Ch.4: Look at all the Parody's!!
Kyo: I'm a ass hole!
Yuki: He's a ass hole!
Haru: A-S-S H-O-L-E!
Kyo, Yuki, Haru: ASS HOLE!
Director: Peeeeeeeerfect Fruits Basket on ice is sure to sell-out High School Musical on ice!
-Yuki wakes up-
Yuki: What the hell's a Fruits Basket?
Ba Bum Ba!
Who is the man in the suite!?
Who is the cat with mouse ears!?
Do you really want to face him,
Yuki Sohma attorney at law!!
Yuki: Now that I finally have become a great detective-
Momiji: (Yuki's peanut, ewwwwww that sounds sick! Ok let's just say side-kick.) You mean lawyer?
Yuki: Your kidding!?
Momiji: Nope.
Yuki: You mean I went to that seminar for three motha -beeping- hours and your gonna tell me now that I'm a lawer? Well I have to tell you I'm just pissed..
Hippo: Well after Harvey died we needed a new lawyer.
-Enter flashback-
Yuki: OH ME GOSH!! Oh ME GOSH!! I'm gonna find dead people!! -squalls like a little girl-
(Then goes in the wrong room)
-End of flashback-
Yuki: Oh, well this is news to me.
-Smurf walks in-
Smerf: I need a lawyer see?
Yuki: Holly crap mobster Smurf!! Mobster Smurf!!
Momiji: Right here! -points to Yuki-
Yuki: I'm not-
Hippo: Yay first case!
Yuki: -sniff- I don't wa'nna authoress I don't wanna!
R-Chan93: To bad. -hands him a suite-
Yuki: But Ranma, it's not very comfortable!
(A/N: Ok here's something random and TOTALLY related to that last scene!!)
-At Santa's Toy Factory!!-
The charger man elf: HERMES DOESN'T LIKE TO MAKE TOYS!!
Elf1: -whispers- Hermes doesn't like to make toys!
Elf2: -whispers: Hermes doesn't like to make toys!
Elf3: Hermes doesn't like to make toys!
Kyo: HERME'S GOT HERMROIDS!!
Haru: Eh..
Other elf's: Ewwwww…
(A/N: Yeah so that's all were going to see of Kyo today, sorry guys, this chapter is for Yuki.. If you don't like Yuki for some reason you can skip ahead to read an all Kyo Chappie. That is all.)
Yuki: Fine! It might help me talk to people..
Ayami: That's the spirit!!
Yuki: Where'd the hell you come from?
Ayami: You see, my vengeful little Yuki I-
Yuki: Ugh! Shut-up you fag!! -kicks him out the window-
Ayami: Ugh it took me two hours to get into your bag and then three hours to zip it up… You're a bastard… -sniff-
Momiji: Uh I'm sorry if the fag comment offends anyone -looks at the Hippo-
Yuki: Ok, what the problem-o?
Yuki & Momiji: ROCKET POWER!!
Yuki: No seriously, WAZ UP!?
Smuf2: Well you see G-unit, these people are tearing up our land!
Yuki: I see so you all look the same but act totally different? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MAN!!
Momji; Da freakin point, da freakin point!
Mobster Smurf: So ya see here, Grand-pa Smurf, our leader see? Told me and Gangster Smurf and myself to find a lawyer to sue there smurfin smurfs off see?!
Gangster Smurf: Comprende?
Yuki: Smurftaculer!
Phil: Ha-ha Don't say that..
-That very next day-
Yuki: so how could you ever, ever take those adorable creatures homes away!? I ask you!
Judge (Mantark): One's smoking and counting stolen money and the other one's with his hookers in a pimp car. Adorable no, BUT FABULOUS!! Wheeooooo!
-During the Break-
Yuki: Hippo, I'm loosing!
Hippo: Well Yuki, did you get that thing I sent you?
Yuki: What?
Hippo: THAT VERY THING! Inside-
Yuki: I got it, thanks!
Hippo: It all ways works!
Yuki: Ok look! Go kiss the Gummy Bears and for all I car, their bouncing here and there and every where, courage and daring and true! They are the Gummy Bears! Yeah, you know.
Mantark: Give me the directions to where Mr. Rodgers Neighbor Hood is and we'll talk.. -bangs hammer- Smurfs win!!
Yuki: Yay la la la la -slows down- Sing a happy song?
Momiji: N-uh.
Fonzie: Aiiiiiiii!
Yuki: So all good now!
Momiji: Yep.
Phil: ha, ha Yup!
Yuki: Now I need a catchy ending phrase! All's fair in love and war?
Momiji: No..
Yuki: Don't count your chickens before they hatch?
Momiji: Negative Ghost Rider..
Yuki: God Bless America and any other country you live in!
Momiji: Sure..
Everyone bursts out laughing.
