Cast of Characters:
RENO - Peter Griffin
RENO: *ambles across a lawn that has the sign "Do Not Walk" and drops a candy wrapper*
ZACK: *points*
Hey that's against the Law! You're coming with me!
RENO: *drunkenly grins*
Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me!
Can't Touch Me!
*starts to dance along with the music*
Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the bad guys in Lethal Weapon 2,
I got Diplomatic Immunity. So, Hammer, You can't sue.
*holding a spraypaint can*
I can write graffiti, even jay-walk in the street.
I can right-a-loop, not give a hoot, and *points to Elena* touch your sister's teat.
ELENA: O.o *scowls crossing her arms*
Can't Touch Me!
RENO:
Can't Touch Me!
CLOUD: *gawks* -_O
What in Shiva's name is he doing?
RENO:
Can't Touch Me!
RUDE: -_-;;
I believe that's the worm. . .
RENO: Stop! Peter Time!
I'm a big shot! There's no doubt!
Light a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump!
Can't touch me!
Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin Bumb!
Can't touch me!
*imitating RUFUS*
I'm presidential Shinra!
Interns think I'm hot!
Don't care if your handicap,
I'll still park in your spot!
TSENG: *balancing on crutches* -_-;;
Sir, I think you should see this . . . *points to RENO*
I've been around the world!
From Harvert to Backbay!
It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!
RUFUS: *rolls eyes, throwing a bottle at RENO's head*
RENO: *falls face-first*
*looks up seeing ELENA*
Except for you - you can touch me
ELENA: *glares, punching RENO in the face*
RUDE: *to RUFUS*
Told you this was a bad idea . . .
