Chapter 4
"Miss Sakaki, what have you done?" Chiyo-Chan shouted, as Sakaki threw the book on the ground.
"I'm sorry, but I need to make sure we save the world with this spell," Sakaki replied.
"You did no such thing!" Chiyo-Chan shouted, "You have started the "Bunny-Wolf Wars"!"
Sakaki gasped.
"Now I'll have to do something about this…" she continued, "But you won't be getting off scot-free."
Sakaki pleaded to her as she was only trying to help.
"I said, no!" She shouted, "I am going by myself to stop this matter… by signing a peace treaty between the bunny rabbits and the timber wolves!"
Sakaki pouted and apologized.
However, Chiyo suddenly turned red. She pointed at Sakaki and froze her in place.
"You dare defy your master?" She echoed, "I will acquire your assistance, but only under my circumstances!"
She turned Sakaki into a statue and then proceeded to shrink her down to the size of a stag beetle. She was turned into a keychain.
She carried the Sakaki keychain and grumbled a bit. While all the while, Sakaki's pleas for help were echoed faintly from her keychain form.
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Osaka, however, was in the middle of the huge war between the wolves and the bunnies, from inside a huge pit she was trapped in.
"Well, it seems I'll have to call for help," she thought, "I wonder if I could climb out and grab the top of the pit and climb out of here."
She tried to climb, but her body was so stiff a bit, she couldn't even climb out. She was very exhausted.
"Aw, dang it, I'll never get out of here!" She cried.
She suddenly had a thought: Why not have her sea cucumbers stacked all the way up? It was a surefire idea, except that she only had a box full of sea cucumbers; and they weren't enough. Plus, sea cucumbers are slippery sometimes.
"Sheesh, this isn't getting me nowhere," she thought heavily, "My brain hurts!"
She then suddenly had a huge idea: Why not signal for help?
"It might work… but people will think I am a sicko for waving my sea cucumbers around."
She then looked at the necklace Chiyo-Chan gave her and started to take it off.
"It better work," she thought, "Let's not be too hasty. Chiyo-Chan gave me this magical necklace. I wonder if she'll ever forgive me for this."
She climbed up to the top and waved her Chibi Chiyo necklace around.
"I'm not sure if this thing is magical at all."
She waved it real hard, until…
RIP!
Nyamo Bunny swiped down and snatched Osaka's arm off her body. Osaka was screaming in pain, since her entire left arm was ripped off.
"OW! DOUBLE DANG IT!" She hollered, "THAT WAS MY SEA CUCUMBER CHUCKING ARM!"
Luckily, her arm wasn't bleeding; it was slowly regenerating into a new arm.
She then thought, "Oh, well… I guess I'll have to burrow out of here… OR wait for another unlucky soul to fall in."
She then grabbed her sea cucumber and juggled three of them in one hand.
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Up in the air, Nyamo Bunny flew to the far regions of space to deliver the item to Queen Yagi.
Meanwhile, Yagi was all smiles, as she prepped up an ad saying that she is selling her old castle, since it was destroyed by her dark blunders.
"I will live on this fantastical ship, until my castle is sold!" She proclaimed.
Ran's robots suddenly dropped to the floor as they were bringing in her suitcases.
"Rin, have you found me a buyer?"
"Why don't you lease it and get extra income?"
"At this economy dropping? Absolutely not!" She bellowed.
She then turned to the broken down androids and asked, "Uh… have you kept the receipt for it?"
She kicked the Rei android a bit and snickered a bit.
"Why don't you-?"
But just as she was about to finish, Nyamo Bunny glided down and gave Yagi the severed arm with necklace.
"OH! What's up, Nyamo?" She cheered, "Where'd you get that severed arm and Chibi necklace?"
Nyamo Bunny cawed; Queen Yagi was delighted.
"YOU KILLED KAGURA?" She cried, "I'm proud of you!"
"Why don't you check and see if it is really hers?" Rin inquired.
Yagi then snapped, "Why don't you just blow yourself up?"
Rin then said, "But… that only happens when my systems shut down permanently; since I was designed for certain tasks by you, Queen Hajime Yagi…"
She then started to quiver in place and stood still. Nyamo Bunny flew off.
Yagi screamed at her, "BULLSHIT!"
