A/N: BOOK 2 IS COMING! *initiate foaming mouth*


Exclusive Interview with … BOLIN!


(broadcast starts)


INTERVIEWER: So, Bolin, the latest news is that you are going to be canon-shipped with Eska the moody emo cousin of your crush Korra. Also, you're going to be the poster-boy for a series of propaganda films that basically crap all over your canon-girlfriend's dad aka the Chief of Northern Water Tribe.

(pause)

BOLIN: Uh, was there a question in there?

I: In light of this news, fans have been sending in questions through Twitter and Facebook. Here's one from ishipborra341. The question is: how much more crap do you think the writers are going to throw at you for the sake of comic relief before you actually get a legitimate ship, and also, will you sign my boobs?

B: What?

I: Will you sign my boobs?

B: No, no! I mean that first part – It makes it sound like the writers have it out for me or something! It's not like they really hate my character or anything… right?

(awkward silence)

I: Moving on to the next question. This one is actually from our Korra Nation Tumblr askbox. So, anyways, fuckyeahkorraisback asks: Do you think it's unfair that you are the victim of coercion in your new relationship with Eska?

B: I – what do you mean 'coercion'?

I: Well, surely you're aware of the circumstances of the EskaBo ship.

B: Um… I – it's consensual?

I: [cough] Uh... I'm going to read a quote from Tumblr which is, of course, the most reliable source for information on Legend of Korra as well as various other things. [clears throat] Here we go. Eska becomes fascinated by Bolin's simple ways and forces him to become her boyfriend. End quote.

(pause)

B: Are you kidding me with this?

(pause)

I: Let's change the subject –

B: No! I'm done with this – this –

I: Humiliation? Condescension? The biggest F-You in the series to a regular cast member with the obvious exception of the movie adaption –

B: I'M OUTA HERE!

(mic static)

I: Well, folks, there you have it! As a final reminder, the series premiere of Legend of Korra Book 2 begins today September 13, 2013. Thank you for tuning in.


(broadcast ends)


A/N: Gaaaahhh! The premiere! I can almost taste it :P

So yeah, Bryke were not kidding when they said Bolin had a bizarre romance. As far as I can tell, Eska does force Bolin because that's what Korra Nation basically said. Not sure if it's on the official site or whatever but we'll soon see for ourselves anyway so it's no big deal.

Anywho... I hope you guys are pumped for Book 2 because it's going to air in a few hours. For me, I'll have to download it when I get up at the crack of noon. Should be out be then, I think...