But I cant take it anymore with the constant fighting. You need stop picking fights with strangers. And only concentrate bigger fights. Like the fight we are going to have in the spring. The soul society vs. the bandits that attacked ichigo." Said rukia pouring out her feelings to renji.

Renji thought about what rukia said and saw that his actions were without a doubt unacceptable, he knew that he had to clean up his act or his relationship with rukia will be over. And they have been through a lot together, especially when they were kids.

He liked even when they were kids, but was too afraid to saying, he even remembered how they met. "well? What's it going to be renji?" asked rukia being deadly serious. "your right rukia, I know this is long over due but I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry for everything that has happened. I will clean up act and make sure that I focus on real fights than picking ones with strangers but I'll try to control my anger around our friends" renji said making his promise.

When rukia saw that his words were true, she smiled at him took off the spell on him and the strange boy. The boy ran for his life because he's scared and he didn't want to be seen with weirdo like renji or rukia. Renji was so happy that rukia continued to stay with him, as they had their passionate kiss they went off to the bar to celebrate

As ikkau hung out with yumichika, he saw a very hot girl. She had black hair, sparkly blue eyes, a hot sexy body with amazing boobs that looked similar to orihime's. he really wanted to meet her but was afraid that she would turn him down. When she looked his direction she smiled she thought to herself and through her point of view she saw a cute guy.

When she walked over to him, yumichika left so ikkau can be alone with her. "hi there" I said. "hello miss. May I buy you drink?" ikkau asked me. "sure, my name is Carolyn what's your name" I asked. "my name is ikkau, nice to meet you Carolyn" he said being nice. "nice to meet you two. So what brings you here" I said starting the conversation.

"oh I'm just hanging out here with my best friends and yourself" he said smiling. Yumichika saw that ikkau found his new girlfriend, he was happy for him a little jealous. Later that night ichigo and the others saw ikkau having a great time. As they started talking about their profession I was very surprised that ikkau and I were in the same squad together.

and I told him that I was mermaid, and a fairy. He was so excited to finally have a girlfriend, so he wont be so only the rest of his life. Once they exchange numbers they the most amazing time together and even dance together. He even saw that she loved to sing.

In the end, everyone had a great time, what was very surprising was that ikkau found a girlfriend. Rukia and renji made up. And everyone else the most memorable night, its all thanks to orihime for organizing this along with tatsuki and rukia's help. And now that ikkau has a girlfriend he'll probably be showing her off to every event they go to. Lets see if their relationship will last long.