Rin then said as her voice winded down, "Queen Haji… me… can… you… fiiiiiii…"
Yagi then yelled, "SHUT UP AND RECHARGE, YOU NO ACCOUNT VACUUM CLEA-!"
BOOM!
Rin exploded, along with her well-built friends, into a million pieces. Rin's head fell to the ground and was sparking a bit.
"Oh…" Yagi said in much disdain, still signed a bit from the explosion, "Now I miss her."
She then turned to Nyamo Bunny and gave her a carrot as a treat.
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Meanwhile, Kazuto and Kaorin were looking for some items to find a cure for Kagura's sudden frozen state. She and Kanaka were suddenly turned to stone earlier. They looked around and found nothing. This led to them fighting a bit.
"Why are you blaming me?" She shouted.
He replied, "If you didn't show up, Kagura would still go for Neco! And it is your entire fault!"
Kaorin then snapped at him, "I had nothing to do with this! I was just giving her some pastries."
Kazuto smacked Kaorin.
"OW! Bitch!" She shouted.
They started to brawl around the forest, not knowing that Kagura and Kanaka were being perched by some bluebirds.
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Meanwhile, at the battlefield, Chiyo-Chan was conducting a peace treaty with the boys and the girls.
"General Hare, Commander Wolfen," She said to them, as she presented the contract on a mahogany table, "If you would please sign it… we'll have waived all of these wartime ethnics."
Chiyo-Chan looked at each of the leading packs and was concerned.
"Come on… seriously… I have something to do today," she pleaded, "Sign it…"
Both generals glared at each other and ignored Chiyo's pleas. Neither the Wolf leader nor the Bunny leader signed it. For some reason, they don't want to sign it.
Chiyo-Chan was restless; she turned to her keychain and said, "You realized that it was your fault to begin with, Miss Sakaki."
Sakaki's sudden screams for help remain unnoticed.
Chiyo-Chan turned to the generals and was in tears. She then stated that if it doesn't get signed, she'll cut off her pigtails. The generals then explained why they couldn't sign: They wanted to, but one of them has to sign it first.
Chiyo-Chan fainted in embarrassment.
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At the forest, Kagura and Kanaka, who were still frozen in stone, remained standing there; bluebirds kept perching on them, until Kazuto returned.
"They make great park statues than humans," he said, "But we have no time to be pity! We have to bring them back to life!"
"Well, I'm not carrying those things with me," Kaorin stated, "They're very heavy."
Kazuto then growled and shouted, "COME ON! How can we find a way to return them to human?"
"How about we pray?" Kaorin suggested.
"Pray? Is that your answer?" He questioned.
Kaorin nodded, but then kneeled down and prayed. Kazuto gave in and prayed as well.
They prayed for hours, but have not shown progress. But, they continued since they realized it was the wrong idea.
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Later at Chiyo-Chan's house, she was reading the incantation book, looking for the spell Sakaki read. Chiyo looked frantically, but found it at the right moment… until the phone rang.
"Aw, I found it…" she pouted, "But I need to answer them."
She put the book down and went to the phone. She picked up the receiver and said hello.
"Hey, Nate!" A voice called from the phone, "Guess what?"
The voice was Queen Yagi, gloating at Chiyo-Chan, through the phone.
"Hello?" Chiyo-Chan asked, "Who is this?"
"It doesn't matter. I killed your girl!" Yagi scoffed.
"Who?"
"I killed her!"
Chiyo was confused, "I don't have a child."
"HA! BECAUSE I KILLED HER!" She yelled in smug.
Tadakichi approached Chiyo-Chan and barked at her.
"I have to go feed Mr. Tadakichi; I'll talk to you later."
Chiyo hung up, leaving Yagi in anger.
The Queen, who was up in her cruiser, was confused.
"Uh… what just happened now?"
Just then, Narue appeared from behind her. She was smiling very boldly.
"Miss Queen, I need your reference."
Yagi turned around and gasped. She noticed Narue from behind and was surprised to see her, even though she magically appeared.
"Who the fuck are you?" She snapped.
"I'm Goddess Narue," she introduced herself, "I'm here about your old building you own. How much do you want for it? I'm thinking of pricing it at about 2,000 yen."
"What are you talking about?" Yagi asked.
"The castle! Because it is so cool; and it had a "For Sale" sign on it," Narue responded.
