A/N: Yay! I received plenty of reviews and subject suggestions! I'm really glad! This one's from MonPhoenix!
"Kids! Come here and get your PSPs!" Maya shouted in front of the class.
"Yay! But, where did you find all the money to buy all this?" a little…Student asked. Hey, no one there can tell if they are girls or boys anymore, so why must I, right?
Maya turned to face the...Um…Student. "Can you guess?"
The children started taking turns to guess where she got all the money to buy all the PSPs.
"The school provided it!" child number one said. Maya shook her head.
"You bought it?" child number two asked. Maya shook her head again.
"Where do you think I'll get the money to buy all this and if I was that rich, I wouldn't be here teaching you," Maya replied.
"Um…You pretended to be one of those beggars on the street and begged for money and you nearly got caught by the police because of it?" child number three said. Maya paused for a moment.
"You know, that's not a bad idea, I'll try that next time, but no," said Maya.
"Ooh! I know! You and Mr. Larry (1) robbed a bank! There's where you got the money from!" said child number four.
"Another good idea, but no. You know, kids, you should start a business on giving adults ways to get money! Most of your ideas are brilliant!" Maya exclaimed.
The kids cheered and continued on their guesses.
A child gasped and said, "Don't tell me you borrowed money from evil loan sharks take your life if you can't pay them back the money you borrow plus interest!"
The room became tense. All the students were worried that their teacher could be in some sort of trouble and then Maya said, "I can't borrow money from them. In fact, I can't go within one hundred feet from them. No matter which group of loan sharks. They issued a restraining order against me when I was trying to get them to buy me and Nick hamburgers...Pity."
The children relaxed and was stopped from guessing any further by Maya's threat of bringing them to the dentist.
"You know, I think that's enough guessing for now, unless you want to see the dentist. I shouldn't have asked you to guess, but even though it wasted a whole lot of my time, I'm glad I did. I've just found ways to earn more money!" Maya said.
"So, are you going to tell us now?" the children chorused yet again.
"Sure! First I asked Detective Gumshoe, but he had a lame excuse for not being able to pay his own bills, wages and loans. What a terrible friend! Then I bugged him to a point where he finally told me to ask Prosecutor Edgeworth because he's so rich he has a shiny red sports car. And then I paid Edgeworth a trip! He wouldn't give me the money so I had to get Franziska to come and whip him until he does. She did so and that was how I got all the money! And Franziska received a quarter of his fortune too! It was a win-win situation for us and Nick because he wouldn't need to pay for this but not for Edgeworth! This was payback for not paying for my burgers!"
The children nodded their heads and made a mental note to themselves to ask a Miss Franziska to help them persuade people to do stuff.
"So now that that's all clear, pick up your PSPs like this, insert the game in here, press these buttons like so and spin the joystick thingy until it falls off."
The children did as they were told and managed to get really high scores on their games.
"Congratulations! You all get As except for Bob because no one likes you. Now we'll be learning about the different types of games. There are RPGs which are Role-Playing Games and in those games, you play as a character in a storyline. Here is an example of an RPG!" she said, handing them a DS each and a little box.
"These are DSes! Where did you get the money to buy all these gaming consoles and *gasp* is that you on this box?" a student asked.
"The money was provided by Edgeworth and yes, I'm on the box. This game was made after Nick's first year as a defense attorney! And I'm in it! But the sad thing is that you play as Nick. Ah well, never mind. So, your homework is to complete the first case."
The children wrote it down in their to-do lists.
"Next, I'll be teaching you about shooters. Shooters are games which require you to shoot stuff. I know what you're thinking, 'why do we have shooting games when we already have guns?' well, you see, in shooting games, you kill virtual people, whereas in real life, you kill real people! And besides, all of you are underage so you can't own a gun. Actually, you can, but you will be sent to prison soon afterwards. So, shooters are games where you shoot virtual people without going to virtual jails."
The children, besides Bob, cheered again and noted all the things Maya explained down and ran out the door as it was already time to go home.
AFTER SCHOOL…
"So, what have you learnt in Video Games class?" the bald principal asked.
"I learnt that Ms. Maya hates me and we also learnt about RPGs and Shooters and that if you spin the joystick thingy of a PSP so hard, it'll fall off and you'll get a high score! I'm going to try it in an arcade soon!" Bob said.
He did so and was sent to jail for vandalizing arcade property, but the good news was that he got the highest score!
Everyone celebrated his leaving of the class and soon forgotten about him.
A/N: Hehehe…I know that it's kind of strange, but I enjoy writing these kinds of plotless fics. That's why I'm taking a short break from my other fic Confusion and Turnabout, but that doesn't have a plot as well, so never mind.
(1) Yeah…Larry thought that being a teacher seemed fun so he got a job as a teacher over there.
