College Days & Easy Lays

Who Was That Bitch?

Chapter 4

Well, I tried to make a graceful exit after that bitch tried to relocate my junk. But how can one be graceful while backing away with their hands cupping their aching balls?!

I made my way home and grabbed a bag of frozen peas, thinking that might stop the throbbing in my crotch.

I must get all the information I need. I have to find out where she goes to school. I wonder where since I haven't seen her around campus. She was way too much of a classy lady to go to College of Charleston, a known 'party school.' Is she even in college?

I texted Jasper since he is such a smooth talking fucker. He had seen that bitch try to make me a fucking eunuch.

J: The bitch that kicked me, have her checked out; I need her name, where she goes to college…ANYTHING! - E

Well, that should do it; Jasper won't let me down. He will tell me everything he knows about that fucking cunt

E: Done deal, bro. Her name is Bella Swan, she's 22, and goes to Charleston Southern University. Oh yeah, and she's Alice's best friend. -J

Awesome, now, on to Facebook; let's find out more about her and what the hell is wrong with her.