"Oh… that was my castle, until I suddenly dashed it with severe collateral damage. If you accept this castle, I'll throw in this mallet as a free gift."
"Oh? I guess it can help; a little redecorating in this building and I'll have a cute underwater scenic route. I love fun stuff in a home, especially a castle; but I have to pay it for dirt cheap."
Yagi then nodded and said, "You have good taste. I'll give you the paperwork as soon as I perform a background check!"
Nyamo Bunny swoops down and appears by the computer.
"Nyamo Bunny, perform a background check for Narue Goddess."
She started to type the background check, except that she was repetitively typing A, S, D, F, J, K, L, and the semi-colon keys.
Narue was very concerned, but was very stern about what's going on. She then noticed the floor being all singed in ashes.
"What just happened in your ship?" She asked.
"Oh, you'll understand eventually," Yagi commented, "I'm selling my castle as a reward for killing off-."
Narue interrupted, "Look, I'd love to stick around, smelling the uncomfortable scent of gun powder and seeing your pet bunny typing the beginner keys, but I must be going."
"No, don't leave!" Yagi smiled, "I need to leave this castle and drift off into space after I killed off The Kagura!"
"What, the tomboy?" Narue asked, "She's not dead."
"Yeah, right," Yagi sneered and showed Narue the necklace and arm, "Look here! I got her severed arm and Chibi Necklace!"
She then waved towards Narue and jeered at her.
"Uh, I'm afraid you have failed to kill her."
"What are you talking about?"
"That arm… it smells of sea cucumbers," Narue stated, "The arm is made entirely out of sea cucumbers."
Yagi was shocked; she looked at the severed spot and found that it was made of mashed sea cucumbers. Narue was right.
"No, don't do this!" Yagi cringed and gasped, "COME ON!"
Narue was about to tell Yagi what really happened to Kagura, but she started to sneeze.
"Ah… ah… ah… AHHHHHHH-CHOO!"
Her sneeze blew Yagi and her ship into the depths of space.
"Triple dang it," Narue whimpered, "I guess those ashes made me sneezed.
Narue floated off in deep space, until she disappeared with her magic, knowing that there was no air in space.
Meanwhile, at the Convenient Store of Death, Maruo was in the checkout counter, trying to check in the liquor, but was confused. He then talked to a young woman with brown hair and a green sweater.
"Are you 21?" Maruo asked.
"Who the hell wants to know?" She snapped, "I can buy any damn liquor I want! Who say I can hold my liquor?"
Maruo, who was a bit frightened by the remarks, then gave her the beer.
The woman leaves to the parking lot; but Yagi parachutes down, shouting frantically.
"MARUO! THE KAGURA'S ALIVE! AWAKEN! HEY, FROGMAN! WHERE ARE YOU? ATTENTION!"
She drops down to the entrance, but was run down by the woman's car. Maruo snickered a bit. Yagi then got up, but was gunned down by a bullet, shot by Maruo's machine gun.
"GOD! … … … … … … DAMN IT!" Yagi cried as she got up, with blood pouring from her shoulder wound.
She staggered over to Maruo and said to him, "Bad news! The Kagura is still alive…"
"Oh, who cares?" Maruo responded sternly, "She's nobody anyways."
"HEY! We care! Do we?" She commented.
"I don't." He said.
Yagi remembered the castle and turned to Maruo.
"Oh, yeah, that reminds me; turn those lights back on in the Hills and Forests."
"I'm busy! I'll do it later!" Maruo responded.
Yagi then started to grow nervous and a bit frustrated.
"Oh, no, man," She said, "As long as you get it done…"
She then clutched her fist and shouted:
"RIGHT NOW!"
She tackled down Maruo and began to brawl from in the counter.
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Meanwhile, the car the woman drove, but was driven into a pit. The car crashed below onto Osaka's damaged car.
"What the… Miss Yukari?" Osaka gasped.
Yukari got out and was woozy, "Man, I got to drop my drinking binge."
"Miss Yukari… I need your help," She pleaded, "I need you to help me get out of this hole. I was gonna dig my way out, but my arm got severed."
Yukari pulled out a six-pack and started to drink.
"You want one?" She asked, "If you don't, I'll drink it all."
"No thanks, I'm underage," Osaka replied.
"Worrywart," Yukari smiled, "More for me, then!"
Osaka then looked up the hole and asked, "Will it be cold in this pit?"
